Full Out War 3

[Seliphra]

Totally didn't notice that I got ninja'd...and budgies are too small to carry us anyways...

[The Score in Blue]

No! They are super-budgies! Although I still don't know where we're going... *zones out*

[Seliphra]

Wee!! Away we float! Hey I say if CAV doesn't turn up soon we just agree on a new location.

[jumpingbeans]

I guess so....

But first, lets experience zero-gravity to the max for now!

*Does crazy loop-de-loop-de-loop-de-loop.*

[Seliphra]

*Snags jet pack and shoots lasers everywhere* It's a dangerous disco!!

[jumpingbeans]

*Eats jet pack and lasers*

 

MMMM, tastes like jet packs and lasers!

[Seliphra]

*sweat drop* Wow JB...*Starts firing a Big Mac gun*

[jumpingbeans]

*Eats sweat drop, and Bic Mac Gun*

 

I think I'm getting full...

[Rose_682]

*Throws giant pot of split pea soup* (random attack??)

[jumpingbeans]

(Yep, and random attacks are fine. In fact, they're almost encouraged.)

 

*Eats giant pot of Split Pea Soup, Pot and all.*

[Rose_682]

*screams "NAOOOOOOO! My POT!!!!!" MY PRECIOUS POT!!!"*

 

*flails wildly with balloon figure, hoping to land some hits!*

 

(It's good random things are encouraged, I am a very random person. LOL)

[jumpingbeans]

(Then you might want to join HAMS. We're very random)

 

*Gets hit by balloon figure four times, then eats it*

[Rose_682]

(STOP EATING MY WEAPONS :( :( :( :angry: :angry: :angry: )

 

In other news...

*a giant radioactive tunafish appears in my hand, and I spin in circles and throw it at you :D*

 

(Also, I don't really know if I like meepits yet. I'm still on the fence. I love squirrels, though O.o)

[jumpingbeans]

Fine.....

*Throws up your pot*

 

(And you don't really need to LOVE Meepits, as long as you like Squirrels.)

[Rose_682]

(But what about the tunafish?, LOL. It's radioactive you know, So very dangerous!!)

 

*runs and collects pot* I Love Shiny things.

 

*Pulls out magic ring, becomes invisible*

[jumpingbeans]

(Yeah, a few things you should know.

1. I have a big appetite. And when I say big, I'm understating. By a lot. I once ate a train.

2. I am almost not allergic to anything.

And that's me!)

 

*Kicks fish on you, just before you become invisible*

[Rose_682]

(as for me, I'm random, I may at some point say something that no one would have imagined, I love shiny objects. I really love shiny objects. In fact, in a trade on the trading post, one guy offered a bowl of shiny decorations, and the same amount of NP as someone who offered an item I knew was worth a little more, and I took the bowl of shiny decorations over the other thing. MAGPIE. LOL. I have the same obsession in real life. It's really really bad sometimes. lmao. Also, I tend to pop in and out of topics without meaning to, just happens that way. ADHD, I suppose. And I want to know how in god's name to get a LUTARI. They're so freaking cute. I'd actually give up one of my pets for one of those. >.> But enough off topic rambling)

 

*Uses lightning shield to FRY fish into little tiny dust particles and uses fire extinguisher to diffuse radiation. It's a magical fire extinguisher. >.>*

 

*completes transformation to invisibility.*

 

*Throws paint all over the place, then leaves footprints everywhere!* (hahahahahaha, way to negate my own invisibility)

[jumpingbeans]

(Are sure sure you don't want to join HAMS? Just wondering, 'cause we need good soldiers/members. And you'd definitely be good.)

 

*Uses my magical oven to bake poisoned brownies.*

Want some?

[Rose_682]

(I'll tell you what. You give me three good reasons, and I will join this HAMS. :P)

 

*thinks*

 

I am allergic to milk. No thank you.

 

*pulls out large burlap sack, and attempts to catch you and your magical oven inside (the burlap sack is a sack like a tardis. It's bigger on the inside!!!)*

 

*In case of failure and/or explosion, RUNNNNNNN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!*

[jumpingbeans]

(You mean you watch Doctor Who too? I love that show! Okay, here are your reasons.

1: This is an actual training base for HAMS. Although you don't have to be in HAMS to attack, it's still a good idea.

2: Someday, we will achieve internet domination!

3: You get to put a Squirrel in your signature)

 

But didn't I tell you? My brownies take whatever taste you want, and can't make someone allergic!

 

*Escapes from oven using secret whole I made in case of being trapped inside my oven*

 

By the way, we're floating in space, because I ate the atom we were standing on.

[Rose_682]

*Is very triumphant! Still has you AND your oven inside burlap tardis sack!*

 

(YES, i watch DR WHO!!! I have told most of my friends that that is the only show I will BEND TIME to watch. XD. Here, the new episodes are on the Space Channel, every Monday, at 7pm. Reruns run on same from Monday to Wednesday or Thursday (can't remember) at 5pm.)

 

I see. Since we are floating in space, I whistle for my spacehorse. It's a variety of seahorse, built for, oh, oh.... WAIT FOR IT!!.... SPACE!!!

 

 

(I see two good reasons there. Number one does not phase me. Find one more, and you've got another member.... As long as someone else, with awesome graphics skills, can make my signature... I dont have the ability to download my graphics program on this computer. Firstly, it is not mine (mine is indefinitely down, so a friend lent me one of his laptops) Secondly, said laptop is too slow to handle previously mentioned graphics program. :( )

[jumpingbeans]

(HAMS has graphics available. I'll send you a PM later today, because I have to go now)

*Eats bag*

[Rose_682]

You can't eat the bag when you're inside it, for starters, because you would then have to swallow an entire dimension, not to mention the bag is indestructible, so you would have a very hard time digesting it. It would cause you to implode if you managed to actually digest the outside of the bag O.o Two dimensions and never the twain shall meet. Find another way out of the bag ;)

 

Anyway, I gotta hit the hay for a few hours. I'm supposed to be going out for tea in the morning. >.< Have a good day/night

 

*laughs maniacally and vanishes*

[jumpingbeans]

*Hey...where'd you go? But at least you left the bag open!

*Espcapes from the bag, then runs around in circles trying to find you*

[Rose_682]

*Makes only a gleaming pair of mischevious eyes appear in the dark void of space.*

 

*Closes the eyes, and makes them vanish again*

 

*laughs maniacally from all directions*

 

*Materializes a maze of mirrors*

 

(Suddenly has the idea for another AWESOME game thread.)

 

*appears outside the room of mirrors and sets up an arsenal of squishy football grenades*

 

*waits*

 

(there is only one exit)