"I think we found the cause of global warming: Flaming idiots rolling around the north pole." anime said.

A family of polar bears were watching Metroid putting the flames in the snow.

 

Father Polar Bear: What's the ugly demented creature doing?

Mother Polar Bear: It's melting the snow!

Baby Polar Bear: NOOOOOO!!!

 

The family starts mauling Metroid.

Vivi swings into orbit and lands next to the Baby polar bear who seems hungry

 

He passes him a stick with some marshmellows and chestnuts, "you can roast these on my head" as he handed them to the polar bear

Baby Polar Bear: Thanks! *Roasts the marshmallows and chestnuts*

Mother Polar Bear: Awww. That's so sweet! *Gives Vivi ten million dollars*

Father Polar Bear: I got rid of that mistake of nature. I threw it in the water.

"i'm not fishing him out. I'm a fire type." anime said in defense.

Metroid was unconsious and floating around on the water. After a while, Metroid woke up. "Oh no.... this can't be... ugh.... I FORGOT TO CHANGE MY LIGHTBULB!"

"If you mean the one over your head for ideas, it's been out for a loooong time." anime said.

TotaKeiko liked the new pokemon thing. She saw Metroid floating on the water. "Hey look.....Metroid....MWAHAHAHAHHAHA!" TotaKeiko pulled Metroid out of the water with vine whip and slammed him against a polar bear.

"Uh oh. Bad aim Keiko." anime said as she got out of the way.

TotaKeiko dropped Metroid on the polar Bears and ran away. "Thats what I meant to do."

"oh. Great aim then!" anime said as she hid behind a snow drift where she could still see Metroid and the Polar Bears.

"Yay! I finally finished regener..."*blows up again*

Metroid slammed against a polar bear and was promptly attacked. "Gotta use... Hidden... Power..." he said as he gathered enough energy to cast it. The use of Hidden Power caused a stick of dynamite to fall in front of him out of nowhere. The polar bear ran away so only Metroid would blow up.

"Smart Polar bear." anime said to Keiko.

Leafia saw the dynamite and used protect.

The dynamite went off and blew up Metroid. Santa Clause saw the nearby explosion and crossed Metroid off his list.

"I finished reregenerating! And I have this bomb on my back that will detory the Earth if I explode!"

( i dont know what attacks i can use :( )

(go look on serebii.net)

 

TotaKeiko jumped for joy. "Again!

"I think I'm going to explode by..." *explodes*

((I pwn you, it's here))

"Yay! I finally finished doubling the depth of the Grand Canyon!"

SUddenly Zac flies overhead coming back for his extended vacation...

i cause it to rain on zac

Morgan somehow ended up at the north pole and shivers. "Aww, this stinks. With this weather, I could probably fre--" She froze into a lovely ice sculpture.