Zombie Apocalypse

[-Ryan]

A cellphone.

 

Actually, this is really useful. Let me find my most annoying rigntone...

[Seliphra]

I'll drop 'em in a fish tank and collect the coins they drop me...yay thanks Plant's vs Zombies for that idea!!

[antiaircraft]

My brother.

 

Erm... I'll probably survive. My brother's hair eats zombies (and combs) for breakfast.

[livvy]

@Theo: *snorts* Wait, what?? xD

 

A calculator.

 

Eh. I'm sure I could do something with it, but I'd be dead by the time I did.

[jumpingbeans]

My student ID card.

AAAHHHHHH!!!! *Dies*

[Masaryk]

Scissors and a Sharpie! I can dual wield!

[CAV of Gang Green]

TV remote.

 

I can blind them by tuning into the Disney Channel!

[jumpingbeans]

A swimming suit.

I...Am...DEAD!

[̊ ˉˉ ̊]

2 cans of temporary hair dye. "EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE. CONTAINER MAY EXPLODE"

 

This should be enough for a few zombies, If I'm lucky & it doesn't explode on me.

[CAV of Gang Green]

A sheet of paper.

 

I'm done for.

[Seliphra]

An empty plate with a few pizza pop crumbs and an empty glass with maybe a drop of Ginger Ale in it...hmm...I throw the plate and glass at them and run like stink!!

[Masaryk]

A packet of herbal cough drops. Unless zombies are horribly allergic to menthol, lemon balm, and thyme, I'm in serious trouble.

[Noog]

An umbrella....probably dead....unless....

 

"When the zombies come we'll fight together,

told you I would fight forever,

said I'd always be your friend,

but I won't if you get infected in the end.

Now that they're coming more than ever,

told you we'd still have each other,

fight by me with my umbrella,

fight by me with my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, with my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh"

 

Sorry, I had to.

[jumpingbeans]

A candle stick.

Hey, it's a murder weapon in Clue...

[jumpingbeans]

A hard-cover book.

ATTACK!!!

[jumpingbeans]

My sister.

She is good at annoying.

[Marabot 108]

My Cousin, together we can build anything, we ALL get to live :D

[jumpingbeans]

A ruler. Not the king kind, a metric plastic ruler. I am so dead.

[antiaircraft]

One of my university's severely damaged plastic chairs. Not much I can do with that.

[elvenstrawberry]

A bag of honey roasted peanuts. *facepalm*

 

I guess if they were hungry we could chill. Or I could just run away if they're 28 days later style zombies and not half life 2 style zombies. I bet I could live off of honey roasted peanuts for like... two days.

[̊ ˉˉ ̊]

A sword.

 

 

 

 

But it's made of cardboard & aluminum foil.

[antiaircraft]

A polystyrene box full of bao (a type of bun)... nope, I've got nothin'.

[Parry]

Charlie Brooker's "The Hell of it All" <3

 

As it says in the book's foreword - "Use the book for something else. Like security: you could probably club a [zombie] unconscious with it, if you swing it forcefully enough and angle the spine just right, so it connects with the bridge of their nose."

Or I could just cuddle it and pronounce how much I admire him in an attempt to keep myself sane from the zombies.

[plookle]

My phone. I suppose I could call for help in a zombie apocalypse. Probably I'm dead though

[Seliphra]

My dog...sick 'em boy! No! No that's the wrong...direction...crap...