antiaircraft Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 AA picked up his camera and zoomed in all the way to Jupiter, just in time to catch AA3 getting zapped by a lightning bolt. He kept the camera focused on AA3, thinking of some more interesting narration to add to the documentary.
Midtime Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 AA3, having turned into a pile of ash, dispersed in all directions, met on the other side of Jupiter and came together again. He activated his teleporter and landed on top of AA.
Loc Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Mario turned his camera to AA and captured AA3 landing on top of him.
Ruto Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 "A bomb in a flower? Really lame. I only ate it 'cause I was on caffiene. If you really want to catch Metroid, you'll have to do it before me." Princess Ruto disappeared in a puff of yellow smoke shaped like cheese.
antiaircraft Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Unfortunately for AA3, AA happened to be wearing his spiked metal hat that day.
Loc Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Fortunately for Mario, he caught this all on tape.
antiaircraft Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 "Excellent filming Mario!" yelled AA as he panned his camera upwards.
Meeptroid Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Metroid yawned and looked up at the topic's title. "lyke, omg! tis topc iz namd aftr mi!11!"
antiaircraft Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 AA panned his camera back down towards Metroid, wondering if he would decide to investigate the magical flowers he had booby-trapped.
Meeptroid Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 "Magical booby-trapped flowers?" asked Metroid. "I don't sense any danger there. Sure, I'm in."
Ruto Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Princess Ruto hovered high above Metroid, and thought about how to catch him. Traps? Cages? ...Pudding? None of these things she thought would work, so instead, she simply landed on him. "You're mine now, Metroid!"
Parshy Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Mr.M Back away from Metroid's Meeptroid army. "AA, did you give these to him?"
Ruto Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 "His meeptroid army is no match for my zora army! If he shows any resistance in being captured, he will face the wrath of my power and zoras!" *cough*
Meeptroid Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Metroid sighed, defeated. The consequence for resistance against Princess Ruto would be horrible. No one wants to bring disgrace to Princess Ruto, the Zora Tribe, or your very own pants. :(
Loc Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 That reminds me of a joke, A captain was talking to his first mate. " When my pants are red, that means I just left a battle, when they are blue, I have not fought yet," suddenly a fleet of 5 ship came over the horizon, the first mate asked "So what do those brown pants mean?" But while Mario was telling this joke, he was also booby trapping more flowers.
Ruto Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 ((o_O A friend told me that joke. Pretty gross.)) Princess Ruto smiled in triumph, and put Metroid in a cage. "I'll be willing to let you out of there, but you would have to be my little pet, and as a loyal pet, you must do everything I say. No if's, and's, or but's. Deal?"
Midtime Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 AA3 appeared at the site of all the action with bandages on his feet and blew up Metroid's cage - along with Metroid - with a ray gun.
Ruto Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 Princess Ruto fell back. "You fool! I spent a whole five minutes capturing Metroid, and then you set him free? You will pay!" She loaded her bazooka and shot at AA3.
Midtime Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 AA3 was shot at by Princess Ruto using a bazooka.
Ruto Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 Princess Ruto put down the bazooka, satisfied at her taste of revenge. Dusting off her fins, she turned to the charred spot that was once Metroid. "What fun is it to have a pile of ash as a pet?" She used a random bit of magic to regenerate Metroid, but with blue skin instead of green.
antiaircraft Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 AA zoomed in closely to catch all the action, and wondered what AA3 was pointing at Princess Ruto.
Loc Posted January 20, 2008 Posted January 20, 2008 Mario was watching all of this and catching it on tape, but he couldn't resist throwing a nuclear bomb.
antiaircraft Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 AA teleported to a safe distance beside Mario, and adjusted his camera's focus to record the next few moments in maximum detail.
Midtime Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 AA3 regenerated. Then he flew away as fast as he could and wondered why he had pointed his finger at Princess Ruto.
antiaircraft Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 AA ran out of recording time just as the good part of the moment began...
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