jumpingbeans Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Cool Signatures: The world wil end in 2012. Luckily we're just in Y12 -Anybody have any ideas who stole Jerry's candy?-Well, it could of been the pant devil, the darkest faerie(ten hours later)-Anybody besides Bill have any ideas? -Look! It's the Neocola-man. _stop trying to trick me. I know there's no Neocola-man.-Um, look over there. It's the Ice-cream man!-Where?! and of course, mine: Nothing can stop me on my quest for world domi-Oh look, Cheese! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secre Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Couple of other ideas (ones in bold I like more): WARNING: I cannot be help responsible for the above, as apparently my cat has learned how to type. Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Mark Twain Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot. All's fair in love and war, except of course if you launch a cruise missile at your loved one's home. That wouldn't be too fair. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. To err is human, to forgive is not our policy. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Scratch Cards - a tax on hope. I used to collect quotes which is more or less what signatures are so I have many, many more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpingbeans Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 I just remembered some other ones: If at first you don't succeed, give up Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs at you. If you think playing online sucks, wait until you play real life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixensykerd Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 No trees where harmed in the making of this message, however many electrons where highly inconvinced. :P I like the geeky-ness of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie~gurrl Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 I saw someone with this one: I didn't trip, I was just testing Gravity! Yep it works! This topic has been edited by a member of staff (Stephé) because of a violation of the forum rules. Please do not bump an old topic that has been inactive for over 21 days. Please check your user inbox to see if you have been contacted regarding this incident, then review our rules. Per the reason above, this topic has been LOCKED. Please contact Stephé if you have any questions regarding this action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts