Hello. I am a new member.

[m3l3ana]

It isn't a simple cannon it is very technically designed and built!!

 

I would expect your small brain to understand the complexity of something so magnificient!!!

[Ruto]

That picture of my brain is actually 1/1000 of it's actual size.

 

And you call your cannon magnificent? It looks like it was made out of a toilet paper roll. xD

[m3l3ana]

Well we have to disguise it somehow, otherwise everyone would try and steal it!! Duh Morgan!!!

[MarkOfEternity]

There is nothing more dangerous than a toilet paper roll. Especially to a lazy homeowner... like myself. I don't care... I'm not cleaning it up.

[Ruto]

Yet little do you know that I switched your cannon with an actual toilet paper roll.

 

At least that's good for something, right? xD

[m3l3ana]

WOW!! I didn't realise that Mark had a cannon! I don't know if he would be too happy with you switching it for a toilet paper roll Morgan!!

[MarkOfEternity]

Hey... speaking of cannons (this is so neat. I can actually connect a topic) ...I was trying to get some advice on my battledome equipment. I made a post, but I seem to be lacking responses. You guys seem awfully eager to cause mayhem and destruction. You think you could take a look at it and let me know what you think?

 

http://www.tdnforums.com/index.php?showtopic=9688

 

*uses some toilet paper off of his cannon* Ahh... I'm fresh now.

[Ruto]

I don't play neo anymore, and it can take a while for a good reply to a topic like that. Just be patient. :yes:

[MarkOfEternity]

Did I mention patience isn't one of my strong suits? I have so few virtues... you realize. Unless you count... wiping with cannon paper as a virtue.

[Ruto]

x_x Not many people are patient here, but sometimes you're just forced to be patient, lest ye turn into a double-poster/spammer...then no one will like you.

 

And uh...hooray for wiping with cannon paper? o_O

[MarkOfEternity]

Only the truly virtuous can withstand the unholy darkness of cannon paper. It can destroy lives...

 

P.S. What is a fluffy minion?

[Ruto]

A fluffy minion is part of my random and meaningless army...feel free to join if you want a cookie and/or free donuts.

 

It's basically there just to see how many people will actually PM me. xD

[MarkOfEternity]

That actually sounds pretty awesome. Instead of a cookie, can I have a cannon not made out of toilet paper rolls?

[Ruto]

Sure. *tosses Mark an uber-deluxe cannon* Use this to fire at people who annoy you. *coughm3l3anacough* xD

[MarkOfEternity]

Great... I sent you an official request, just so you know. Can't have enough messages, you know.

 

*fires cannon at... uh... something. Something that was evil, dark, and cunning. Something that absorbed the power of the cannon and would grow to an enormous size and eventually engulf all the world in darkness. And it stepped on m3l3ana*

[Ruto]

xD He's working out as a great minion already. *grabs popcorn & watches show*

[MarkOfEternity]

Well, to be honest... I have aspirations of rising through the ranks to eventually become the right hand of the dark forces known as... the Fluffy. I am obsessed with power. Though I want none of the responsibility of actually being in charge.

[Ruto]

^_^ Smart move. The last person that tried to overthrow me ended up in the dungeon with the reject Teletubbies and month-old vanilla pudding. Nobody wants to suffer that fate. -_-

 

Ya know, if you keep up the good work, you can become co-captain. You'll get a spiffy uniform and have control over the offensive part of the army. :yes: xD

[MarkOfEternity]

The reject tele-tubbies? *shivers* The ones that made the cut are bad enough... I can hardly imagine what the reject teletubbies would be like. Ah, yes... me and my trusty cannon that fires at... something. We will serve you well.

 

*fires at... something else, which shrinks to a microscopic size... then explodes with atomic force, which vaporizes the thing that was going to engulf the world -- which wouldn't have done anyone who wanted to take over the world any good anyway.*

[Ruto]

Oh, it was hard enough to get them in their, what with their cuteness and ugly form. *shivers as well*

 

I'm gonna sign out for the night. I've got two final exams tomorrow. x_x Keep up the good work, and good night.

 

*poof*

[MarkOfEternity]

Goodnight. Good luck on your exams. I will be lurking around these rooms posting things that will menace and bring pride to the honorable Fluffies.

[m3l3ana]

*laughs at Morgan* So giving away free cookies now!!! Hmm... Take a leaf out of DOOMs book I see :P

 

Well... well.. well....

[MarkOfEternity]

Hey... what is Doom, exactly? Is it some sort of evil organization set bitterly in opposition to my evil master's Fluffies?

[Ruto]

Er...I've been giving out cookies way before DOOM was started. Where have you been? o_O

[m3l3ana]

Nope you are our opposition :P We don't really care about Fluffies :P

 

Sorry, had to go get some food, otherwise you know, I may perish :P