Awesome_Paul Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 vivi who was atching the gameshow from teh cave "your wrong, pluto is no planet, pluto is a moon" and uses a remote control "darn why is this not working"
Meeptroid Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 Metroid laughed and slapped Vivi with a wet fish as comic releif.
Awesome_Paul Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 "leave ze cave or prepare to be zapped, to a medium rare metroid"
Meeptroid Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 "Oh, darn! My weakness! You'll never catch me, cave person!" Metroid squealed dumbly as he flew away.
Awesome_Paul Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 viv ran to the edge of the cave, "*gasp* the light, oh well thers always tomorrow"
Meeptroid Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 Metroid went back into the cave. "Hello? I think I left my videotape of Barney th- I mean, video tape full of action and educational violence."
Awesome_Paul Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 "what this tape" Vivi said as he picked up a purple tape, oh well not a tape anymore, as her turned it to ash
Meeptroid Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 Metroid burst into tears. "Now I'll never learn how to care and sha- I mean, use violence and destruction properly! WHAAAAAA!!!"
MOPGhost Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 "Here's a tape to teach you how to use violence and destruction properly."
Awesome_Paul Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 "metroid, why did this tape say Barny if its how to destroy, i did look at teh tape ya know "
MOPGhost Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 "Maybe it's Barney-The evil one! I love that one, it's a 24 hour episode!"
Meeptroid Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 MEtroid tackled Vivi and stole his stylish hat.
Awesome_Paul Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 "darn you, not my hat, thats what makes my outfit vivi" he said he as started to fire fire balls aeround the cave and summoned a thunderstorm to anything tha moves outside the cave "you have no escape"
Meeptroid Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 Metroid began tapdancing out of pure stupidity. Not noticing the thunder and fire balls, his dance steps somehow caused him to doge them.
Awesome_Paul Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 "you have till the count of 3, of i shall summon my 2 most powerful storms" Vivi said "1."
Meeptroid Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 "Vivi, that's not how you count!" shouted MEtroid. He then started chewing on Vivi's hat.
Awesome_Paul Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 "NOOO, thats is unacceptable, forget the count, allow me to show you one of the unavaoidable attack, you're familiar of space, then you show know this, METEOR" Vivi shouted, there was a spark the millions of meteors started to fall "and if you think tahst bad, just wait for the next, If you survive this"
Meeptroid Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 Metroid was beamed on the head by a meteor. "Dagnabbit!" shouted Metroid as he latched onto Vivi's head and began draining Vivi's energy to restore his health.
Awesome_Paul Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 "fine you survived that attack, and you regained your health by draining mine, but i can easily Heal" vivi said as he glowed green then back to normal "now for teh worst spell, you didn't give my hat back, or leave the cave, there is only one person to help. "Death come forth and rid my cave of Metroid" Vivi glowed black, and caused some black fog, out of nowhere Death apeared with his scythe and attacked metroid. Metroid appeared outside of the cave. Vivi picked his hat up and said "and don't come back"
Meeptroid Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 Metroid tackled Death and pinned him down. "Hiya, Grim! Let's go to my house!"
antiaircraft Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 AA dug a tunnel under Metroid's house and it collapsed.
Ruto Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 Morgan decided to jump on Metroid's head and shout, "RANDOM ATTACK TIME!!!"
Meeptroid Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 Metroid tore Morgan in half and threw her through a window at a nearby hospital.
antiaircraft Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 AA called for an ambulance and got Dr. Mario.
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