antiaircraft Posted November 20, 2007 Posted November 20, 2007 AA ordered the mind-controlled ravens to attack. He forget to order them not to attack him. Soon, everybody was buried under a swarm of angry attacking ravens.
The Original Luna Posted November 20, 2007 Posted November 20, 2007 Luna had befriended the raven and called them off, to then plague everybody who had a pink fluffy radio in their room.
antiaircraft Posted November 21, 2007 Posted November 21, 2007 The ravens, infuriated at being mind-controlled, continued to attack AA and chased him off a cliff. Luckily, they didn't damage AA's wings enough to stop him from flying. Unluckily, they were able to fly much faster than AA, and continued attacking him.
The Original Luna Posted November 21, 2007 Posted November 21, 2007 Luna then went on an all-expenses trip to France. She tried some Local French cuisine.
Captain Awesome Pants Posted November 21, 2007 Posted November 21, 2007 "Luna dear, if your trying to plague me, let me let you in on a little secret... I gave my pink fluffy cloack away to my annonying neighbor. It was a little pay-back. You see it only plays the worst music ever.... POLKA MUSIC!!!! He loathes it." said Mia maniacally.
The Original Luna Posted November 21, 2007 Posted November 21, 2007 Luna, however was in France, eating snails. "Helloo, who is zis? Who iz speaking?"
antiaircraft Posted November 22, 2007 Posted November 22, 2007 The ravens continued attacking AA and chased him all the way to France. In the flurry of wings and beaks, AA couldn't see where he was going and accidentally ran into Luna, crashing in the middle of the restaurant.
Meeptroid Posted November 22, 2007 Posted November 22, 2007 Metroid entered the restaurant and looked down at AA. He then whispered to the nearest waitor, "I'll have what he is having!"
antiaircraft Posted November 22, 2007 Posted November 22, 2007 The ravens heard Metroid, and split up, with one group attacking Metroid and one group sticking with AA. AA pulled out his jetpack and activated it, rocketing out of the restaurant, but the ravens had somehow acquired mini-jetpacks that allowed them to match his speed.
The Original Luna Posted November 22, 2007 Posted November 22, 2007 Luna finished the snails and decided to help AA. She threw him a rocket- the fuse was lit and he whizzed around France at top speed.
antiaircraft Posted November 22, 2007 Posted November 22, 2007 AA managed to outrun the ravens. Then the rocket - as all rockets tend to do - exploded.
The Original Luna Posted November 22, 2007 Posted November 22, 2007 Luna was turned into a Haast's Eagle by the force of the blast. She then flew to New Zealand.
The Original Luna Posted November 22, 2007 Posted November 22, 2007 Luna was turned into a Haast's Eagle by the force of the blast. She then flew to New Zealand.
antiaircraft Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 ((Double post - tsk tsk tsk :P )) Despite the fact that he had just been blown up, the ravens decided that they hadn't done enough yet and continued to attack AA.
Meeptroid Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 Metroid had been pecked nearly to death by the ravens. He then whistled towards the nearest staffer. "May I have my check?"
antiaircraft Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 AA ran past Metroid, stealing the check out of habit, and dived into a river to get away from the ravens. The ravens put on mini-swimsuits and dived into the water after him.
Meeptroid Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 Metroid tried to look natural. However, someone stealing your check for no apparent reason can leave you quite confused and embarassed. Metroid got up, loaded a sniper rifle, and shot at the ravens underwater.
antiaircraft Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 Since sniper rifles are not designed to shoot targets underwater, the bullets from the rifle were hardly on target. By some strange twist of fate, every single one of the bullets hit AA's leg.
Meeptroid Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 Metroid grimaced as he saw AA's legs drag themselves freely underwater. "I think I MAY have been off target. Why was I even shooting at things underwater in the first place?"
antiaircraft Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 AA decided he had had enough of the ravens, so he hit a button and teleported to a nearby hospital. He was promptly arrested.
Meeptroid Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 "It was him officers!" screamed Metroid pointing at AA. "He did it!"
antiaircraft Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 While the officers were all gawking and pointing their guns at the alien that had suddenly appeared, AA slipped off with their wallets.
Meeptroid Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 Metroid giggled, but the sudden noise that emitted from him was enough to spook one of the officers. He shot at Metroid, causing all the other officers to repeatedly fire at Metroid also.
antiaircraft Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 AA chuckled - he had replaced all of the officer's ammunition with blanks. Starting one of the police cars (he had found the keys in a wallet), he drove off.
Meeptroid Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 Even though they were blanks, Metroid acted like he was really being shot and crashed out the window. He then landed on top of the 'stolen' police car.
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