Anime Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 "Never mind the 'Oops' This is the best thing I've ever done to him!" anime said.
Meeptroid Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Metroid realized that he was trapped in the television. "Uh oh... I just hope no one turns on the Nature Network. They are having a special on lions..."
Anime Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 "GIve me the remote please. There's this speical I wanted to see on the Nature Network..." anime said, flipping the channel over to it.
MOPGhost Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 "It took me forever to clean me up and I need food. Wait a minute...I'M BANKURPT!"
Ruto Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Morgan woke up and stretched her arms out. "Mmm, what a nap." She glanced at Metroid stuck inside the television. "Ooh, flip it to Barney! Let's see how Metroid can handle a loving, purple dinosaur!"
Meeptroid Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 *Metroid appeared on the Nature Network* Narrator: Today on the Nature Network, we will learn about the lion. Metroid: Crud.... Narrator: As you can see, the female lion is out hunting and found a prey to take down. In this case, a floating green alien blob. Metroid: I still have a name.... Narrator: Look! Here she comes now! *The lion attacks Metroid and tears him apart* Metroid: At least this beats a fun loving purple dinosaur.
Ruto Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 "Oh no, we can't have this senseless violence." Morgan jumped off of anime's head and grabbed the remote. She flipped through a few channels and finally found the 24-hours-a-day-Barney-channel. "Ah, perfect. Just what I needed. Seeing Metroid tortured with love." On the TV, Barney began to sing to Metroid. "I love you, you love me..."
Meeptroid Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 *Metroid is being tortured by Barney* Barney: Hey everybody! Today, we will learn about how to share. Metroid, will you share this block with Stanley? Metroid: Fine... *Throws the block at Stanley and knocks him out cold* Barney: Uh oh... somebody isn't being nice. Maybe you need a fat hug! Metroid: NOT THE HUG!!! *Metroid gets hugged by Barney and blows up* Barney: Those crazy kids! They get me every time!
Anime Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 anime couldn;t say anything. She was laughing too hard.
Meeptroid Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 *Metroid reapeared back onto the show out of thin air.* Metroid: What? How did I get back?! Barney: Nobody disappears on Barney and Friends without the official Barney theme song! Metroid: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Metroid wakes up in a bed* Metroid: Whew. Must've been a dream. Barney: Nope. You ran into a wall and became unconsious. I put you into bed until you got better! Metroid: NOOOOO!!!
Empress Keiko Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 TotaKeiko was rolling on the floor, she was laughing soooooo hard! "Dora the Explorer is on another channel! Should we change?"
Izzy ♥ Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 "Yes! But first make sure Barney farewells him with the official Barney song..."
Meeptroid Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Barney: Seems like it's the end of the show, kids! You know what that means? Metroid: That this show will be cancelled? Barney: No, silly! We are gonna sing the goodbye song! Metroid: Noooooo!!!! Barney: I love you, You love me, We're a happy family, with a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you, Won't you say you love me TOO! I love you, You love me, We're best friends like friends should be, With a great big hug, And a kiss from me to you, Won't you say you love me too Metroid: 0_o *Twitches*
Anime Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 anime started getting dizzy. "Dizzy.. lack of oxygen..." she managed through her laughter.
Empress Keiko Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 TotaKeiko switched the channel. metroid appeared in the middle of boots and Dora.
Meeptroid Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 *Metroid appeared on Dora the Explorer* Dora: Uh oh! It's Swiper! Boots: He's gonna steal our magical muffins! Metroid: C'mon. Do I really look like a fox to you? Dora: Say it with us, everybody. Swiper no swipey! Swiper no Swipey! Swiper no swipey! Metroid: Oh, man! Boots: Thanks for your help everyone! We can finally deliver these magical muffins to King What'shisname!
Empress Keiko Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 *luaghs* TotaKeiko watched Boots tackle Metroid.
MOPGhost Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 "I know make him in Iunyasha or something else cool and dangerfulfilled."
Anime Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 "That sounds good! Wait, I know, put him in the middle of the football game!" anime said, having caught her breath.
MOPGhost Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 "That's a great idea. Make him in a mascot costume!"
Meeptroid Posted December 2, 2006 Posted December 2, 2006 *Metroid appears in the middle of a football field and gets destroyed in less than three seconds*
Ruto Posted December 2, 2006 Posted December 2, 2006 "Ugh, I hate football! Let's put him in the middle of the Teletubby special!" Morgan grabbed the remote and found Teletubbies moving toward Metroid. "Go get him! Give him a great big hug!" :D
Anime Posted December 2, 2006 Posted December 2, 2006 "I wonder..." anime mumbled. She took the remote, pressed a few buttons, and made Matroid dance around and sing. "It dose work! We can control Metroid with the remote!" anime laughed.
Ruto Posted December 2, 2006 Posted December 2, 2006 "I'm getting bored of this. Why don't we take Metroid out of the TV and hook him up to a lie detector? We can ask embarrasing questions make him answer them." Morgan grabbed the machine from behind a tree and set it up.
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