Full Out War 3

[Sakurabelle]

*attaches 100's of budgies to stretchy balloon rope* Everybody grab on! Let's see if the budgies can fly us to a new location!

[Seliphra]

Nu-uh, I'm a Martian who occasionally abducts things from Earth! Besides, your location is the North Pole, so you aren't from Jupiter!

[jumpingbeans]

That's what I want to you think. I'm really from Gallifrey.

[Sakurabelle]

*ignores arguing, attaches everyone to a leash then to the stretchy rope help up by the birdies* Budgies away! Take us somewhere new!

[Seliphra]

<_< *Destroys leash* That's too kinky for some-one your age anyways!

[jumpingbeans]

Hey! I didn't want to fly away! *Eats strings, and then budgies, and then falls, and then realizes we're already suspended in mid-air.*

[Seliphra]

Totally didn't notice that I got ninja'd...and budgies are too small to carry us anyways...

[The Score in Blue]

No! They are super-budgies! Although I still don't know where we're going... *zones out*

[Seliphra]

Wee!! Away we float! Hey I say if CAV doesn't turn up soon we just agree on a new location.

[jumpingbeans]

I guess so....

But first, lets experience zero-gravity to the max for now!

*Does crazy loop-de-loop-de-loop-de-loop.*

[Seliphra]

*Snags jet pack and shoots lasers everywhere* It's a dangerous disco!!

[jumpingbeans]

*Eats jet pack and lasers*

 

MMMM, tastes like jet packs and lasers!

[Seliphra]

*sweat drop* Wow JB...*Starts firing a Big Mac gun*

[jumpingbeans]

*Eats sweat drop, and Bic Mac Gun*

 

I think I'm getting full...

[Rose_682]

*Throws giant pot of split pea soup* (random attack??)

[jumpingbeans]

(Yep, and random attacks are fine. In fact, they're almost encouraged.)

 

*Eats giant pot of Split Pea Soup, Pot and all.*

[Rose_682]

*screams "NAOOOOOOO! My POT!!!!!" MY PRECIOUS POT!!!"*

 

*flails wildly with balloon figure, hoping to land some hits!*

 

(It's good random things are encouraged, I am a very random person. LOL)

[jumpingbeans]

(Then you might want to join HAMS. We're very random)

 

*Gets hit by balloon figure four times, then eats it*

[Rose_682]

(STOP EATING MY WEAPONS :( :( :( :angry: :angry: :angry: )

 

In other news...

*a giant radioactive tunafish appears in my hand, and I spin in circles and throw it at you :D*

 

(Also, I don't really know if I like meepits yet. I'm still on the fence. I love squirrels, though O.o)

[jumpingbeans]

Fine.....

*Throws up your pot*

 

(And you don't really need to LOVE Meepits, as long as you like Squirrels.)

[Rose_682]

(But what about the tunafish?, LOL. It's radioactive you know, So very dangerous!!)

 

*runs and collects pot* I Love Shiny things.

 

*Pulls out magic ring, becomes invisible*

[jumpingbeans]

(Yeah, a few things you should know.

1. I have a big appetite. And when I say big, I'm understating. By a lot. I once ate a train.

2. I am almost not allergic to anything.

And that's me!)

 

*Kicks fish on you, just before you become invisible*

[Rose_682]

(as for me, I'm random, I may at some point say something that no one would have imagined, I love shiny objects. I really love shiny objects. In fact, in a trade on the trading post, one guy offered a bowl of shiny decorations, and the same amount of NP as someone who offered an item I knew was worth a little more, and I took the bowl of shiny decorations over the other thing. MAGPIE. LOL. I have the same obsession in real life. It's really really bad sometimes. lmao. Also, I tend to pop in and out of topics without meaning to, just happens that way. ADHD, I suppose. And I want to know how in god's name to get a LUTARI. They're so freaking cute. I'd actually give up one of my pets for one of those. >.> But enough off topic rambling)

 

*Uses lightning shield to FRY fish into little tiny dust particles and uses fire extinguisher to diffuse radiation. It's a magical fire extinguisher. >.>*

 

*completes transformation to invisibility.*

 

*Throws paint all over the place, then leaves footprints everywhere!* (hahahahahaha, way to negate my own invisibility)

[jumpingbeans]

(Are sure sure you don't want to join HAMS? Just wondering, 'cause we need good soldiers/members. And you'd definitely be good.)

 

*Uses my magical oven to bake poisoned brownies.*

Want some?

[Rose_682]

(I'll tell you what. You give me three good reasons, and I will join this HAMS. :P)

 

*thinks*

 

I am allergic to milk. No thank you.

 

*pulls out large burlap sack, and attempts to catch you and your magical oven inside (the burlap sack is a sack like a tardis. It's bigger on the inside!!!)*

 

*In case of failure and/or explosion, RUNNNNNNN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!*