Jess Is Somewhere Else Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 Don't you mean the other way round? And he missed Earth. But then started going towards the sun. Quote
Angeló Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 someone switches the sun off for one moment and the ant lands safely then its switched back on Quote
Sweetdang Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 But then the sun fizzles out! D'oh. The ant has to live in a sunless place???!!!!! Quote
Angeló Posted January 30, 2012 Posted January 30, 2012 that's ok because the Ant has an internal combustion system ...... which eventually incinerates it Quote
Ravenlovesneopets Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 The ant is part pheonix, so he rose from the ashes as a young ant. A magical dragon eats the ant. Quote
khaos Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 The dragon vomits it out and the ant is safe. The ant falls into a volcano and disintegrates in the lava as it erupts. Quote
Angeló Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 Dragon's vomit was a protective layer for the ant ..... like a body suit and nothing happens to the ant .......... but then it dissolves ..................... and the ant erupts into flames Quote
Ωmega ζero Posted February 25, 2012 Posted February 25, 2012 The Ant Hardened his Kung-Fu skills and made an Crossbow with a rope out of stone and manages to go Into A Disco The Ant saw too many lights and died Quote
Dcoolb Posted February 26, 2012 Posted February 26, 2012 But it didn't go into them. The ant is then nuked 5 times, grinded down with sandpaper, a sander, chainsaw, and then a car going over it multiple times. Then the ant reconstructed with metal, but then melted by an evil warlord and used the ant metal to make a gun. The gun though unfortunately then given to the winning side, and then melted down again in the next war. The gun is used for a tank, which is then destroyed by an explosion. The tank is then destroyed by mini robots and the robots are then sent into the sand where it goes down to the bottom of the Earth where it is melted by the Earths crust. The Earth then is sent out of orbit due to nuclear fallout. The Earth is sent into the sun where the sun then turns into a black hole and devours the entire solar system. The end. Done. Goodbye. Quote
blabberfingers Posted February 26, 2012 Posted February 26, 2012 But the anteater applies compression until ems arrives. The ems unit runs over the ant. Quote
khaos Posted February 26, 2012 Posted February 26, 2012 The ant dodges it. The ant falls in a pool of ant spray with no tube or anything around it for miles and dies. Quote
Ωmega ζero Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 The ant cloned himself and warped to Barack Obama The Earth is Exploding,the Ant is hitten by some Meteorites,His body was Nuked,The World Explodes,The Nyan Cats are Surviving,The ants Body is Destroyed. THE END Quote
Ravenlovesneopets Posted February 29, 2012 Posted February 29, 2012 The nice Nyan Cats peice him back together, but with a price. He is now.... POPTART ANT! A crazy hobo sees the ant, now a poptart, and quickly grabs and eats him. Quote
Angeló Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 The hobo is allergic to poptarts and dies the poptart ant crawls out of the dead hobo's mouth .............. a steamroller runs over the ant and flattens it to death Quote
Dcoolb Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 But the ant re-inflates... The ant is then nuked 5 times, grinded down with sandpaper, a sander, chainsaw, and then a car going over it multiple times. Then the ant reconstructed with metal, but then melted by an evil warlord and used the ant metal to make a gun. The gun though unfortunately then given to the winning side, and then melted down again in the next war. The gun is used for a tank, which is then destroyed by an explosion. The tank is then destroyed by mini robots and the robots are then sent into the sand where it goes down to the bottom of the Earth where it is melted by the Earths crust. The Earth then is sent out of orbit due to nuclear fallout. The Earth is sent into the sun where the sun then turns into a black hole and devours the entire solar system. The end. Done. Goodbye. Quote
khaos Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 Magic happens and everything is back to normal. But it drowns in the sea with nothing but air and water near it under sand. Quote
Angeló Posted March 27, 2012 Posted March 27, 2012 The ant quickly adapts and grows ant-gills and becomes a new species "the antfish" It gets hunted by fishermen who dissect it and mummify it and pin it to a board in the museum for all to see the new discovery Quote
ilovemalibu527 Posted March 30, 2012 Posted March 30, 2012 but the knife was a playdough knife so it didnt reallyyy hurt the ant because he turned around and grabbed it Quote
Angeló Posted April 8, 2012 Posted April 8, 2012 he grabbed the knife but it slipped from its slimy antfish hand and separated his head from his body Quote
raoukie Posted April 20, 2012 Posted April 20, 2012 During the body separation he cut his fins instead and became a normal ant, going up to the land safely discovering a new colony But then it became a drone and was the mate of the queen. which is the cause of is death >:-) Quote
Angeló Posted April 21, 2012 Posted April 21, 2012 but the ant decides to fight back and kills the Queen and becomes the new Queen then a huge herd of moles invades the colony and kills all the ants Quote
raoukie Posted April 24, 2012 Posted April 24, 2012 but ants secrete special poison so the moles were dead But the ants found a land mine and the whole colony exploded Quote
khaos Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 the mine was a dud. the ant falls in 999 feet of quick drying cement and dies when it dries. Quote
Ravenlovesneopets Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 The package was mis-labeled. It's actually Jello. He eats his way out. He is very fat and bloated from the jello. Quote
karatheelite Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 But he takes a big burp and is a-okay. The ant gets picked up by a bird and fed to its babies. Quote
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