Zombie Apocalypse

[jumpingbeans]

A ruler. Not the king kind, a metric plastic ruler. I am so dead.

[antiaircraft]

One of my university's severely damaged plastic chairs. Not much I can do with that.

[elvenstrawberry]

A bag of honey roasted peanuts. *facepalm*

 

I guess if they were hungry we could chill. Or I could just run away if they're 28 days later style zombies and not half life 2 style zombies. I bet I could live off of honey roasted peanuts for like... two days.

[̊ ˉˉ ̊]

A sword.

 

 

 

 

But it's made of cardboard & aluminum foil.

[antiaircraft]

A polystyrene box full of bao (a type of bun)... nope, I've got nothin'.

[Parry]

Charlie Brooker's "The Hell of it All" <3

 

As it says in the book's foreword - "Use the book for something else. Like security: you could probably club a [zombie] unconscious with it, if you swing it forcefully enough and angle the spine just right, so it connects with the bridge of their nose."

Or I could just cuddle it and pronounce how much I admire him in an attempt to keep myself sane from the zombies.

[plookle]

My phone. I suppose I could call for help in a zombie apocalypse. Probably I'm dead though

[Seliphra]

My dog...sick 'em boy! No! No that's the wrong...direction...crap...

[-Ryan]

A jacket.

 

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Is it possible to suffocate a zombie?