The Wishing Game!

[Duskitty]

Granted, but you lose the ability to talk.

 

I wish I wasn't at school. >.>

[hanashalash]

Granted but you become poor and homeless.

 

I wish I had a trillion Nps 0:)

[Duskitty]

Granted, but King Skarl and the Tax Beast steal it all. :evil:

 

I wish my battle pet was better-statted.

[Ωmega ζero]

Granted, but then it took an Arrow into the Knee.

 

I wish that Mother 3 would be real.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but I don't know what it is so unfortunately it goes kapoof because I can't think of any ways to twist the wish.

 

I wish I had a Nightfury dragon.

[Ωmega ζero]

Granted but then the Dovahkiin slays it for a Dragon Soul.

 

I wish that this Wishing Game turns into a Fishing Game.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then a fish eats you.

 

I wish it was summer vacation already.

[Ωmega ζero]

Granted but then it suddenly ends and youre 15 Minutes Late in School without Starbucks.

 

i WISH, THAT, i, COULD, STOP, USING, cOMMAS,,,

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then you always have to type like Tavros for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school today. <.<

[heytheregirl17]

Granted, but then you had been superglued to your bed by yours truly. :rock:

 

I wish people would start fearing the Pant Devil. I mean, come on!

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then everyone gets super-paranoid and freaks out because he appears 20x more.

 

I wish this darn computer wasn't so slow.

 

(What item of yours did the Pant Devil steal?)

[b_alasdair]

Granted. It is so fast that it catches fire.

 

I wish that I had an actual Baby Aisha Plushy.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then the Pant Devil steals it.

 

I wish I had the motivation to draw something.

[b_alasdair]

Granted. Then a bunch of hyper-critical art critics criticize it mercilessly.

 

I wish I had a fancy avatar and signature.

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then you die because you can't stop looking at it.

 

I wish I didn't have so many Egg Cave creatures.

[heytheregirl17]

Granted, but then everyone gets super-paranoid and freaks out because he appears 20x more.

 

I wish this darn computer wasn't so slow.

 

(What item of yours did the Pant Devil steal?)

 

 

That's a long story. I was gullible in my first few months and went to the Defenders of Neopia in my third week. Mission 1: The Pant Devil. First he stole my dark nova, then I tried to battle him with 10 HP. :mellow: Now that I think about it, it wasn't such a good idea.

 

Granted, but then the Pant Devil steals it.

 

I wish I had the motivation to draw something.

 

YES! NOW YOU GET THE IDEA!

 

Granted, but then you just scribble on the paper.

 

I wish that the Order won this time around. :rolleyes_anim:

[Duskitty]

I do too, and now I can't think of a way to twist this wish. Darn it. ...Okay, granted, but then we have to face a huge boss.

 

Uh... I wish it wasn't so darn hot here.

[heytheregirl17]

Granted, but then you turned into an icicle.

 

I wish I could ride my bicycle. (Hey, Icicle and Bicycle rhyme! :icecream: :bike: )

[Duskitty]

Granted, but the bicycle explodes

 

I wish I was less hungry.

[heytheregirl17]

Granted, but then you explode of fullness. :fez:

 

I wish I had some popcorn. Looking at this smiley makes me hungry: :jerrypteri:

[Duskitty]

Granted, but I steal it.

 

I wish my eggs would evolve already.

[heytheregirl17]

Granted, but then it's next year.

 

More anti-Pant Devilness! http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=214190&week=239

 

I wish there were more anti-pant devilness!

[Duskitty]

Granted, but then that results in the Pant Devil being 92381789192674835810x more active.

 

I wish I had a SuAP.

[heytheregirl17]

Granted, but then that results in the Pant Devil being 92381789192674835810x more active.

 

I wish I had a SuAP.

Granted, but what is a SuAP?

 

And why did you choose 92381789192674835810? That's just random.

 

I wish that I couldn't be Pant Deviled anymore.

[Duskitty]

Granted. You get Boochied instead.

 

i WISH THAT THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON MY COMPUTER WASN'T SO STUPID.