antiaircraft Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 AA managed to congratulate Luna while still being dragged away by the agents. "A little help here?"
Captain Awesome Pants Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 Mia barfed sewage waste all over the phony agents. "These aren't real agents," she declared," THey're some stupid custard tart stealing idiots who think that they are in Scooby Doo, so I'll humor them." Mia pulled off their fake mustaches. "ANd we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and that stupid dog!" "And we aren't in Scooby Doo and there is no dog. Just a person who used to be a bear."
The Original Luna Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 Luna said, "I was a Bear-serker." then everyone doesn't get her joke. "Berserkers were originally, Bear-serker's or humans imbued with a bear's strength and thus believed they were invincible. However, no-one is immune to the sewer Waste!" Luna congratulated the Sewer Waste. It bubbled in reply, releasing noxious fumes in the process.
Captain Awesome Pants Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 "I've heeard of those people. It was in a book I read." happily stated Mia. She was glad to have known something. "And I am immune to sewer waste, I am. Isn't that right?" Mia said as she pet the sewer waste affectionatly.
The Original Luna Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 The Sewer waste belched, and Luna climbed on top of AA's head.
Captain Awesome Pants Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 Mia whipped out her environmetally-friendly, disposable Kodak camera for a quick snapshot, "Say antidisestablimentariam (or however it is spelled)! That was picture perfect!" "Oh crud, was that too much like Meeptroids puns? Noooooooooo!!!!" wialed Mia at a high interval.
antiaircraft Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 AA snickered (with Luna still on his head). His chemically engineered sewage waste had worked perfectly. "Now let's have some custard tarts!"
Captain Awesome Pants Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 "Wait, Teddy. You mean I ate chemically enginerred sewage waste? Ewwww! It had nasties in it! Chemicals htat are bad for me! Eek!" Shouted Mia as she ran around in a little circle for so long that it eventually bore a hole into teh ground.
antiaircraft Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 AA tossed a vial of antidote to Mia, then started gorging himself on custard tarts while simultaneously passing plates of the tarts to everybody else.
Captain Awesome Pants Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 Mia eats her tarts. And then she eats some more. "Ya know, my double post that I ate didin't taste nearly as good as these custard tarts! In fact it didn't even slightly resemble it, unfortunately."
antiaircraft Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 "Who wants seconds?!" AA yelled, as he walked in carrying an ENORMOUS plate stacked full of custard tarts which he had stolen. "Get your free tarts here!"
Captain Awesome Pants Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 Just as Mia was shouting that she wanted more, she had a terrible coughing fit that could only be stopped by... well, who knows what. Coughing means breathing, so hopefully no CPR is needed. And then Mia was fine. "I have just been sick as of late and have not been able to get rid of this nasty coughing attack I have."
antiaircraft Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 AA started handing out the custard tarts, and he tossed Mia a cough syrup to help with her coughing.
The Original Luna Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 Luna, a bit freaked out by the belching sewer waste, But she did not eat a custard Pie. "No thanks. I'm a pie-i-tarian. I don't eat pies.... unless they're Meat Pies." Then she jumped off Luna's head. However, a reaction towards the smell of Sewer waste made Luna to shudder then do a backflip. "That stinks."
antiaircraft Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 AA watched in wonder as Luna defied the laws of physics and jumped off her own head ((XD)). Then he finished handing out the custard tarts, stuffed a few in his mouth, and wandered off to find Luna some meat pies.
The Original Luna Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 *meant your head* Luna suddenly wondered why it had gone darker as she wandered into the wood. "Maybe it's just more Evil coming closer." Then, she got a shock as AA and a big hairy thing that resembled a dog appeared nearby.
antiaircraft Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 "Darn, I thought I had managed to lose ALL the dogs." AA muttered as he ran towards Luna carrying a plate of meat pies. "Here are your meat pies! I had some trouble getting them here - apparently dogs like meat pies."
The Original Luna Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 "State the obvious." but, then the dog like thing came closer. It was not a Hellhound. "AAAAHH!"
antiaircraft Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 AA joined in with Luna, pulling out a laser cannon and repeatedly blasting the mysterious creature.
The Original Luna Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 The Mysterious creature stood on its hind legs and leapt at them. It landed heavily on top of AA. Luna saw something. She pulled the fur and it came off, revealing Dillon in a Fur Coat. "Why are you attacking us Dillon?" then she thought, "Maybe someone made Dillon think he was... what did you say you were Dillon?"
antiaircraft Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 AA absentmindedly wandered off, grabbing a meat pie or a custard tart here and there to eat.
The Original Luna Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 Luna decided to look for whoever had told Dillon to attack her and Aa. She appeared at Aa's hideout, hacked into the building and looked around for suspicious electrical surges and powercuts on the network.
Captain Awesome Pants Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 Mia laughed fiendishly. "They'll never know it was me! Muhahahaha! Oh, the sheer brillance of it! Those inferior beings. Idiots when they are brainwashed." She turned towards the big flashing monitors behind her. THey tuned into one channel and a large picture showed up covering every single monitor. "Master," mumbled a voice, "the invasion of the cursed meepit hide-out is ready. THe evil pastires are ready for attack." ((in neopets, I am known for my evil danishes nad assorted pastries.)) "Apparently Mia was not behind this... stay tuned for the next episode to find out who was!" "Oh shut up you narator, I told, I fired you." Mia shouted at him. "Buu-bu-but I'm not here because I want the job, I'm here because... oh it's too embarrassing. no, I can't say it. But I must! I'm here because... Lyke ONG!1111!!!11!!11 im lyke yur b1gg3st f4n!! -fangirl shrieks-" "Harold I told you, I will NOT go out with you. GO to the corner. Now." "Okay fine. But you will be mine I swear it!" shouted Harold the annoying fangirl/boy narrator "No, I won't. Corner, now." "Yes master" ((Wow, that was long o_O ))
antiaircraft Posted November 8, 2007 Posted November 8, 2007 "Order the evil pastries to open fire. And inform them that if they hesitate, I will deal with them - personally." the figure on the giant screen said to Mia. Then the image on the screen dissolved back into static. Several kilometers away, AA closed the communicator he had used to send the message and grabbed another custard tart to eat. His plan was going perfectly.
The Original Luna Posted November 8, 2007 Posted November 8, 2007 Luna tripped over one of AA's electrical wires- it pulled the plug out and it made the Lights go out.
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