Ban the person above you!

[jumpingbeans]

Banned for not saying the word 'banned'.

[antiaircraft]

Banned for not using your banhammer.

[jumpingbeans]

Banned for having a banhammer!

[antiaircraft]

Banned with the aforementioned banhammer.

[jumpingbeans]

Banned for hitting me!

[antiaircraft]

Banned for failing to defend yourself.

[jumpingbeans]

Banned for being mean!

[antiaircraft]

Banned because I'm not in the mood to calculate averages.

[jumpingbeans]

Banned for not being in the mood to calculate averages.

[antiaircraft]

Banned for supporting the orange conspiracy.

[jumpingbeans]

Banned for saying I support the Orange theory.

[antiaircraft]

Banned because I said you supported the orange conspiracy.

[jumpingbeans]

Banned for thinking I like the orange spirits.

[antiaircraft]

Banned for conspiring with the oranges!

[jumpingbeans]

Banned for thinking I correspond with the oranges.

[antiaircraft]

Banned for not joining me in the battle to destroy the oranges.

[jumpingbeans]

Banned for not playing Protect Orange.

[antiaircraft]

Banned for supporting the despicable oranges!

[jumpingbeans]

Banned because it's obviously Despicable Me.

[antiaircraft]

Banned for making a reference to a movie I haven't watched.

[jumpingbeans]

Banned for not having watched one of the funniest movies ever!

[antiaircraft]

Banned for not buying it for me.

[jumpingbeans]

Banned for thinking I'd buy you Despicable Me.

[antiaircraft]

Banned for accusing me of thinking. I do no such thing.

[CAV of Gang Green]

Banned cause by typing, you are thinking, thus contradicting yourself.