Duskitty Posted July 6, 2014 Posted July 6, 2014 It survives due to the fact that it has an extremely strong exoskeleton. It expires shortly afterwards because the cold of space freezes it frozen solid. Quote
Blubberjack Posted July 6, 2014 Posted July 6, 2014 Thankfully it lands on a warm planet and thaws. The ant gets attacked by an alien native to the planet. Quote
Duskitty Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 The alien is even smaller than the ant and cannot do any damage. A much bigger alien comes along and kills the ant easily. Quote
Blubberjack Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 The ant burrows underground just in time. The planet the ant is on explodes. Quote
Duskitty Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 The ant has its tiny spacesuit on. It promptly runs out of oxygen due to too many other space trips without bothering to refill the tank. Quote
Blubberjack Posted July 8, 2014 Posted July 8, 2014 It flags down a spaceship and hops in. The spaceship crashes into an enormous space Hasee with seven eyes. Quote
Duskitty Posted July 8, 2014 Posted July 8, 2014 The Hasee is friendly and gives them all doughnutfruit! The ant is deathly allergic to doughnutfruit though. Quote
Blubberjack Posted July 8, 2014 Posted July 8, 2014 You never said that the ant ate the doughnutfruit. He throws it at the Hasee, and the Hasee tries to kill him! Quote
Duskitty Posted July 8, 2014 Posted July 8, 2014 The Hasee can't move very fast. The ant dodges easily. The spaceship has managed to repair itself and make a getaway, leaving the ant at the mercy of the Hasee which has called its friends. Quote
Blubberjack Posted July 8, 2014 Posted July 8, 2014 Its friends are also ants. The ant is saved! The ants get sucked into another black hole. Quote
Deltacow Posted July 15, 2014 Posted July 15, 2014 But it was a wormhole o3o But the wormhole leads into Dr.Sloths lair where the ant meets Dr.Sloth Quote
Blubberjack Posted July 25, 2014 Posted July 25, 2014 Doctor Sloth doesn't see him as he scurries by. He falls off a ray gun into a puddle of Mynci Transmogrification Potion. Quote
HomuraAkemiTheHero Posted July 31, 2014 Posted July 31, 2014 The ant transformed into a Mynci but then he falls in a hole that's filled with a potion that turns neopets into ants. Quote
Blubberjack Posted August 1, 2014 Posted August 1, 2014 He turns back into an ant. The ant drowns in the potion. Quote
HomuraAkemiTheHero Posted August 1, 2014 Posted August 1, 2014 The ant was saved by a crow The crow takes the ant back for food to feed her baby birds with. Quote
Blubberjack Posted August 1, 2014 Posted August 1, 2014 Her baby birds take pity on the ant and release it from the nest. The ant falls into a pit of lava. Quote
Venerian Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 But the ant was a magma ant, so it actually liked the lava. Then there was a heavy, heavy snow storm. Quote
Blubberjack Posted August 10, 2014 Posted August 10, 2014 The magma ant turned into a swaggity stone ant The ant overloaded on swag and died Quote
HomuraAkemiTheHero Posted August 21, 2014 Posted August 21, 2014 The ant came back to life because it gave up all of it's swag The ant got attacked by giant blue angry rhinos Quote
Dcoolb Posted September 4, 2014 Posted September 4, 2014 But while fighting, they realized they were high school friends and went to starbucks and drank lattes while remembering the "good ol' days" Then someone sits where the ant was and squishes him. Quote
HomuraAkemiTheHero Posted May 10, 2015 Posted May 10, 2015 The ant manages to crawl away just before he was squished. The ant accidentally spills his drink on sharks with lazer beams and gets shot by the lazer. Quote
Desertfreak Posted May 10, 2015 Posted May 10, 2015 But the lazer turned out to be a lazer pointer toy that the shark swallowed But then he goes into the back of the starbucks and gets accidentally blended by a blender. Quote
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