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Why do you have a diamond?

 

Tic-tacs.

Hm.

I can entertain them by bouncing a tic-tac on my tounge. That'll last about 2 seconds. Then i'm dead.

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My Dialga is harvestable every 2 days on Pokemon World's farmville, except it's not farmville, just and odd little farm I have in the pokemon dimension...

 

I'VE SAID TOO MUCH!

 

*self destructs temporarily and destroys zombies with self*

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My headphones... a quick modification to the internal volume control and I can deafen them with some heavy metal tracks at point blank range!

 

Unfortunately I'll also be dead at point blank range.

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I'll drop 'em in a fish tank and collect the coins they drop me...yay thanks Plant's vs Zombies for that idea!!

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My brother.

 

Erm... I'll probably survive. My brother's hair eats zombies (and combs) for breakfast.

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@Theo: *snorts* Wait, what?? xD

 

A calculator.

 

Eh. I'm sure I could do something with it, but I'd be dead by the time I did.

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Scissors and a Sharpie! I can dual wield!

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An empty plate with a few pizza pop crumbs and an empty glass with maybe a drop of Ginger Ale in it...hmm...I throw the plate and glass at them and run like stink!!

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A packet of herbal cough drops. Unless zombies are horribly allergic to menthol, lemon balm, and thyme, I'm in serious trouble.

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An umbrella....probably dead....unless....

 

"When the zombies come we'll fight together,

told you I would fight forever,

said I'd always be your friend,

but I won't if you get infected in the end.

Now that they're coming more than ever,

told you we'd still have each other,

fight by me with my umbrella,

fight by me with my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, with my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh"

 

Sorry, I had to.

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