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Oh wow. That makes it different when they die, or nearly die. If it was just stories of people doing dumb things, that would be more amusing.

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The Darwin awards are handed out (posthumously) to the people who have done the gene pool the greatest service by removing themselves from it in a spectacularly stupid fashion.

heheh. i have the first of the books that were made. i havent read all of it but the animal keeping ones are most hilarious :)

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Why would you're heart melt? Because I used a smiley?

Yes, CAV.

You using that smiley is quite heart-warming. xD

 

I don't know. Because I'm dumb and apparently overly emotional right now.

I'm always like that. :D

 

I am so sorry for my long absence. I really missed you guys. :)

 

P.S. Did anyone notice that I am not using bold texts anymore? :P

I was still trying to figure out if you just forget or if it was intentional... xD

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I was still trying to figure out if you just forget or if it was intentional... xD

 

Most likely, she's doing it on purpose. :yes: She always knows exactly what she's doing.

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Oh, of course, how could I neglect this lesson.

 

Meh, someone be online. D:

-Has a writing thing due tomorrow that he hsd to do on the computer- I'm bored. D:

 

 

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Sorry. I had to pick my husband up from work and drop him off at home.

 

And now I only have just over an hour of work left.

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YAY!

But I already finished.

I had to do a poem about what a world I ruled would be like.

 

The last line was

"And sometimes forgot that killing off all species on earth except for the squirrel, is sick and inhumane

Could still be

In charge of the world"

 

I'm sure you can imagine what it was like.

 

Omgikr? 8D

-Is happy-

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Sorry. I couldn't help it! I've been here waiting around for 11 hours. So you picked the one time I was gone. :P

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What in the world does omgikr? You kids and your silly chat speak. Actually it's probably oh my gosh I know right but I'm too lazy to delete this and why is there no punctuation in that if that is in fact correct?

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What in the world does omgikr? You kids and your silly chat speak. Actually it's probably oh my gosh I know right but I'm too lazy to delete this and why is there no punctuation in that if that is in fact correct?

 

:laughingsmiley: I didn't even want to ask. Nor could I figure it out on my own. That's something my cousin used to say... 10 years ago.

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Sorry, but ner- I mean chess club kept me at school so I couldn't start my homework until later.

 

@Wembly

It means Oh my gosh I know right?

I talk like a valley girl when i'm excited... xD

 

Some parts were pre-written and we filled in the blanks.

 

"If I ruled the world

I'd cancel Justin Beiber,

Lady Gaga,

Miley Cyrus,

And Kesha,

 

There'd be more of The Fray,

OneRepublic, Lifehouse,

And The All American Rejects.

 

If I ruled the world,

You wouldn't have rats,

You wouldn't have mice,

You wouldn't have chipmunks,

Or "Squirrels are rodents!",

In fact, all species considered rodents except the squirrel would be nonexistent.

 

A human wouldn't be the dominant species.

All squirrels would rule the earth alongside me.

So someone who sometimes forgot that other species besides squirrels are necessary to have on earth,

And that killing off everything except squirrels is sick and inhumane,

Could still be incharge of the world. "

 

As you can see, i'm even messed up in school. -shrug-

My class finds my squirrel thing entertaining.

Oh and I have a speech due in Avid on Friday about laws that I think should be removed.

Guess what kinds of laws I looked up?

Btw, Tyler, it's legal to kill squirrels in CA without a permit.

That's messed up.

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Thank you, I put alot of effort into being myself. xD

 

Sounds like a plan. -grabs shotgun-

Protesting, making a defensive line and beginning a war, same thing.

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no, we do not harm the beach, it's one of the nicest ones in the state

but we can blow up other places, but not the forests

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