Boomer

I have to agree with all of what TJ said.

Hehe i wanna see how that ends (and why you picked paint roller)

I have to say no.

I've heard this one before but i wanna see if someone else can get it since i've been getting alot of them lately and if nobody gets it and Myriad gives me permission i'll post the answer.

I don't really think it's all that harsh it makes things a bit more organized.

I know i was thinking the same thing TBC.

Scary sister rides a speedy Chopper while reading something online which is like that random horrible scary cheesecake monster that has one-hundred different flavours of petpets for my ghost chias to fart around happily with squeals like the fat pig named Oinky Poinky which have no more colorful legs that dance like ladybugs eating purple toenails belonging to monsters and aliens ziggy piggy friends with purple ponies poking anything in blue overalls with sapphire cheese that plans to eat intelligent petpets but zoos never allow unicorns eat monkeys and they aren't poofy psychotic things destroying air faerie and fire faeries staffs nu-uh but queen Fyora had a big cookie that was used wrecklessly for demolishing archaic artifacts arrogantly because the evil mahogany patio fancies destroying eatable plants which strangle tiny horrible grilled calamari skin that swim undetected most times throughout the Maraquan whirlpool devouring old fat fish with stinky expired license so that Fyora could dance happily with mental Kau goths Jack Sparrow hired me unhappily to swab his filthy Captain's quarters while wearing a hideous frock of dung and pearls served with stuff from the horrible monster known as the Blob-of-sushi served with escargots platters and smelly tofu from Shenkuu which really smells extremely muffin-like under water but above with rotten diaper smell they shall explode in 3-2-1 and lift-off in T- minus ten, which has been cancelled due to smell air waste in the sea-like ocean where sea octopuses play tag while enjoying popsicles that purpley-orange and taste like VOMIT from a Moehog That ate cookies while dancing and playing with Tipem the pink meepit, which isn't dancing the Marcarena with fifty lobsters babies so that caused destruction in a giant toilet filled with pudding and chewy toothpaste that tasted like dead skunk unfortunately so delicious maniacs always puke mesos junk on me for taking away popcorn from Ian because he ignored the crazy chimpanzee that always meows at the bored moon for 10 days on the back of a humped camel that goes somewhere and eats blue mustard with rocksalt banana pies filled with coconut cream doughnuts colored rainbow raindrops to Neopia Space catnip that taste of chicken quiches and twelve huge honey coated walnuts spawned three-thousand flaming arrows that always peirced raw KFC Snackers and tacos resulting in tons of delicious metroids snacks with cheesey puns like Metroid pudding mix dipped in a pleasant piles

hehehe that was really funny

i sent my answer hehe i love these kind of puzzles. ill probably sit out on the math ones (if there are any) unless they are worth good points then ill give em a try.

Yes young link (as i am a fan of all things Nintendo (well almost) especillay (misspelled probably) the zelda games :)).

I would also like to be in your comics(of awsomeness) and if that a yes then i'll be this guy here

The Answer is Mark.Because the note would read: Question Mark Crimson.He broke your window

0_o What is up with that caption.

Ok so now i know i got the right answer.

Just like every riddle you put up i read it about a binjillion times and it finnally hit me and the answer is (so i think the answer is)....

The one armed bandit is a slot machine.The old man spent $200 on it a got nothing back. And Kristy is a luck gambler.

(well it half way made sense to me because im a 13 year-old who has been to vegas and seen this same set-up just witouht the $1000 :D)

Sounds like a ton of fun even though i stink at puzzles i'll give it a try so i guess sign me up (crash speak translation: i'll join)

Haha very clever i wouldn't have gotten that one.

I love that tyrannian dandan (i love everthing tyrannian)

Hehe i love the ninja cat.

Hehe another great hit from Metroid *claps* can't wait to see where Metroid went.

I have to agree the quality is getting very poor and they are very blan.

Now that i think of it your right webpixie it does look like a toddler version of edna. Hehe kinda funny.

I've always wanted one but never have gotten one they look really fun.

Ok i awarded the prizes so far now i just have to get Mikey his.

Like iv'e said before i stink at thinking up captions.But that one has got me stunned its hillarious looking.