The Original Luna Posted December 2, 2007 Posted December 2, 2007 Luna aimed a ray-gun at her Drama Teacher. She felt less stressed. Then she picked up AA and put him on the moon to watch the chaos.
antiaircraft Posted December 3, 2007 Posted December 3, 2007 AA wondered why Luna had picked him up and put him down in the same place. He then blasted Luna's drama teacher with a mind-control ray and assigned him to Luna. ((I.e., Luna now has mind control over her drama teacher :evil: ))
The Original Luna Posted December 3, 2007 Posted December 3, 2007 (YAY!!) Luna made her Drama Teacher climb up the Empire State Building in a gorilla suit holding an inflatable banana. She then left him there, dangling from the aerial of the Empire State Building. Inside the rooms, the televisions went bad.... ((the grey scene that makes a FSSHH sound.))
antiaircraft Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 AA was busy hijacking the TV frequencies all over the world in order to broadcast digitally-generated provocative statements by various world leaders, thus escalating the world war.
The Original Luna Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Luna lends control of her drama teacher to AA, until the next Friday 13th.
antiaircraft Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 AA used his influence to make Luna's drama teacher a very powerful dictator, thus escalating the war to drastic proportions.
Midtime Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 At this point AA3 teleported randomly on Luna's drama teacher as he was making a speech. The chaos that ensued allowed him to escape.
antiaircraft Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 AA organised a scandal that would make Luna's drama teacher fall from grace and end up in prison, with several details of the scandal contributing to the war. He now had quite a big world war going.
The Original Luna Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 Luna was a bit grumpy, so she started to talk in Swahili. "hey mimi ni-semaji Kiswahili!" Translation: "Hey, I'm fluent in Swahili!"
antiaircraft Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 AA wandered around a bit, promoting hostility and destruction here and there, but he didn't really have a use for Luna's drama teacher any more so he handed the mind control back to Luna.
The Original Luna Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Luna turned off mind-control and the teacher woke on a garbage float boat. She then took a trip to Kenya to study the wildlife and help the locals build houses and good wells.
antiaircraft Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Meanwhile, the US, Russian, Indian, Chinese, and just about every other military in the world were heading to Kenya to secure its resources and further fuel their war efforts.
The Original Luna Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Luna, having heard the warning via Parrot-mail, assembled all the warriors of the Kikuyu, Meru, Kalenjin, Luyha, Luo, Kisii, Kamba, Swahili, Masai, Turkana and their weapons. They protected the people from the enslaught of the invaders. They used their natural techniques to disturb and harry the invaders to make them go away. America's technological forces, being comparable to a a whipped dog, having several spears in its pride and backside, fled to the moon. And from that day onward, american armies have always been afraid of the Kenyan warriors.
antiaircraft Posted December 7, 2007 Posted December 7, 2007 AA sat back and watched the entertainment as the various factions continued to battle. China launched a combat mission to the moon to try and get rid of the Americans there, while a few other countries continued to battle over Africa.
The Original Luna Posted December 7, 2007 Posted December 7, 2007 Luna decided to keep Africa separate from the world's little dispute. Then, the countries of South America allied itself with Africa. They promised they would aid in times of strife.
antiaircraft Posted December 8, 2007 Posted December 8, 2007 AA detonated precisely placed nukes on the moon just as the soldiers landed there, completely destroying the moon and even further escalating the world war.
The Original Luna Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Luna, getting angry, pounced onto AA, as she was now a Lion.
antiaircraft Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 AA noticed the lion trying to get through his personal defense network, and it gave him an idea. He mind-controlled all the lions in the world, and got them to attack the various soldiers in the area.
The Original Luna Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Luna attacked the nearest soldier who just so happened to be standing next to AA. The soldier jumped onto AA's head. Not being bothered to attack the soldier, she attacked AA. She bit him hard on the left leg.
antiaircraft Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 AA decided to ignore the lion that was persistently gnawing at his leg armour, and teleported himself to the International Space Station instead.
Parshy Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 Mr.M came back from the ISS. " bah,ive seen better"
antiaircraft Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 AA watched, amused, as soldiers ran around retrofitting the ISS to make it capable of delivering an orbital bombardment.
The Original Luna Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 Luna then dragged AA into the transformitional star-porter (posh word for a molecule scrambler) she saw the button for go. (closing the door she clicked the lock) and would have pressed lay, but being colourblind as a lion, she pressed another button. Somehow, AA's clothes looked like Alice from Alice in Wonderland's.
antiaircraft Posted December 15, 2007 Posted December 15, 2007 AA watched as Luna played with the various settings on the simulator she had found, then decided to override the ISS's systems and bombard Hawaii.
The Original Luna Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 However, Luna had overridden the Commands to bombard Hawaii to change to Bombard Hawaii themed shirts.
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