Marabot 108 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I saw a board like this one of Neopets, and thought it'd be fun to bring it here, you basically post ridiculous ideas that can be neo-related, or not, on how to get kicked out of a store. Here's one of my own personal ideas: Run in with Duct Tape over your mouth and hands tied together, running around the store being chased by your friend who has a nerf machine gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesome Sauce Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Eat some snacks, then put the empty wrappers in some clothing items. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marabot 108 Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 xD Nice one. Take or bring a pogo stick and jump around the store singing, "I'm a fluffy bunny!" and whenever you see someone, go up to them and ask, "Are you a fluffy bunny?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Sitting on a shelf after running around for hours, following your mother while she does her groceries. True story - Got kicked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ryan Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Get a shopping carting and run as fast as you can into a column with it and when someone asks what you're doing yell "I'M TRYING TO GET TO HOGWARTS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marabot 108 Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 Go up to children with glasses and say "You're a Wizard Harry" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ryan Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 LOL. Walmart: Walk in with an 'I <3 Target' shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marabot 108 Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 xD Best Buy: Walk around in a Dark Blue Shirt, Khakies, and a name tag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ryan Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I would do that. xD Play rl Need for Speed using their display barbie electric cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marabot 108 Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 xD Ride around the store in those feet propelled kiddie cars in a "drag race" crashing into people and knocking things over. Hide in a clothing rack and in a monotone voice say "No, put that back!" or "That's not your color!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ryan Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Hide in the stuffed animals and when a little kid walks by start yelling 'BUY ME! BUY ME!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marabot 108 Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 Take a bottle of soda with you/buy it, call for the Manager about a complaint, then when he's coming, shake the bottle and spray him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secre Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 How about sitting in the middle of an aisle rocking backwards and forwards and screaming if anyone touches you. Then when the announcements come on loud speaker continue rocking but scream 'THE VOICES!!! THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divya Bean Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Pick out baby clothes or underwear and go up people and say, "This really suites you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ryan Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 @Secre I've done that in class before. :P Lol Divya. xD Waiting until an employee finishes stacking cans, then playing jenga with a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divya Bean Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Oooohhhh I forgot the one I've done before! Stand in one aisle with an article of clothing (best option: underwear) in hand. Have a friend look into the next aisle and let you know if there is someone right in front of you. Throw clothing over. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ryan Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Lol, I would do that too. Get on the intercom and announce that there is a 50% off sale for cocaine in the employee lounge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divya Bean Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Oooohhh there is so much to do with the intercom! "Mr. Smith, your bikini waxer is at the front." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marabot 108 Posted January 24, 2011 Author Share Posted January 24, 2011 Hide a Manakin, the stand on the spot, when someone walk by, tap them on the shoulder and change position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuroida Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Be this guy: @0:38 and on :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marabot 108 Posted January 24, 2011 Author Share Posted January 24, 2011 Hilarious. Walk up to random people and scream "Chop down the Biggest Tree in the forest, with a HERRING" and slap them with a very large fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seliphra Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Ahem Go to the kid place and stare long and hard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marabot 108 Posted January 24, 2011 Author Share Posted January 24, 2011 Pull the arms off dolls/action figures etc... and yell "I'M ARMED!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seliphra Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Dress in a HUGE overcoat, wear shorts and t-shirt, hang a sign that say's "BOO!" around your neck and go up to people acting creepy and shuffling before opening your coat up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divya Bean Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Dress up in tattered clothes and hang out near the entrance shuffling around. They'll throw you out. I've seen it done. :laughingsmiley: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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