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  1. Scary sister rides a speedy Chopper while reading something online which is like that random horrible scary cheesecake monster that has one-hundred different flavours of petpets for my ghost chias to fart around happily with squeals like the fat pig named Oinky Poinky which have no more colorful legs that dance like ladybugs eating purple toenails belonging to monsters and aliens ziggy piggy friends with purple ponies poking anything in blue overalls with sapphire cheese that plans to eat intelligent petpets but zoos never allow unicorns eat monkeys and they aren't poofy psychotic things destroying air faerie and fire faeries staffs nu-uh but queen Fyora had a big cookie that was used wrecklessly for demolishing archaic artifacts arrogantly because the evil mahogany patio fancies destroying eatable plants which strangle tiny horrible grilled calamari skin that swim undetected most times throughout the Maraquan whirlpool devouring old fat fish with stinky expired license so that Fyora could dance happily with mental Kau goths Jack Sparrow hired me unhappily to swab his filthy Captain's quarters while wearing a hideous frock of dung and pearls served with stuff from the horrible monster known as the Blob-of-sushi served with escargots platters and smelly tofu from Shenkuu which really smells extremely muffin-like under water but above with rotten diaper smell they shall explode in 3-2-1 and lift-off in T- minus ten, which has been cancelled due to smell air waste in the sea-like ocean where sea octopuses play tag while enjoying popsicles that purpley-orange and taste like VOMIT from a Moehog That ate cookies while dancing and playing with Tipem the pink meepit, which isn't dancing the Marcarena with fifty lobsters babies so that caused destruction in a giant toilet filled with pudding and chewy toothpaste that tasted like dead skunk unfortunately so delicious maniacs always puke mesos junk on me for taking away popcorn from Ian because he ignored the crazy chimpanzee that always meows at the bored moon for 10 days on the back of a humped camel that goes somewhere and eats blue mustard with rocksalt banana pies filled with coconut cream doughnuts colored rainbow raindrops to Neopia Space catnip that taste of chicken quiches and twelve huge honey coated walnuts spawned three-thousand flaming arrows that always peirced raw KFC Snackers and tacos resulting in tons of delicious metroids snacks with cheesey puns like Metroid pudding mix dipped in a pleasant piles of dung piles upon petpets palace on metroid who broke the pudding mold of slime while eating disgusting bits of mutant yooyu ball ice-cream with bits of Chocolate flakey bits introduce some yogo filled chocolate ropes

  2. I love camping in the woods,my favorite place to do it is at this park called Lost Mapels (In San Antonio,Texas) and it's about a 2 hour hike to get to the campgrounds and you have to carry all the gear (I love that kinda stuff)

     

    And Morgan that made me laugh too hard

  3. "How long is this path going to go on for,we haven't even left the canyon yet" Lane said as he continued to walk with squirtle.

    Right after he said this he grabed squirtle and started to run he stopped at a cave,

    "Well buddy this is my first time out of the canyon, well let's go" he said as he started to walk into the cave.

    A few minutes later he came out on the other side and pulled out a map from his backpack "Well looks like there is a pokecenter up this path i guess we'll head there for a quick rest then off to Rustboro."

  4. Crash stoped and said "This is Earth? I would have never guessed with how crazy it can get," then he pulled out his pokemon TCG deck and started to play against himself.

  5. Lyed ran down the road Wow i feel like i have a ton of energy, only problem is i always feel this way whe i stay up all night he thought. He ran up to Levy's door and knocked Boy I hope no one minds surprise visits here yesterday they seemed,well,tense he thought as he waited for someone to open the door.

  6. Crash saw Zorro and started to run after him when all the sudden he was in an all black area,alone,"Finally some peace" he said as he sat down.

  7. Scary sister rides a speedy Chopper while reading something online which is like that random horrible scary cheesecake monster that has one-hundred different flavours of petpets for my ghost chias to fart around happily with squeals like the fat pig named Oinky Poinky which have no more colorful legs that dance like ladybugs eating purple toenails belonging to monsters and aliens ziggy piggy friends with purple ponies poking anything in blue overalls with sapphire cheese that plans to eat intelligent petpets but zoos never allow unicorns eat monkeys and they aren't poofy psychotic things destroying air faerie and fire faeries staffs nu-uh but queen Fyora had a big cookie that was used wrecklessly for demolishing archaic artifacts arrogantly because the evil mahogany patio fancies destroying eatable plants which strangle tiny horrible grilled calamari skin that swim undetected most times throughout the Maraquan whirlpool devouring old fat fish with stinky expired license so that Fyora could dance happily with mental Kau goths Jack Sparrow hired me unhappily to swab his filthy Captain's quarters while wearing a hideous frock of dung and pearls served with stuff from the horrible monster known as the Blob-of-sushi served with escargots platters and smelly tofu from Shenkuu which really smells extremely muffin-like under water but above with rotten diaper smell they shall explode in 3-2-1 and lift-off in T- minus ten, which has been cancelled due to smell air waste in the sea-like ocean where sea octopuses play tag while enjoying popsicles that purpley-orange and taste like VOMIT from a Moehog That ate cookies while dancing and playing with Tipem the pink meepit, which isn't dancing the Marcarena with fifty lobsters babies so that caused destruction in a giant toilet filled with pudding and chewy toothpaste that tasted like dead skunk unfortunately so delicious maniacs always puke mesos junk on me for taking away popcorn from Ian because he ignored the crazy chimpanzee that always meows at the bored moon for 10 days on the back of a humped camel that goes somewhere and eats blue mustard with rocksalt banana pies filled with coconut cream doughnuts colored rainbow raindrops to Neopia Space catnip that taste of chicken quiches and twelve huge honey coated walnuts spawned three-thousand flaming arrows that always peirced raw KFC Snackers and tacos resulting in tons of delicious metroids snacks with cheesey puns like Metroid pudding mix dipped in a pleasant piles of dung piles upon petpets palace on metroid who broke the pudding mold of slime while eating disgusting bits of mutant yooyu ball ice-cream with bits of Chocolate flakey bits introduce some yogo filled

  8. ((I guess were heading to Rustboro again?))

     

    Trainer name: Lane Marak

    Gender: Male

    Age: 13

    Personality: Smart Kinda a dork

    First/Starter pokemon : Squirtle

    Appearance: Black Hair, Black Hoddie, Dark Green pants, And a dark red hat

    Hometown: Forest Canyon,Hoenn

     

    Pokemon form:

     

    Pokemon: Squirtle

    Level: 5

    TMs/HMs:None

     

     

    Lane was standing outside his house his parents at the door

    "I'll miss you guys" he said his parents replied the same.He started to walk off and he waved for the last time

    "Well who knows what adventure we will find out here" he said to his Squirtle, "Squirtle" he replied.

    "Well first stop,accually i have no idea where we are heading buddy i guess well go where the wind takes us" he said as he continued to walk on with squirlte by his side.He pulled out a map from his backpack

    "Let's see,we are on the only path out of this place and after that we are nearest Rustboro,so i guess we'll head there" Lane said heading off towards Rustboro.

  9. Crash grabbed Zorro and he ran inside his Plushie mall and zapped him into a plushie. "Let's see an inamate plushie bite me oh and the efects of that ray are irreversable" Crash laughed and ran off to catch Dillon.

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