Jump to content

Metroid


Ellie_Penguin

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 4.4k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Morgan woke up and stretched her arms out. "Mmm, what a nap." She glanced at Metroid stuck inside the television. "Ooh, flip it to Barney! Let's see how Metroid can handle a loving, purple dinosaur!"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

*Metroid appeared on the Nature Network*

 

Narrator: Today on the Nature Network, we will learn about the lion.

 

Metroid: Crud....

 

Narrator: As you can see, the female lion is out hunting and found a prey to take down. In this case, a floating green alien blob.

 

Metroid: I still have a name....

 

Narrator: Look! Here she comes now!

 

*The lion attacks Metroid and tears him apart*

 

Metroid: At least this beats a fun loving purple dinosaur.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"Oh no, we can't have this senseless violence." Morgan jumped off of anime's head and grabbed the remote. She flipped through a few channels and finally found the 24-hours-a-day-Barney-channel. "Ah, perfect. Just what I needed. Seeing Metroid tortured with love." On the TV, Barney began to sing to Metroid. "I love you, you love me..."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

*Metroid is being tortured by Barney*

 

Barney: Hey everybody! Today, we will learn about how to share. Metroid, will you share this block with Stanley?

 

Metroid: Fine... *Throws the block at Stanley and knocks him out cold*

 

Barney: Uh oh... somebody isn't being nice. Maybe you need a fat hug!

 

Metroid: NOT THE HUG!!!

 

*Metroid gets hugged by Barney and blows up*

 

Barney: Those crazy kids! They get me every time!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

*Metroid reapeared back onto the show out of thin air.*

 

Metroid: What? How did I get back?!

 

Barney: Nobody disappears on Barney and Friends without the official Barney theme song!

 

Metroid: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

*Metroid wakes up in a bed*

 

Metroid: Whew. Must've been a dream.

 

Barney: Nope. You ran into a wall and became unconsious. I put you into bed until you got better!

 

Metroid: NOOOOO!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

TotaKeiko was rolling on the floor, she was laughing soooooo hard! "Dora the Explorer is on another channel! Should we change?"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Barney: Seems like it's the end of the show, kids! You know what that means?

 

Metroid: That this show will be cancelled?

 

Barney: No, silly! We are gonna sing the goodbye song!

 

Metroid: Noooooo!!!!

 

Barney:

I love you,

You love me,

We're a happy family,

with a great big hug,

and a kiss from me to you,

Won't you say you love me TOO!

 

I love you,

You love me,

We're best friends like friends should be,

With a great big hug,

And a kiss from me to you,

Won't you say you love me too

 

Metroid: 0_o *Twitches*

Link to comment
Share on other sites

TotaKeiko switched the channel. metroid appeared in the middle of boots and Dora.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

*Metroid appeared on Dora the Explorer*

 

Dora: Uh oh! It's Swiper!

 

Boots: He's gonna steal our magical muffins!

 

Metroid: C'mon. Do I really look like a fox to you?

 

Dora: Say it with us, everybody. Swiper no swipey! Swiper no Swipey! Swiper no swipey!

 

Metroid: Oh, man!

 

Boots: Thanks for your help everyone! We can finally deliver these magical muffins to King What'shisname!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

*luaghs* TotaKeiko watched Boots tackle Metroid.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"Ugh, I hate football! Let's put him in the middle of the Teletubby special!" Morgan grabbed the remote and found Teletubbies moving toward Metroid. "Go get him! Give him a great big hug!" :D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"I wonder..." anime mumbled. She took the remote, pressed a few buttons, and made Matroid dance around and sing. "It dose work! We can control Metroid with the remote!" anime laughed.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"I'm getting bored of this. Why don't we take Metroid out of the TV and hook him up to a lie detector? We can ask embarrasing questions make him answer them." Morgan grabbed the machine from behind a tree and set it up.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.

Announcements




×
×
  • Create New...