Alynniae Posted October 20, 2011 Author Posted October 20, 2011 but right before you do that, i bring the ant to safety and you killed an ant plushie XD the ant watched too many movies and tries to do all the stunts at home ;) Quote
Welcome Back Apathy Posted October 21, 2011 Posted October 21, 2011 Turns out, the ant only ever watched PG movies, and the worst stunt it ever tried was poisoning a pretty girl. Hey, remember that ant plushie that got destroyed? It was a voodoo doll of the ant, and it passes on the DEATH to the ant. Quote
Alynniae Posted October 21, 2011 Author Posted October 21, 2011 But the doll was made for his brother, who looks like him... ...so his brother is dead, and the ant tries to commit suicide Quote
Dcoolb Posted October 21, 2011 Posted October 21, 2011 But the ant fails! XD I go back in time to tell myself before I go back to time, that I should go back a second earlier, so I do not kill the ant plushie, but the real thing. Also to remember to destroy the time machine. Quote
Jess Is Somewhere Else Posted October 21, 2011 Posted October 21, 2011 You're too late! The ant has stolen your time machine and run away in it! I find the time machine and destroy it with the ant still in it. Quote
Alynniae Posted October 21, 2011 Author Posted October 21, 2011 but then harry potter appears and he turns you into stone ron is going to step on the ant -.-" Quote
Jess Is Somewhere Else Posted October 21, 2011 Posted October 21, 2011 But then me as a staute falls down on it. Which is also a way of killing it. Quote
Alynniae Posted October 21, 2011 Author Posted October 21, 2011 But hermoine saves the ant and teleports you to hogwarts Hermoines cat eats the ant Quote
Jess Is Somewhere Else Posted October 21, 2011 Posted October 21, 2011 But that doesn't mean the ant's dead! The ant disappears. Quote
Alynniae Posted October 21, 2011 Author Posted October 21, 2011 But me brings it back The owner of the ant (me) goes to bed, leaving the ant alone in the jungle Quote
khaos Posted October 21, 2011 Posted October 21, 2011 The ant survives by food until people take him .... HOSTAGE. Quote
Dcoolb Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 PAYED THE RANSOM! Tactical nuke... The only way to be sure. Quote
khaos Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 Ant flew on an intergalactic space mission then came back ant dies of a skunk's smell >=) Quote
Dcoolb Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 CPR! XD Lightsaber cuts the ant in half and the ant then falls down a giant hole hitting the wall a couple times and going through straight up electricity! Quote
khaos Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 It was actually his cousin a sword slashes the ant and its heart in half.... and its actually him Quote
Piticent Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 except, it was one of those Halloween gag swords, so it may have seemed like that, but its all in your head. the ant dies of old age (4 pages to be exact) Quote
Jess Is Somewhere Else Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 But it runs away to the first page and hides there. I close the book on the ant. Quote
Alynniae Posted October 22, 2011 Author Posted October 22, 2011 But it was a 1-page book and the ant just walks away A vampire sucked the ants blood Quote
Jess Is Somewhere Else Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 But then the ant sucked their blood. The ant died of drinking too much blood. Quote
_Lu_ Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 But because of the vampires bite, the ant reborn as a vampire :D But then the silver bullet straight into the heart... Quote
Jess Is Somewhere Else Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 Erm, it's too big for the ant. So it doesn't get killed, but it does get pushed by it. Then the ant gets pushed against a wall. Quote
Dcoolb Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 But the ant climbs the wall and escapes... The ant is destroyed by a spartan laser straight to the ant... Not a fake ant, not a plushie, nothing but the real ant... The laser then leaves only one piece of dust from the ant. This is in real life too. Quote
Jess Is Somewhere Else Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 The piece of dust turns back into the ant. Like in cartoons. :laughingsmiley: I splash a load of water on the ant. Quote
Alynniae Posted October 22, 2011 Author Posted October 22, 2011 the ant is STILL able to swim ^_^ the ant is trapped in a vortex Quote
Jess Is Somewhere Else Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 It takes the ant to another world. But this world is one full of fire eerywhere. Quote
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