HAMS

[Big Brother]

Yup. For those are moments worthy to stay in HAMS.

[jumpingbeans]

But all moments are worthy to stay in HAMS.

[Big Brother]

The fail moments aren't. HAMS needs to be a fail-free army.

 

 

[jumpingbeans]

Yes, but of course.

For example, remember the Meepit who tried to take over the bathroom without us? Failz.

[Big Brother]

Yeah, but he had the anti-Feepit freeze ray. And he won that siege remember?

[jumpingbeans]

Really? I thought he lost to an overflowing toilet.

Or perhaps you are thinking about the Meepit who tried to conquer the living room?

[Big Brother]

We already have the living room. But I'll never forget the snack table.

[jumpingbeans]

That was before my time. What happened then?

[Big Brother]

So, before you,t here was HOP. And we were always talking about the Snack Table, nomming toes. And we were always throwing people like Livvy and Ian. Such good memories.

[jumpingbeans]

Oh, I heard about the nomming toes, but I didn't know we threw people at the snack table!

[Big Brother]

Yup. It was the best memory ever. Oh and the other time where there was the biggest war in TDN History.

[jumpingbeans]

What was that? Co+army against HAMS=army?

Or was it something different?

[Big Brother]

Something different. There was an update I think, and therewas words at the top of the page saying 'You are not prepared'. Then CAV posted a topic asking why it was there, and all the staff posted saying the same things. And then there was a war. I remember that someone got reported for saying 'I am prepared.'. And then a staffer said he wasn't mind-controlled anymore and told us to go to a Rick Roll video. I twas crazy.

[jumpingbeans]

That is odd.

But, guess what?

I beat CAV!!!!!

[Big Brother]

I know. Now we've surpassed awesomeness, you just neeed to bypass 1000.

[jumpingbeans]

Yep. And while we're at it. We can get you 800, if you want.

Edit: We'll have too.

[Big Brother]

Yup. We can't stop, I don't want it to stop. We need to make an advantage over CAV so he won't catch up.

[jumpingbeans]

Yep. That was my plan.

I can't believe I beat 3 of the 4 HAMS leaders!

And the fourth one, I beat in post counts!

[Big Brother]

Yup. But we're sort of a team in HAMS posts, so you don't need to beat me.

[jumpingbeans]

Yeah. I'd never of been able to beat CAV without you, and neither would you.

[Big Brother]

Yup. We're a great team in posts. Posting frenzies FTW.

[jumpingbeans]

Yep.

I 'm going to go check today's top 20 posters. Be right back.

Edit: Me at 182. You at 131. CAV at 53.

[Big Brother]

Awesome! I've never been in top 20 before. Or atleast top 10 and 3.

 

Hey, we could keep this up every day and become FMS!

[jumpingbeans]

Yeah!

And then whatever they're planning on coming next (10000 posts)

We could be millionaires!

[Big Brother]

Don't get to excited. That could take months, even years.