-Ryan Posted September 11, 2010 Posted September 11, 2010 A pig made out of straw. Um... Maybe they collect randomly awsome stuff like I do and will let me live if I give it to them? Quote
Noog Posted September 11, 2010 Posted September 11, 2010 A copy of LIFE and Monopoly. I'll just make them start a game of monopoly. They'll never finish. Quote
jumpingbeans Posted September 11, 2010 Posted September 11, 2010 A box full of clothes. ...Even zombies need to accessorize? Quote
flyingeevee Posted September 11, 2010 Posted September 11, 2010 A box of Twinkies. Surely they must be hungry for something besides me! They will fight each other for its creamy taste! Quote
Big Brother Posted September 11, 2010 Posted September 11, 2010 X Factor. Maybe the rubbish singers will break their non-existant brains and explode their ears and heads. Quote
Big Brother Posted September 11, 2010 Posted September 11, 2010 Chocolate milk. Wait, CHOCOLATE MILK. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, ZOMBIES! IT IS! Quote
Marabot 108 Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 *sigh* I didn't wanna have to resort to this... my 2nd greatest weapon... GO MCDONALDS FOOD OF DEATH! WHAT NOW ZOMBIES? Quote
CAV of Gang Green Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 My brother's folding Spiderman chair. I can last for a bit. I won't make it to rescue though. Quote
jumpingbeans Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 A roll of Pikachu Christmas wrapping paper. I'll wrap them up and send them to someone! Quote
antiaircraft Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 A bag full of textbooks and notes. I am now armed with the worlds mightiest battering ram. It's a shame I can barely lift it. Quote
-Ryan Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 An annoying alarm clock. I'll deprive them of sleep until they kill themselves? Quote
jumpingbeans Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 My maternal grandmother. Uh....sacrificial! Quote
Big Brother Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 Arnold Schwarznegger. THEY SHALL BE TERMINATED!!! Quote
jumpingbeans Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 My flamethrower, AK 47, machine gun, and lollipop! Actually, I've got a grand Piano. Quote
Big Brother Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 Pictures of random family peoples. They're so dumb they'll probably pile up on the pile and try to eat the pictures. Quote
Marabot 108 Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 I didn't wanna do this... GO SARAH PALIN! Quote
CAV of Gang Green Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 Tic Tacs. I can give the zombies minty fresh breath while they eat me. Quote
Big Brother Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 The news. I SHALL BORE THE ZOMBIES TO DEATH...AGAIN. Quote
-Ryan Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 A book titled "Mariel of Redwall" by Brian Jacques. I could form a book club with them? Quote
Big Brother Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 A rat invasion. Well I love animals so they MIGHT love me back and spare me. Quote
Big Brother Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 Monster House. DIE ZOMBEHS DIE!!! CONSTANCE KILLS ALL. Quote
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