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Hahaha, and he didn't do that just to generate the drama? lol. Ze human flesh is sacred, not to be done anything with! The Telegraph won't let me read more than the first paragraph unless I subscribe, PFFT! *lobbies for soap to be made from human fat a la Fight Club* I mean why not? There's a lot of it goes to waste when it's siphoned off a whole lot of big behinds... OOOH, just imagine the personalised gift opportunities! Beautifully presented soap to give to your grandma, made from your own flab... I can see it taking the world by storm.

@Secre Well done!!! My brain recoils in horror at how long that must have taken, lol. I TRY to make myself play Sutek every day as it's good for my brain (regardless of how hideous the score ratio gets *glares at what it is right now*) but I realise I've not managed to play it for ages. I shall go try it now and see how long I can tolerate it for. ^o^;; When the ratio's mean I just try to net myself 1k NP out of the 3 games combined. My high score's 19,568, which nearly killed me. That def would have had an orange shirt guy board clearance in there to help things along, but focusing for that length of time gives me literal brain-ache.

They're just trying to wangle a refund, shun them mightily! The ray is fired at Tiny_berry... ... and he changes gender!!!! But... nothing happens. It makes a kind of 'zzrrrppptttt' sound before shutting down completely. The creepy Kookith shoos you away and appears quite angry, so you hightail it out of there before he shoots some miniature laser beam at you or something. Looks like you'll have to come back tomorrow.

Well, Mario said go with Sway, and we did, and yay gimme some o' that better bank interest, kthx!

Scoobs that is ADORABLE!!! *runs to find own pineapple* This reminds me of Terrance and Phillip on Southpark xD

Maybe they follow ancient tribal traditions like eating the brain and heart of a noble adversary to make you stronger? Wait! I saw a TV show where they had calves brain I think, and everyone couldn't get enough of it as it was delicious. What the Fyora would this show have been... I mean it was a "normal" kind of show, not an I'm-a-Celebrity try and make you gag on camera kind of thing... huh, I can't remember. Maybe I see what's goin' on here, spread the word that this is gross food, so royalty can hoard all the delicious brains for themselves? Soundly rejected? Were they rude? @Yuiina I LOVE how Critoh is sparkling in that shaft of sunlight there! Did you choose this background because they were golden, or did Ray choose gold because of the sunlight?!

Tempted to be a jerk and choose kiss. xD NOPE! kilohertz? NOPE!! Kibosh, that's acceptable.

ridiculous

The ray is fired at Tiny_berry... ... and he loses two levels yada yada, Ray... Nothing looks different about Pants McGee but you can sense something happened. It becomes evident later when it tries to climb a tree but breaks off the branch instead. The ray has increased its level to: 3

Same! xD He doesn't like givin' 'em up, does he! I won 10k on a scratchcard I pinched from him recently, that was a good day.

I totally blanked about this yesterday! Let's see what questionable choices my lot make this month! These are worryingly normal xD Is there something a little mean going on between misterfloo and Tiny_Berry though? 0.0 Maybe it'll motivate Ray into a species change.

The ray is fired at Tiny_berry... ... and he loses two levels Whoa... did it actually work? Sure looks like it. Your Petpet has been transformed. Imagine that.

The ray is fired at Tiny_berry... ... and he gains 3 strength points!!!! But... nothing happens. It makes a kind of 'zzrrrppptttt' sound before shutting down completely. The creepy Kookith shoos you away and appears quite angry, so you hightail it out of there before he shoots some miniature laser beam at you or something.

Wow, that outfit is just lovely! I totally get the LOTR vibes thing, would this fella be Radagast the Brown? The marcatite colour's been done really nicely, too. Following the less is more thing and it's definitely worked.

Another one that has an unfortunate oozing quality about it.

The ray is fired at Tiny_berry... ... and he loses 2 movement points!!!! Whoa... did it actually work? Sure looks like it. Your Petpet has been transformed. Imagine that. You should come back tomorrow and try again!

On the Shenkuu board we've been informed to wait until Wednesday to choose, one ninja's got the inside scoop it would seem.

The ray is fired at Tiny_berry... ... and she changes gender!!!! Pants McGee shall now be known as Pants McGee. How nice.

The ray is fired at Tiny_berry... ... and she gains 2 maximum hit points!!!! Your eyes recover quite quickly after the giant explosion, but that's more than you can say for your Petpet. The Kookith is kind enough to sweep up Pants McGee for you and you head home.

I tried this out! King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom... Never trust the intelligence of an angry Karren," you utter astutely. He ponders all that you have said. Well, it could have been worse. King Hagan Says: I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! I'll give you 59 Neopoints for the effort, though. He's wised up now!

The ray is fired at Tiny_berry... ... and she loses two levels :( Your eyes recover quite quickly after the giant explosion, but that's more than you can say for your Petpet. The Kookith is kind enough to sweep up Pants McGee for you and you head home. Ray Jr. makin' soot out of soot once again!

Neither do I, it does seem like needless extra work for a non-tradeable item.

I just checked it out too, xD Your pets are a good way to vent! Though not if it festers for TOO long.

HAHAHAHAHA, calling the Plumpy Karen totally takes it to the next level. I wonder how many white petpets they went through to choose the perfect one to be a Karen, maybe Plumpy was a no-brainer because of their lovely demeanour, lol.

The ray is fired at Tiny_berry... ... and she gains 3 maximum hit points!!!! But... nothing happens. It makes a kind of 'zzrrrppptttt' sound before shutting down completely. The creepy Kookith shoos you away and appears quite angry, so you hightail it out of there before he shoots some miniature laser beam at you or something. Looks like you'll have to come back tomorrow.