JubJubMan

i dont think ive ever actually read the neopian times, just doesnt fancy me. I often write and submit for it but hey!

ahaha, yeah i doubt that would happen, but i do hope my cheap neopet would become a crabby. However heres another interesting thing;

Two different pirate pb's interesting...

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A new plot is Upon Us!

By jubjubman

Note: I’m really bad at spelling some words

 

While some say that because Tale of Woe just ended with the prizes being handed out recently that a new plot wont come any time soon its seems that these people are wrong. A new plot is being schemed up in California. Evidence over the past 1-2 months support this heavily. First, you have to know some TNT departments.

Items - Creating items (Would figure...)

Pets - Creating visual images of pets (New colours, shopkeepers, etc.)

Graphics - Creating flash and games

 

Got that? There referenced though out this article. So, to prove that a new plot is happening, lets take a journey back in time (Don’t worry its just the last few months {no in my days story’s included}).

 

3rd April - Shoyru day

Today saw many interesting things. First of all the day it self falls on the 2nd, it was delayed because Neopets was unprepared. Neopets has been working on this new plot that they totally forgot about those sexy little Shoyrus! At least they were already giving them the shoulder... But the caption and the two colours images were only uploaded within 1 hour of it being announced in the news. Often there uploaded up to a week before the actual event.

And the pets,

Invisible, of course takes no time to make, as its just a blank image and electric, is just a dark blue with light blue zigzags on it very easy to make. Whats harder is something like maraquan where they have to start from scratch, they cant just change the colours.

They spent little time on the furniture, but the shelf and the couch would have been easy to make, as with the rug. The chocolates were all the same just different colours, 4 items for the work of one (time saver).

(now is an time to note something interesting with this, i found 3 of theese chocolates, and TDN was the first to post the news after seeing my find, interesting enough NO other neopets helpsite found the 4th one, i get the feeling they just saw you have em and copied)

In review...

Items - Not much time spent

Pets - Almost no time spent

Graphics - No buddy images, no fun images, no avatars. NO time spent.

 

Now, I don’t want this article to be more boring than Spanglish and Racing Stripes, Or longer than that movie my mum was born and graduated in. So heres a quick wrap of whats been happening all month.

 

Pets - WAR: This department has been creating heroes and villains, as well as battledome opponents. NO WAR: Creating heroes and villains, and coming up with things like ‘punch club’ and all the characters in there.(note in Altador plot, this creates the masked techo astronomer and all lenny and the miners and the people at the dock, these people create all the characters)

 

Items: Because all the other departments(deps) have been busy. They have been creating mass items over the last 2 months. Neopets always wants a lot of new content, but all the other people are busy on the plot, so they create a lot of items. Because weather Neopets releases a game or 4 items; people know that’s something is new, and items are much easier to make than games plus there worth more news. They’ve even created easy items like chocolates for shoyru and scorchio. Day; 4 items for the work of one you see.

 

Graphics - Whip up some crap games, release a whole lot of sponsers, neopians just see the same amount of games being released sponsers to cover the lack and crap amount of Neopets games(snowicle, rooduku, edna, and more in the making) they will be saving up games to release during the plot. Shenku warrier was an easy make, 1 character, 3 different backgrounds, 1 floor. The only thing that changes is distance, just an extrapolation of code.

 

But wait there’s more(I had to use that line) stuff that has been easy makes, check out the most recent pets(excluding shoyru)...

Sketch and invisible.

 

Invisible, is no making time at all. And sketch... they already have that, when they create a pet the first thing they do is create a sketch, this is the sketch from when the chomby was released. NO work for these babies.

 

Only one Colour for both these days, less work done, and its just green with dots, really easy to make. Island was a bit harder, but this was earlier on in the plot, it was still getting schemed you see.

 

Also now might be a good time to note that, the daily dare was just a distraction to allude the fact that content has been low. Great distraction though, really easy to make, is great for the Neopets site, brings people to the game room, a lot of fun trying to beat there scores, avatar people playing it for the avatar, people collecting all the prizes, pet pages got a big boost on guide searchers, chat boards got havocked with the people going OMG I GOT THE AVATER and I CHALLENGED AAA I CANT GET 2500 IN D-O-M2 I LOSE ON THE FIRST DAY,...oh f#@% this.

And quickly the April fools prank, in previous years they have made a lot of stuff(50 new pets) done a lot of code (neocharge) this year, they just took away the battledome. This prank was removing code for one day so the battledome didn't work, the only thing new here was that battledome has closed message. But an asparagus could of wrote that. ...

Theres plenty more stuff to prove my point. Obviously, Neopets has been spiting out broken crap of food. So by this point you may be asking, oh so I read this whole bloody article just to find out a plot Is coming out. I would of expected for the sexy, wholesome author to atleast provide some suggestions to what this plot might entail. Well I do.

 

Look here my good chaps; News for march 29;

 

What do we have here an interesting little random thing in the news.

Learn more about the mysterious land of Geraptiku with our latest Neopedia.

Geraptiku ay, How many of you actually bothered to check it out, How many of you actually read the whole thing well, Theres some great information in there about geraptiku, very convenient stuff actually. Atleast I think so, here is the interesting stuff:

 

“Once known long ago as the greatest city on Mystery Island, it's been a long time since anyone regarded this place with such great esteem. In fact, locals will often travel many miles out of their way to keep a safe distance from Geraptiku's borders, and others are so frightened that they dare not even speak the city's name aloud. Many claim that just looking in the direction of the cursed ruins can bring bad luck and a foul wind.

Many Islanders eagerly await the day when the jungle fully reclaims the land that was once Geraptiku, eradicating any evidence that the city was once there. Thanks to its sprawling growth, the jungle has already taken back much of the city's original territory. As a result, what was once a vast landscape of huts and marketplaces is now little more than a few disintegrating shacks. One thing that the jungle cannot overgrow, however, is the natives' memories of the city's once frightful existence.

The Deserted Tomb, on the other hand, still stands tall and seems unwilling to pass into legend so easily. At the very top of the pyramid stands a stone circle, unmoved by the ages. The natives call this stone "kalahnto," which can be loosely translated into the word "judgment." Most Islanders believe that the city of Geraptiku angered the ancient spirits with its citizens' excessive pride and claims of greatness. As punishment for their insolence, the angry spirits struck down the population of Geraptiku in a single night.

As unlikely as such a story may seem, no other explanation as to why the largest civilisation on Mystery Island suddenly vanished has ever gained enough support to challenge this theory. Perhaps that is one reason why Mystery Island only has a few scattered huts and minor villages, rather than a central metropolis. Could it be that the natives are all too afraid of the tomb's judging eye, which serves as an eerie reminder of what can happen to a city that thinks it is greater than the spirits of the Island? â€

Lets recap now....a weird mystery that has never been solved, tomb unwilling to pass the legend...angry spirits(lets hope a war)....

Now call me old fashion, or call me a jubjub lover to me. I smell a puzzle solve plot coming up. How often do you get a new article that invents a mystery that’s solution would be interesting, an article that also mentions a tomb that could contain like 1000000 rooms at a time of bad Neopets content. Even over my jubjubs fart I can smell this one.

So hey keep your eyes peeled (please don’t do It literally; peeling your eyes really hurts, but at least now my dad never says it...) for a plot is coming up soon, true, it may be a while, but as you should know if you read my other article, Aprils tis the month of plots. But hey, you go on jury duty, make your own kalahnto, lets just hope it’s the right one.

Ps. Sorry if some of the grammar and punctuation are a bit shabby, this is a 4 page essay in Microsoft word, and I hardly have enough energy to read it again - 3 hours sleep.

interesting to see if you can actually paint a turtum faerie and it turns into a turmac, it could happen, depends on how the code is written

Yeah just came out, im slippen up, i checked nothing there, 2 hours later is see those things. I post em in a hurry becuase i had to go. Come back and there already out. Although that stuff is very very very interesting.

one for shoyru day

And i can only find one colour, Its a possiblity that the other is invisable but the a new shoyru colour is, well... electrifying!

It does look....interesting

Honeycomb Limo Chase

Also That tamagotchi game got released

Play it here

That is a guarrenteed 1000np per play, its an easy 3000, and the only way to lose a life is to run out of time or be on a trapdoor when it opens

Im gonna get a tamagotchi now, Were bringing em back YO!

Get one version4 is out!!!

Also i found a book for shoyru day(i cant find any evidence of the book not being new)

Fashion for Shoyrus it probly will be called.

Call one of the pets Jubjub

(thats just the neopet with the First and second syllablas swapped)

April fools is so overated, i hope they dont keep doing this for mounths

The healing springs are still open

Kauvara is still selling healing potions

Battledome items are not Retired

Well, Lutarist Jake, Maybe the Battledomes are closing down and the April fools joke is that everyone thought it was an april fools joke when it actually isnt.

https://images.neopets.com/items/turtum_faerie.gif

https://images.neopets.com/items/turmac_faerie.gif

That faerie turmac is on the servers under fearie turmac and turtum(which is the turtle from ultimate bullseye),...how odd

I am still looking for the other one or two books

EDIT

i found another Gallion book

And while i was at that i managed to find a book for shoyru day, i can only find one book however, which is odd...

Books most likable titles:

Caring for Gallions, Gallion Colouring book, Gallion Comics and Fashion for Shoyru's

And i just found an unreleased Faerie Kookith

And one last thing (this is released)

On the 21st of march, about 10 days ago this appeared in the news:

Be careful where your Petpets wander, they might find one of these bugs in the undergrowth...

I didnt take much notice then, but as i was looking through the news again just now, and well its actually a new petpetpet (i just passed over it when i read the news that day)

That, is a Glyme

Origami gallion

i told ya, threes or multiples of four

Looks like you missed one, Dont you guys know things are always released in multiples of 4's and sometimes in threes

stupid files keep stuffing up, yeah there all new

And i belive its called the Gallion

So the shopkeepers are The Ghost Gallion, The White Gallion and the Gallion.

I went to do it, spent like 20 minutes doing it, then i submitted it, it said my code was incorrect i went back to fix it and all my stuff was lost, bloody stupid. I mean, is some1 actually going to create a bot to send in suggestions for the site? I'm guessing that if a bot does do that, you can just ignore everything from that ip adress.

I read that alot of times ruto, i still have no idea what that means or where it came from :eh:

I dont think the bot has an ipod you fool! (in a joking sence[im not paying him out{dont give me a warning}])

But yeah, totaly ads by google man!

My signature is the best ever! If your the person below me and you disagree with that statment there your stupid ^^

No

300 was mostly made in Australia

Did you know?

Everyone is

Who wouldnt

You?

I only posted this about 1 minute ago, world record time on posting

Its called Lucky's Crystal Ball

Lucky charms seem to be dishing out the money to neopets.

^No

< im tired

v you tired

Sometimes i can post and sometimes i cant, i can post multiple in a day. It just doesnt always let me

ahaha, i doubt it will be able to keep getting posts so it doesnt auto delete