Ban the person above you!

[-Ryan]

Banned because i'm not human.

[jumpingbeans]

Banned for not being human.

[-Ryan]

Banned because i'm a squirrel.

[Seliphra]

Banned for being a rodent.

[-Ryan]

Banned because squirrels are not rodents. They are their own class of animal.

[antiaircraft]

Banned for excessive jolliness.

[jumpingbeans]

Banned because it's one week to Christmas and your banning people for being happy.

[-Ryan]

Banned because all I want for christmas is you.

[jumpingbeans]

Banned because you can have me. :)

[-Ryan]

Banned because I want a hippopatamus for christmas.

[jumpingbeans]

Banned because I want a koala for Christmas.

[-Ryan]

Banned because all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

[The Score in Blue]

Banned because you have a cute squirrel in your signature.

[-Ryan]

Banned because that cute squirrel is eating a peanut larger than it's head.

[The Score in Blue]

Banned because it's really hard to tell that it's a peanut.

[-Ryan]

Banned for having bad eyesight! ;p

[Seliphra]

Banned because Squirrels really are rodents. They are VERY closely related to gerbils, mice, rats, rabbits and....well...other rodents. They are classified as rodents.

[-Ryan]

Banned because as a squirrelolegist I SAY YOU IZ WRONG. CASE CLOSED.

 

Next!

[Seliphra]

Banned because:

Three distinct rodent types have been identified. These types are a result of difference in internal anatomy. They are primarily skeletal and are only identifiable through autopsy.

 

Sciumorpha rodents are known for a difference in shape of the infraorbital canal. In these rodents, the medial masseter muscle doesn't pass through the infraorbital canal. Chipmunks, marmots, woodchucks, squirrels, prairie dogs and gophers belong to this rodent type.

 

Myomorpha rodents are known for the formation of their jaws and molar teeth: the medial and lateral masseter muscles of these rodents are displaced forward. Myomorpha rodents are extremely adept at gnawing. There are over 1,000 rodents belonging to this type. Among them are common house mice, rats, gerbils, hamsters, lemmings and voles.

 

Hystricomorpha rodents are named for the arrangement of the masseter muscle of the jaw and the zygomatic arch of the skull. In these rodents, the master medialis is enlarged. Some rodents belonging to this type include the porcupine, capybara, agouti, guinea pig and chinchilla.

[-Ryan]

That is outdated.

 

Squirrels, as of 2010, December 22nd, have been classified as their own species, known as the Epicsaur. Epicsaurs are identified by bushy tails, and the ability to learn how to be a ninja. They tend to have soft fur and sharp claws, with which they can kick yo' a- I mean PWN you. The word "Epicsaur" is derived from the latin word meaning "AMAZINGNESS".

 

You are banned for posting false information.

 

 

[Seliphra]

Banned because you know I'm right and you just can't handle it <_<

And for being a sore loser.

[-Ryan]

Banned because I make the rules concerning squirrels.

[Seliphra]

Banned because O.o really?!

[-Ryan]

Banned because, yes.

 

I have many awards for my research on squirrels.

[Seliphra]

Banned because you're too young for research