Guest Lost Deserter Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 <p>Disclaimer: This news report was written to inform you all of the latest Altador Cup results in as entertaining a manner as possible. The rest of its content is largely fictional, composed from various fan comments and the whims of our imagination in an attempt to inspire a sense of realism through our reporting. While we do our best to keep things reasonably neutral, this report is in no way intended to be a completely bias-free listing of the day's results, nor does it claim to provide critical analysis of past and potential outcomes from qualified Altador Cup experts. Please note that the opinions formulated in this report are from a full team of different reporters, and in no way represent the views of only a single faction. If you're looking for 100% unbiased performance data, take a look at our standings page. If professional analysis tickles your fancy, you want our predictions pages (global/daily). Hello everyone! We started off the year with surprises and we end it (the first round, I mean) with even more shockers! It's late here in Faerieland as the lights dim down and an eerie but peaceful silence settles around the City. I'm here to talk about the late, but very surprising Altador Cup results of June 11th. So, without further ado: "Germany 4-0 Austra....oh wait, wrong result sheet, sorry! *switches* First up, the amazing effort displayed by Team Virtupets, as they engineered a sweeping side game victory against the tough Lost Desert Marauders, who only managed to take Yooyuball. Leera Heggle, captain of Lost Desert, responded earlier: "To be honest, I wasn't expecting us to win Yooyuball, but it actually went in our favor, and I'll take a victory in Yooyuball anyday." Wise words, perhaps, but the truth is that Virtupets are to be praised with their excellent performance. Faerieland, will also have a reason to celebrate. They managed to near sweep the Kikos, a feat that shocked both teams: the Faeries, for their hard work that paid off, and Kiko Lake, amazed by the result turnout. Certainly this is a morale boost for Faerieland, who manage to pass Altador, the home team, and finish the first round in 16th. Kiko Lake, looking back, are still in 15th, so this isn't a tremendous blow to their standings, albeit their morale must have taken a hit. The Darigan Minions are now rejoicing malevolently as their leader, Lord Kass, just announced that they had full swept Shenkuu, considered one of their major rivals. The Ninjas weren't able to stop an array of Yooyus, and their side games also were overpowered by many crazy slingers, roaring (vuvuzela, I bet!) fans, and shootout madness. This certainly complicates things for Shenkuu, who drop a position (to 10th), finding themselves locked firmly into the 3rd tier. <img src="https://images.neopets.com/altador/altadorcup/head_shots/hauntedwoods_3.gif" style="float:right;margin:5px;">Maraqua will also be a surprised party, as their team failed to beat the evil plans of the Zombies, who conjured victories in Yooyuball and Slushie Slinger. A flood drenched the HW goalie, allowing the Mermaids to a victory in SOSD, but it all remained tied in Make Some Noise. Haunted Woods now rise to 9th, and look more and more capable to cause more upsets. Meridell will be the happier side here, as they managed to defeat the Natives in everything but Yooyuball. We'm getting reports of big festivities in Meridell as the Knights end the first round in 4th, an accomplishment indeed. As for the Natives, we didn't manage to receive any feedback from their side. Altador will be distraught with their loss, as Tyrannia leap forward, conquering even a victory in Yooyuball. Moltara, on the other hand, will be quite pleased they managed to tie with Roo Island, a considerable force, in MSN, avoiding the sweep. Terror Mountain also surprised with 3 wins against the Pirates, leaving only Yooyuball to them, and Kreludor took also 3 wins in everything but Slushie Slinger against the Wizards. Today, we look toward some great and important matches: Krawk Island take on Lost Desert in what should be another test for the Marauders; Altador called an immediate rematch in order to seek revenge (or you know...some wins) against Tyrannia; Shenkuu test their ability against Virtupets; Maraqua face the Roos, and King Skarl and Hagan battle it out once more to see who is the better side. Good luck to all teams today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ryan Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Hey Tyler, see the results? That's for you, I hope you like it. ;) And GO FAERIES! WOO! Oh and, gratz on atleast winning one of the games CAV. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tempdisplay Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Thanks for the great last minute report HBK! *mumbles*darnbadtacticsruinedourYYBstreak*mumbles* Great job Faeries! And Minions! And Cavemen! :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler. Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 The AC is rigged I tell you, rigged. We had these amazing scores that were FAR larger than DC's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ryan Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Yeah, you forgot international boards, you forgot how many boards we have, and we have other factors you know nothing about so shut up about it being rigged cause we earned that win and no one wants the SK scoreboard going around crying about it. Take the loss like a man, man. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurrz Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 17-0, 17-0, Like Baby Baby No, Undefeated in ShoSho Oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephaba Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 x_x omg i 2 thought we (LD) would lose YB, but we won. anyway, what took tnt so long to put up the results? :eh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lost Deserter Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 The AC is rigged I tell you, rigged. We had these amazing scores that were FAR larger than DC's Actually, if I may, those were "fake" scores: many SK players were inventing scores that were then added to the total so that DC got worried and thought they had lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ryan Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 For future teams that try that, don't, KI did too and we actually ended up making another 10k from a last hour marathon to make sure we won. ;) And besides I think we came close to beating the record we had at the Minions board for most YYB points, when we faced LD though was the biggest at like 160k or something though. I wasn't there at the end to see the final score at the Minions board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_l_e_s_t Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Has any one noticed the fact that HW has won their last 9 Yooyuball games to finish the first round? ANYONE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Person335 Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Hmm, it seems that the magma has cooled down, as in back to draws and losses. Not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAV of Gang Green Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Oh and, gratz on atleast winning one of the games CAV. ;) Quiet, because last I checked we beat you. Did FL get a new player? And I think you spelled Austria wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ryan Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 No, that's just an old pic of the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lost Deserter Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Quiet, because last I checked we beat you. Did FL get a new player? And I think you spelled Austria wrong. It was meant to be Australia, in fact. And it was intentional. Austria isn't even in the WC... FL image fixed. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_l_e_s_t Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Has any one noticed the fact that HW has won their last 9 Yooyuball games to finish the first round? ANYONE? Hmmm.......guess noone cares. This post has been edited by a member of staff (Crusher) because of a violation of the forum rules. Please make sure to post at least 7 words, to avoid spammy posts. Thank you! Please check your user inbox to see if you have been contacted regarding this incident, then review our rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAV of Gang Green Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 It was meant to be Australia, in fact. And it was intentional. Austria isn't even in the WC... FL image fixed. :) I didn't know that Austria wasn't in the WC. And what was the point of it being intentional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurrz Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Hmmm.......guess noone cares. It's alright. Everyone here is mostly biased towards Maraqua, it can't be helped :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane for Wax Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I didn't know that Austria wasn't in the WC. And what was the point of it being intentional? It's a joke about the FIFA World Cup... Germany beat Australia soundly. Anyways, SK. I'm disappointed but let's try to beat the people in the third tier, hm? We can do it, now that we know what we're going up against in the AC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteforpedro333 Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Okay, it is not a pleasant thing to check your computer at 10 pm and find out that not only were the scores put up, but the next team you're playing is Krawk Island...*grumble* I hate staying up this long, but just this once. Quick grats to Virtupets of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mireia Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 *Dances around* We recovered our natural standings position :laughingsmiley: (I've heard something about some newcomer on TY that are really great yooyuballers, but you didn't hear that from me ;)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler. Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 im pretty confident about today. A player from the German boards came on to the SKoreboard with a HUGE total Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ryan Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 And your sure he didn't post it on the German boards too? o.o Also, how big can it be if it's just one person? 3.5k is nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler. Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 im saying he came in with the German totals, which were quite large Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ryan Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Erm, and what were the Geman totals of your opponents? o.o That's why we don't add the international scores to our total. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler. Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 nor do we i dunno i don't check the German boards well it dun matter anymore, we won and now want our revenge on LD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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