Last to post wins!

[jumpingbeans]

No, because somebody else will come and beat you...

Like me, who found another wormhole and went back in time, twenty years.

[antiaircraft]

Good thing I have a wormhole control machine stashed in my secret storage compartment. :evil:

 

It's so secret, even I don't know where it is!

 

Wait... wait...

[jumpingbeans]

Uh..... if it's so secret even you can't find it, how do we know it's not off-

*gets sucked in a wormhole and ends up 4.556 billion years in the past*

[antiaircraft]

*Is sucked into another wormhole and is already there when JB arrives*

 

SLIME MONSTERS! RUN!!!

[jumpingbeans]

What? How is there Rexes? This is the start of the earth!

[antiaircraft]

You posted just after I edited. :(

 

*pokes at slime monster*

[jumpingbeans]

Wait...how is there a slime monster?

Anyway...runs away screaming from slime monster.

[antiaircraft]

:cowboy: Oh no ya don't. It's time to kick some slime monster, ah, vague rear end!

 

*loads blunderbuss*

[jumpingbeans]

*Kicks slime monster rear-end*

[antiaircraft]

*blasts slime monster with blunderbuss*

 

AND THAT'S WHAT YER GET FER MESSIN' WITH THE LAST TER POST WINS BOARD!!! :hairy:

[jumpingbeans]

*Eats last to post wins board*

[antiaircraft]

*wins anyway*

 

LET'S ROCK AND ROLL! *ka-click!*

[jumpingbeans]

How did you win?

[antiaircraft]

*fires machine-gun*

 

That's how. :cowboy:

[jumpingbeans]

*Eats machine gun*

That's how.

[antiaircraft]

*carts in Chinese New Year feast food*

[jumpingbeans]

*eats all your Chinese New year food*

[antiaircraft]

*carts in the next hundredth of the pre-appetizers*

[jumpingbeans]

*Eats all the food in existence*

[antiaircraft]

*carts in the next hundredth of the pre-appetizers*

[Marabot 108]

*blows you two up*

 

That's how :)

[jumpingbeans]

*Eats Co*

[CAV of Gang Green]

Hey everyone how's it go-SWEET MOTHER OF GAMERTAG!!!!!!

[jumpingbeans]

What?

[antiaircraft]

CAV, I love your exclamations. :P