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The ray is fired at Flootenkerp... ... and she loses 3 defence points!!!! - But... nothing happens. It makes a kind of 'zzrrrppptttt' sound before shutting down completely. The creepy Kookith shoos you away and appears quite angry, so you hightail it out of there before he shoots some miniature laser beam at you or something. Looks like you'll have to come back tomorrow. --- The ray is fired at Meldac... ... and he doesn't change at all - But... nothing happens. It makes a kind of 'zzrrrppptttt' sound before shutting down completely. The creepy Kookith shoos you away and appears quite angry, so you hightail it out of there before he shoots some miniature laser beam at you or something. Looks like you'll have to come back tomorrow

The ray is fired at Flootenkerp... ... and she changes into a Yellow Shoyru!! - The ray produces a giant flash of light, but Sir Bob of Geraptiku doesn't look any different. When it can't even climb the Multi-level Scratching Post you bought it, you realize that malfunctioning lab ray actually decreased its level to: 2 Just your luck. --- The ray is fired at Meldac... ... and she changes gender!!!! - But... nothing happens. It makes a kind of 'zzrrrppptttt' sound before shutting down completely. The creepy Kookith shoos you away and appears quite angry, so you hightail it out of there before he shoots some miniature laser beam at you or something. Looks like you'll have to come back tomorrow.

The ray is fired at Flootenkerp... ... and she gains 2 defence points!!!! - But... nothing happens. It makes a kind of 'zzrrrppptttt' sound before shutting down completely. The creepy Kookith shoos you away and appears quite angry, so you hightail it out of there before he shoots some miniature laser beam at you or something. Looks like you'll have to come back tomorrow. --- The ray is fired at Meldac... ... and she loses 3 strength points - Nothing looks different about Fritz but you can sense something happened. It becomes evident later when it tries to climb a tree but breaks off the branch instead. The ray has increased its level to: 3 Tomorrow may see another boost if you're brave enough to risk it.

The ray is fired at Flootenkerp... ... and she loses two levels - But... nothing happens. It makes a kind of 'zzrrrppptttt' sound before shutting down completely. The creepy Kookith shoos you away and appears quite angry, so you hightail it out of there before he shoots some miniature laser beam at you or something. Looks like you'll have to come back tomorrow. --- The ray is fired at Meldac... ... and he changes gender!!!! - Dybbles shall now be known as Fritz. How nice. Okay, maybe not that nice. Lets hope you have better luck tomorrow.

The ray is fired at Flootenkerp... ... and she gains 3 strength points!!!! - But... nothing happens. It makes a kind of 'zzrrrppptttt' sound before shutting down completely. The creepy Kookith shoos you away and appears quite angry, so you hightail it out of there before he shoots some miniature laser beam at you or something. Looks like you'll have to come back tomorrow. --- The ray is fired at Meldac... ... and he doesn't change at all - Nothing looks different about Dybbles but you can sense something happened. It becomes evident later when it tries to climb a tree but breaks off the branch instead. The ray has increased its level to: 2 Tomorrow may see another boost if you're brave enough to risk it.

The ray is fired at Flootenkerp... ... and she gains 3 maximum hit points!!!! - Nothing looks different about Sir Bob of Geraptiku but you can sense something happened. It becomes evident later when it tries to climb a tree but breaks off the branch instead. The ray has increased its level to: 3 Tomorrow may see another boost if you're brave enough to risk it. --- The ray is fired at Meldac... ... and she changes gender!!!! - Your fears that the Kookith didn't actually know what the heck he was doing are confirmed when Poppler suddenly disappears, leaving no trace. None. Nada. Zip. Ziltch. Guess it's time to buy a new Petpet.

The ray is fired at Flootenkerp... ... and she loses two levels - Puppup shall now be known as Sir Bob of Geraptiku. How nice. Okay, maybe not that nice. Lets hope you have better luck tomorrow. --- The ray is fired at Meldac... ... and she loses 2 movement points!!!! - But... nothing happens. It makes a kind of 'zzrrrppptttt' sound before shutting down completely. The creepy Kookith shoos you away and appears quite angry, so you hightail it out of there before he shoots some miniature laser beam at you or something. Looks like you'll have to come back tomorrow.

May 12th, 2022 The ray is fired at Flootenkerp... ... and he loses 3 defence points!!!! - But... nothing happens. It makes a kind of 'zzrrrppptttt' sound before shutting down completely. The creepy Kookith shoos you away and appears quite angry, so you hightail it out of there before he shoots some miniature laser beam at you or something. Looks like you'll have to come back tomorrow. --- The ray is fired at Meldac... ... and she loses 2 strength points - Whoa... did it actually work? Sure looks like it. Your Petpet has been transformed. Imagine that. You should come back tomorrow and try again! ----- May 13th, 2022 The ray is fired at Flootenkerp... ... and he gains 2 movement points!!!! - Oopsy shall now be known as Kadoatie-wannabe. How nice. Okay, maybe not that nice. Lets hope you have better luck tomorrow. --- The ray is fired at Meldac... ... and she doesn't change at all - But... nothing happens. It makes a kind of 'zzrrrppptttt' sound before shutting down completely. The creepy Kookith shoos you away and appears quite angry, so you hightail it out of there before he shoots some miniature laser beam at you or something. Looks like you'll have to come back tomorrow. ----- May 14th, 2022 The ray is fired at Flootenkerp... ... and he changes gender!!!! - Kadoatie-wannabe shall now be known as Puppup. How nice. Okay, maybe not that nice. Lets hope you have better luck tomorrow. --- The ray is fired at Meldac... ... and she changes colour to 8-Bit!! - Your eyes recover quite quickly after the giant explosion, but that's more than you can say for your Petpet. The Kookith is kind enough to sweep up Poppler for you and you head home. Do you really want to come back tomorrow?

The ray is fired at Flootenkerp... ... and she changes gender!!!! - Whoa... did it actually work? Sure looks like it. Your Petpet has been transformed. Imagine that. You should come back tomorrow and try again! --- The ray is fired at Meldac... ... and she gains 2 strength points!!!! - Fritter shall now be known as Poppler. How nice. Okay, maybe not that nice. Lets hope you have better luck tomorrow.

I've managed to score this bad boy from the Wheel of Knowledge today:

The ray is fired at Flootenkerp... ... and she loses two levels - Your eyes recover quite quickly after the giant explosion, but that's more than you can say for your Petpet. The Kookith is kind enough to sweep up Oopsy for you and you head home. Do you really want to come back tomorrow? --- The ray is fired at Meldac... ... and she loses 3 movement points!!!! - Spiffy shall now be known as Fritter. How nice. Okay, maybe not that nice. Lets hope you have better luck tomorrow.

Flootenkerp: The ray is fired at Flootenkerp... ... and she loses two levels - Times New Roman shall now be known as Oopsy. How nice. Okay, maybe not that nice. Lets hope you have better luck tomorrow. --- Meldac: The ray is fired at Meldac... ... and she gains 3 maximum hit points!!!! - Greg shall now be known as Spiffy. How nice. Okay, maybe not that nice. Lets hope you have better luck tomorrow.

Yes since I wanted a shot at turning Meldac into a Royal MSP Poogle for fun, but backfired. I have extra Red Poogle MPs saved up just in case. Before you ask, I used Meldac as an agent to transfer over Royalgirl Poogle clothes back to Lippstik, a Faerie Poogle who used to be on my main long ago that had the Royalgirl Poogle attire. Anywho, on with today's zaps: Flootenkerp: The ray is fired at Flootenkerp... ... and she gains 2 strength points!!!! - Your eyes recover quite quickly after the giant explosion, but that's more than you can say for your Petpet. The Kookith is kind enough to sweep up Times New Roman for you and you head home. Do you really want to come back tomorrow? --- Meldac: The ray is fired at Meldac... ... and she gains 2 strength points!!!! - Dybbles shall now be known as Greg. How nice. Okay, maybe not that nice. Lets hope you have better luck tomorrow.

Turmy's awake until 3 PM NST today. You have awoken the great Turmaculus... and he has decided to give you 350 neopoints!!!

Just got access to the Lab Ray on one of my sides, and a new adventure begins for Meldac. The ray is fired at Meldac... ... and she changes into a Red Kau!! - I gave Meldac a random spare Petpet to take along for the ride. Whoa... did it actually work? Sure looks like it. Your Petpet has been transformed. Imagine that. You should come back tomorrow and try again!

I was at the Rubbish Dump earlier today to help out with clearing junk items to help other Neopians get the That's Not Rubbish avatar if they didn't have it yet, and this happened: It was the last Secret Lab Map piece I needed for a second complete set, which was brought over to one of my sides (namely DariganUltimatum). Before that, I had run-ins with Jhudora and the Bank Manager Skeith while I was playing my daily rounds of Dice-A-Roo. Nothing over the top unlike what happened later, but I'll take it:

After having a slew of non-junk items slip my grasp from the Rubbish Dump, this avatar is the latest to join my collection after swiftly snagging a Fading Bottled Fire Faerie from the dump: If it wasn't for the recent April Fools avatar, this would have been my 300th avatar.

Y'arrr, well I'd be, the Krawken decided to leave me a belated birthday present (I just turned 30 yesterday by the way). Here's what the old Krawken left me:

Turmy's awake until 5 PM NST today if you want a shot at him. You have awoken the great Turmaculus... and he has given you a Guide to Knighthood!!!

As of December 14th, 2021, the Altador Council Chamber daily is no longer broken (for now). The Kreludor Meteor, Coltzan's Shrine, Money Tree, Second Hand Shoppe, and Rubbish Dump should also be back in working order. The guy who posted at 12:24 AM NST on this Neoboards thread today also had the Kreludor Meteor work correctly for them, so I'm not alone. EDIT: There are still some users in the earlier linked thread that are still experiencing a bugged Altador Council Chamber, Kreludor Meteor et al right after that 12:24 AM NST post. Sorry for jumping the gun.

I got this sparkly pink-haired harpist Island Chomby out of JN's Free NFT thing:

After scoring lots of Brightvale foods, books, windows, some motes, shields, scrolls, and a Green Brightvale Job Coupon along the way throughout my years of spinning the Wheel of Knowledge, the fateful day has come to me: The Brightvale Flag avatar joins my collection after landing on the elusive Brightvale Star.

While I don't have any Lab Ray-related blunders myself, I also feel left down to what happened to your Mutant Lupe friend. The closest mistake I've done was accidentally giving a Faerie Quest reward to my Lab Rat instead of my Battledome pet in a similar hurried manner. No Lupe Transmogrification Potions on the Trading Post? Fear not! If you have a Rainbow Fountain use acquired from an FFQ that you've never used up, now's your chance. Get any Lupe Morphing Potion for your Bruce and then bring him over to the Rainbow Fountain (if you have an FFQ reward you've yet to use up that is) to reclaim your Mutant Lupe.

Got this one right when Hootenandy's Gold Mazzew aged to exactly 221 days before I zapped it again. - I was trying to get the Blumaroo Court Jester avatar, but I ended up making King Skarl angry instead. I got this for my troubles:

Late, but thanks for wishing us good luck Secre. After a bit over a decade, Team Darigan Citadel managed to snag 3rd place on the podium for a second time this year. I'd like to say thanks to every fellow Darigan Darkling here at TDN (and those outside of TDN) for getting us to a podium finish.