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Cool Signatures:

The world wil end in 2012. Luckily we're just in Y12

-Anybody have any ideas who stole Jerry's candy?-Well, it could of been the pant devil, the darkest faerie(ten hours later)-Anybody besides Bill have any ideas?

-Look! It's the Neocola-man. _stop trying to trick me. I know there's no Neocola-man.-Um, look over there. It's the Ice-cream man!-Where?!

and of course, mine:

Nothing can stop me on my quest for world domi-Oh look, Cheese!

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Couple of other ideas (ones in bold I like more):

 

WARNING: I cannot be help responsible for the above, as apparently my cat has learned how to type.

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Mark Twain

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.

All's fair in love and war, except of course if you launch a cruise missile at your loved one's home. That wouldn't be too fair.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Scratch Cards - a tax on hope.

 

I used to collect quotes which is more or less what signatures are so I have many, many more.

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I just remembered some other ones:

If at first you don't succeed, give up

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs at you.

If you think playing online sucks, wait until you play real life!

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  • 1 month later...

I saw someone with this one:

I didn't trip, I was just testing Gravity! Yep it works!

 

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