Anime Posted December 2, 2006 Posted December 2, 2006 "That sounds good!" anime punched some buttons on the remote and Metroid popped back out of the TV.
Ruto Posted December 2, 2006 Posted December 2, 2006 Morgan jumped for joy and tackled Metroid to the ground. She stuck some wires in him in the most painful way she could, then turned the machine on. "Okay, Metroid. I'm going to ask you a few questions, and all I want you to do is answer yes or no. Let's begin." Morgan pulled out a clipboard. "Do you sleep with a stuffed animal every night?"
Anime Posted December 2, 2006 Posted December 2, 2006 The machine started to go off like crazy. "You sleep with more than one by the looks of this..." anime said, reading the readout.
Ruto Posted December 2, 2006 Posted December 2, 2006 The machine buzzed and made taunting noises. "It lies. Liar. Liar. Liar." Morgan pushed the button to stop the taunts and scribbled on her clipboard. I wish I knew how to write. "I see. That's very imformative. Question 2: Do you often wet the bed at night?"
Meeptroid Posted December 3, 2006 Posted December 3, 2006 Metroid looked around. "No." he said as he stared at the floor. "What kind of question is that?"
Ruto Posted December 3, 2006 Posted December 3, 2006 "Oh, I just want to know what you're really like. And I want to find out your darkest secrets. That's why I installed an alien stunner incase you try to escape. It'll activate as soon as you take off those wires. So, I don't think you're going anywhere. Because I'm going to take a nap." Morgan grabbed a pillow and soon fell asleep.
Meeptroid Posted December 3, 2006 Posted December 3, 2006 "Alien stunner? Wow, technology really advances." Metroid said as he carefully removes the wires, gets stunned, and flies into a wall.
MOPGhost Posted December 3, 2006 Posted December 3, 2006 "Noo you broke my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ-BOX! Wait now they made 1-box with new invincbleity! I'm selling this and Metroid to get the money!"
Meeptroid Posted December 3, 2006 Posted December 3, 2006 *Gets sold to some random clueless kid in Alaska* Kid: Wow! My very own doggie! I want to name him Toilet McBowl! Metroid: Ahem. My name is- Kid: Doggies don't talk! Bad doggie! *Whacks Metroid with a rolled up newspaper* Metroid: I'm not a do- Kid: *Smacks Metroid with a spiked baseball bat* I SAID NO TALKING! Metroid: *Whimpers* Kid: Time to eat! Metroid: 0_o Kid: Hmm.... what do doggies eat? I know! *Shoves a fistful of dirty snow into Metroid's mouth* Metroid: Mmph! Mrmp!! Mrrrmphh! Kid: It's not polite to talk with your mouth full! BAD DOGGIE! *Brutally injures Metroid with a piece of wool* Metroid: .... Kid: DON'T GIVE ME THE SILENT TREATMENT! *Throws Metroid out of a two hundred story building with a cement block tied to him* Kid's Father: What happened to your dog? Kid: Must've run away...
MOPGhost Posted December 3, 2006 Posted December 3, 2006 ((LOL!)) "Yay! Now I'll play Metroid vs. all" *Play Metroid one on one mode* "Danny wins!" said the game!
Meeptroid Posted December 3, 2006 Posted December 3, 2006 Metroid: Great. I'm underneath a heavy block of cement and I'm in the middle of Alaska... Fred the Nuclear pile of Sludge: It could be worse. Metroid: Whatcha talking 'bout Freddy?! Fred the Nuclear pile of Sludge: I don't know. Why don't you ask that sock over there? Metroid: That's no ordinary sock! That's socky! Socky: NOOOOOO!!! NOT METROID! Metroid: I'm sorry I gave you to a dog to chew on. Socky: RAWWWRRRR!!! *Socky tears apart Metroid*
Anime Posted December 3, 2006 Posted December 3, 2006 "I wonder if Metroid is in enough pain without me to attack him.." anime wondered aloud. "Probably. Knowing him he's being attacked by, I don't know, a sock or something."
Meeptroid Posted December 3, 2006 Posted December 3, 2006 *Metroid is still being torn apart by Socky* "Mad Sock Disease!" Metroid yelled as he tried to dislodge Socky off of his head. "Somebody get the fabric softner!"
Ruto Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 Morgan wakes up and runs around the machine, frantically searching for Metroid. "How did he escape? He is supposed to be my prisoner! I still haven't given him the Blues Clues treatment yet! And you know what else? I forgot to turn the water off at home! This is my worst day ever!"
Anime Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 "Poor cute little Chao. Metroid is being torn apart by a sock at the moment. It's on TV." anime said.
Meeptroid Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 Socky: Feel the wrath of my Vugo! Metroid: NOOOOOO!!!! *Socky turns on the Vugo and forces Metroid to watch the Backyardigans* Socky: BWAHAHAHAHA! Metroid: The singing! It burns!!!
Parshy Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 Name Baby M mission to be the one nice person to metriod Description Cute with a red cap and a hammer capable of destroying anything Comics : two (and no intro)
Meeptroid Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 ((Don't worry I Pwn You. Since I am a major fan of Mario, you will have tons of comics, I just need to get to it. Is your character known as Baby M?)) Metroid dissapeared and magically reappeared in front of a monkey that randomly started singing "YMCA".
Anime Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 "Everyone seems to have vanished all of a sudden. Metroid must have blown up again or something." anime said with a bored manner.
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