Hang Out and Post

[Revenge]

I am the mirage.

I am the unseen.

I am the invisible shadow.

I am...

 

the milkman.

 

 

Random Fun Time! Pickled sofa on the gravy one-eyed mutant sledgehammer!

[~*MidnightMoonFiretail*~]

*takes out hammer* First one to knock it out is the winner!

[Ruto]

*presses trapdoor* Hehehe. There is no third floor. *locks door to second floor*

[Revenge]

Third floors are so two weeks ago. Now we have the super special fifth basement! Of course, without a second, third, or fourth basement it could get tricky...

[~*MidnightMoonFiretail*~]

I'll build the stairs. *takes out huge hammer* SMASH! Oops~did I just break the stairs?

[Ruto]

*ducks* Yes you did. You're not allowed on the pwnful floor if you break the stairs. <_< xD

[~*MidnightMoonFiretail*~]

Well, how do you get to the pwnful floor without the stairs? o_O

[Ruto]

That's the first test. Knowing how. Then you have to actually do it. ^_^

[Revenge]

I don't think you'd be allowed on any floor if you destroy the main entry way to it. :eh:

[Ruto]

There's a secret to getting to any floor. You just need to figure it out. ;)

[~*MidnightMoonFiretail*~]

Hey...what about rocket boosters? Do you have a flyers' permit? :eh:

[Ruto]

Rocket boosters are so 85 seconds ago. There's a new way to do it. *poof*

[Revenge]

Jet packs! *turns on jet pack and watches as it crashes through the ceiling*

 

Okay, maybe not jet packs...

[Ruto]

*sits aside & watches with amusement* I'm gonna love to see how they figure this out. ^_^ *eats popcorn*

[Revenge]

I know! first, we get a very feisty cat, 3,000 gallons of water, and a really big rubber band. Then, we...

 

Or, we can just use that. *points at elevator*

[Ruto]

*snaps elevator rope* What elevator? There is no elevator. :shiftyeyes_anim:

[~*MidnightMoonFiretail*~]

*presses open elevator button, and the elevator explodes* I'm not quite sure that that is safe.

 

EDIT: First it snaps, then it explodes

[Ruto]

Ooh, I like that combo. ^_^ *watches fireworks*

[Revenge]

I know! We shall tempt the broken stairs with Dominoes pizza. The stairs shall regenerate and come to life to enjoy all of its sauce-and-cheesy goodness. Then, we shall climb the back of this beast and ride it to the nearest post office, where we shall contain ourselves in a box to which will be sent directly to TDN Forums second floor. When a certain unsuspecting cheese lover opens this package, we shall come forth and confuse the lass using a combination of popular 80s dance styles and Howard Stern impressions. When the path is clear we will storm the second floor, and vengence shall be ours! Muahahahahahaha! *cough* *choke*

 

Or maybe we could just ask nicely?

[~*MidnightMoonFiretail*~]

So...about getting to the pwnful place...how do we get there now? :eh:

 

EDIT: We ask nicely.

[Ruto]

o_O That was an oddly specific plan, Revenge. But it won't work since I've heard it. Try asking nicely. ^_^

[~*MidnightMoonFiretail*~]

Nah, I got a better idea. *takes out magic broom*

[Ruto]

*sets magic broom on fire* Haha, what now? Your meepit army won't help! :evil:

[Revenge]

That s an awesome idea! *takes out magic dustbin*

 

 

...It was half-off....

[Ruto]

Ooh! I want a magic dustbin! *runs to store* ^_^