-Ryan Posted December 30, 2009 Author Posted December 30, 2009 O NO U DIDEN! -Swims under you and stabs through the fish with a veryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery long sword- YOU JERK!
Tyler. Posted December 30, 2009 Posted December 30, 2009 *jumps to avoid it grabs it but then a dog comes by and takes it*
-Ryan Posted December 30, 2009 Author Posted December 30, 2009 -Watcges dog run away and snaps, causing it to burst into flames and die- I killed a mutant dog. Fear me. -Takes out firecracker sword that's spitting out blue sparks- FEAR ME! -Tries to stab you-
Tyler. Posted December 30, 2009 Posted December 30, 2009 *breaks out my Darigan Sword of Death and gets into an epic sword fight*
-Ryan Posted December 30, 2009 Author Posted December 30, 2009 -Parries a blow and comes down with a low swipe with the sparks flying upwards towards your legs-
Tyler. Posted December 30, 2009 Posted December 30, 2009 *falls back miraculously avoiding it* Phew *charges at you dealing SEVENTY FRIGGEN ICONS*
-Ryan Posted December 30, 2009 Author Posted December 30, 2009 -Uses logic to show you that it was never proved then tries to stab your chest with firecracker sword-
Tyler. Posted December 30, 2009 Posted December 30, 2009 *Head hurts from logic* I don't care how many icons it deals, but it's most likely tons *hits you again*
-Ryan Posted December 30, 2009 Author Posted December 30, 2009 -Blocks- IT WAS NEVER PROVEN! FEATHERALLEY NEVER SCREENIED IT OR EVEN TESTED IT! -Leaps, flips in the air, and comes down on top of you with sword-
Tyler. Posted December 30, 2009 Posted December 30, 2009 *jumps into a bottomless pit* come down here and fight me while falling down!
-Ryan Posted December 30, 2009 Author Posted December 30, 2009 Sure! -Jumps in and starts falling while attacking you with sword-
-Ryan Posted December 30, 2009 Author Posted December 30, 2009 -Drops sword after hand is hit- NO! LOOK WHAT YOU DID! -Uses jetpack to get closer and slices your leg with very sharp pencil-
Tyler. Posted December 30, 2009 Posted December 30, 2009 NOOOOOOOO DON'T REMIND ME OF SCHOOL WHEN I'M ON VACATION XD. *runs into fortress*
-Ryan Posted December 30, 2009 Author Posted December 30, 2009 A fortress falling in a bottomless pit?
Tyler. Posted December 30, 2009 Posted December 30, 2009 you said to be random x) *turns on fortresses engines and flies up then covers up the pit :evil:*
-Ryan Posted December 30, 2009 Author Posted December 30, 2009 True. -Uses new hypocrite powers to slice open bottomless pit and fly back up to mutant farm- How'd I even do that? o.o
-Ryan Posted December 30, 2009 Author Posted December 30, 2009 -Uses mind to grab Pluto and sends it crashing into what's left of that Star destroyer we were battling on earlier-
Tyler. Posted December 30, 2009 Posted December 30, 2009 WE'RE HERE AGAIN <_< *jumps off and sends that Star destroyer on a collision course with the illegal farm*
-Ryan Posted December 30, 2009 Author Posted December 30, 2009 -Puts up a mega sheild that deflects it but leaves me with no energy for 5 seconds-
Tyler. Posted December 30, 2009 Posted December 30, 2009 *uses this to my advantage by throwing a juppie juice grenade at you*
-Ryan Posted December 30, 2009 Author Posted December 30, 2009 -Can't dodge and is thrown backwards by the waves of Juppie juice- AHHH! -Rolls and crashes into the remaider of the barn- You're... gonna... -Recovers energy- FRICKEN PAY FOR THAT! -Get's out new chocolate sword and leaps at you-
Tyler. Posted December 30, 2009 Posted December 30, 2009 *is hit* NOOO! NOT CHOCOLATE! *puts a costume on you that makes you look like a certain Roxton Colchester Smith and then has annoying My Little Pony fangirls go after you*
-Ryan Posted December 30, 2009 Author Posted December 30, 2009 OH NO YOU DIDN'T! -Throws suit at one fan and then picks up the others with mind and slams them against the ground until they die- I never liked My little pony and the fans are even worse. You're welcome world. -Puts a twinkie suit on you then takes a picture of you with your exact location and puts it on a dieting website then watches as fat people roll towards you from all sides-
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