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HI!!!

 

So it sounds like I am deranged?? Hmmm... *scratches head*

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Quick! Where did New Amsterdam become Head Assistant NBA snickerdoodle chef/super intelligent boxing balloon square fencepost underneath kawaii lumperdiddlefishkin in a comatose president flag cork fuzzy? :weird:

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :S Ok I am officially confused, what the hell are you talking about?

 

Ummm... what does 'Sasquach' mean??

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Where they pickled the butter on top of the lava lamp peach tree in Manhattan New Zealand where everybody wears blue tutus! :O

 

And "sasquatch" is another word for "Bigfoot".

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Where they pickled the butter on top of the lava lamp peach tree in Manhattan New Zealand where everybody wears blue tutus! :O

You were nearly correct, but you forgot to carry the two. Don't worry, though, we have a consolation prize for you over here.

*points to large pile of priceless jewelry oddly mixed in with suitcases filled with rare cheese*

Right behind that big pile.

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:O *jumps into pile and drags out suitcases full of cheese* Da treasure ish mine! *moopoof*

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Was it just my immagination or did Morgan just moo like a cow??? Hmm, that explains a lot now doesn't it :D

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"Moopoof" is an ancient way of poofing away from the HOP board.

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You got ancient right *cackle*

 

I'm hungry!!!

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Well, um, ancient to me. Ya know, when I didn't have to worry about pie cannons here. :(

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But... :crying: That wasn't your prize... It was behind the pile! I was saving that for the sick, starving blind children in the old shack downtown... What kind of sicko steals food from sick, blind, and starving children!? What kind!?

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Um, your kind! *accusingly points & runs off with cheese*

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That's ok Morgan, the pie cannons don't like shooting at you anyway, it has a mind of it's own you know!!! Grumpy Old Ladies annoy the pie cannon, they are fun suckers *trails off ...*

 

:O Morgan!!! Did you steal food from starving children???!!! Really!!! I mean that is just a new low for you Morgan!!! I am very disappointed!!!! *shakes head at Morgan*

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I didn't steal from children! I left them a turkey banquet! Each child gets two turkeys! :crying:

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I'd steal from you, but not from children! These jewels in this case are fake! It would give them no benefit! :O

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Maybe I can convince the cannon to participate for the good of the children *whispers something into cannon and gets splat in the face with a cream pie* Well that didn't work very well!!!! *kicks cannon* and now I have a sore toe <_<

 

*pie cannon zooms off and starts chasing Morgan round the room while, shooting pies frantically* Ummm... Ok?? That's not quite what I expected!

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*blows up pie cannon*

 

Hey! Revenge looks different somehow...o_O

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*looks at new arms* Great, how long's it gonna take to work these out? At least I can multitask better now. Ooh, how about becoming a super hero! SUPER SIX-ARMED MANNISH PERSON, away! *jumps off building, forgetting that six arms doesn't grant you the ability to fly*

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Different?? Really?? Can't say I noticed, other than that slimey stuff coming out of his mouth. What exactly is that?

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*sighs & shakes head* Revenge...you should know better. You can't fly. *lassoes Revenge back to floor*

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I guess I got "carried away." Hahahahaha! [/bad superhero joke]

 

And thus this chapter of your favorite hero's adventures ends. But tune in next week for more awesome Revenge-ness! Haha!

 

Okay, I'm done.

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Don't even try to pull off a pun. You still haven't taken lessons from Metroid, have you? o_O

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