Full Out War 3

[Big Brother]

*Takes 300th Post And Kills You All With it*

[jumpingbeans]

*Eats 301rst post and then vomits it on you*

[Sakurabelle]

*lounges on floaty device in the river of chocolate, pulls out remote and sets army of winged attack monkeys to DESTROY mode* heh heh heh... *sips from iced chocolate mocha drink*

[Seliphra]

*poisons iced chocolate mocha drink* Heh heh heh...

Sheesh, I leave for a little and when I returns...

[Sakurabelle]

I know! Crazy things happen when you don't check out the games area too often. *adds powdered sugar to mocha and turns it into icing, then ices cake with it* Who wants a slice? *slices cake into several pieces* JB, you're not allowed more than one slice.

[Big Brother]

*Smashes Cake Into Your Cake* JAJAJAJAJA *Takes Picture And Puts It In Yearbook* This is you! JAJAJAJAJAJA

[jumpingbeans]

Aw, you're mean!

*Takes my one slice, and eats it*

[Big Brother]

AHHHHH!!!! IT'S AN APOCALYPSE!!! DORA'S HERE!!! *Hides* BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

[jumpingbeans]

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! DORA!!!!!!!! She's worst than zombies!

*Cowers in fear behind Aidan*

[The Score in Blue]

LOOK OUT IT"S DIEGO! *runs away and holds blaster up in defence*.

[CAV of Gang Green]

Diego isn't as bad as Dora. Then again, Diego has the word "die" in it.....

 

It's been a while, and well, LOCATION CHANGE!

 

New location is:

 

HEAVEN!

 

How does heaven work? Well, there are many theories to it. Since I'm an athiest, I don't really believe in heaven, but I'm sure many people do.

 

A certain definition of heaven is a place where that is perfect in every way depending on the person. For example, I love video games. So heaven would be a video game planet for me. Someone whom loves books would have a giant library as their heaven, and so on.

 

The battlefield will constantly change depending on the person's heaven, sparking a lot of creativity, and allowing people to learn about a person, and then use it as a weapon. Yes, I know I did well (well at least I hope I did).

 

To celebrate JB becoming a leader, we shall start in JB's heaven. So JB, what is the thing you love most? Post it here, and the battlefield will become your heaven, and everyone will be surrounded by what you love.

 

This should keep everyone busy for a while, in the event that I forget about this thread again.

[Seliphra]

Ooh! Heaven! *Hooray location change!*

[jumpingbeans]

Awww....floating in space was pretty fun.....but now, we're in Heaven!

 

So, it's my heaven? Hmmmmm.......

I look around me and I see Koalas and Kangaroos.......

 

G'day, Mate!

[CAV of Gang Green]

It seems as though JB's heaven is AUS.

 

Is it?

[jumpingbeans]

Yep, it is!

 

*Hops on kangaroo and gets him to kick everybody else*

[The Score in Blue]

*Avoids kangaroo, then commands giant kiwi to squash JB* Take that!

[jumpingbeans]

*Wonders why Bex would command a fruit to kill squish me, then realizes it must be the bird.*

[Seliphra]

I imagine it IS the bird JB...

*throws vicious crocs*

[jumpingbeans]

Oh yeah? Have a taste of the most poisonous snake in the world!

*Throws most poisonous snake in the world*

[The Score in Blue]

*Avoids poisonous snake*, then throws rocks at JB.

[jumpingbeans]

*Realizes this is MY heaven, then eats the rock, which is really chocolate, but you thought was a rock*

[Seliphra]

Oi vey! It occurs to me he has an unfair advantage! I hope my heaven turns up soon! *throws deadly spiders*

[jumpingbeans]

It's fair.....just one-sided fair. :P

 

Anyway, I realize that those spiders are not poisonous to me, so I eat them. Then I start looking around for another train to eat.

[Seliphra]

D:

We can't win....I know! *throws lots of food*

[jumpingbeans]

*Eats all the food*

I'd like to point out, this IS heaven, even if this is MY heaven.