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Livvy gets along with everyone but 2 people. Her brain...and me.

 

Here's what my brain does:

Me: Gah, I still have so much homework to do!

Brain: But you need sleep! You'll never get anything done if I'm exhausted!

Me: Yeah, but I'll feel so terrible if I don't finish this...

Brain: Sleep. You can finish this in the morning.

Me: Psh, you don't function in the morning.

Brain: Yea... no I don't. Um... fine. But only for another hour.

Me: Two.

Brain: 1.5, and then I'm shutting down!

Me: Fine. *pouts*

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From 'Last to post wins!':

 

Revenge revoking was never here, and it still isn't. You can't reject what is history.

 

but Jhon, you live in America...

 

Shut up!

You don't know what may have been here.

 

History is written by the victor.

Victor's my brother. :/

Then he wrote history! Ask him if he can add me in and say I was the evil ruler of the planet for 50 years before my apprentice Darth Malak took over and I became a good squirrel. :O

 

Us TDNers should get together and write a history book. xD

 

Edit:

 

The only time we're allowed on the internet is for research, but it looks like I won't be in too much trouble if caught chatting on TDN. :O

Quick! Ryan! What topic(s) do you need to research? We can pull down a few Wikipedia pages and start up some debate threads so you have a legitimate excuse justification for your presence on TDN! :P

Let's say he was looking up this. And this. And this.

 

And this.

And this.

And this.

And this.

And this.

 

Too many links?

Right! :D

 

So now all we need to do is create a debate thread that manages to pull together black mambas, the Hadean Eon, Donkey Kong, Kirby, Pandas, The Phantom of the Opera, Redtail Sharks, and Passenger Pigeons. Then we're good to go!

Simple. The Black Mamba, the fastest and most deadly snake on earth, is an animal of least concern. However, the Great Panda is an endangered species. Even worse, the only Redtail Sharks in existance are in captivity. Even WORSE, the Passenger Pigeons are extinct. Kirby is like the Redtail Shark, very rare, for there is only one Kirby. And Kirby was created by Masahiro Sakurai, famous for helping create Kirby and the Super Smash Bros series. And Donkey Kong has starred in all of the Smash Bros games. Donkey Kong was created shortly after the dawn of video games. Just like how the Hadean Eon was around the dawn of the earth. About 3.8 billion years after the Hadean Eon ended, Gaston Leroux wrote The Phantom of the Opera, which became a famous film and play.

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Oh, look! I found a classic TDN war! This is how you do it, youngsters!

 

Ruto:

Okay then...um...

 

I delcare a jelly bean war against you. o_O

 

 

Levy:

Jellybeans! I like the Starburst kind, but I'm not picky!

 

 

m3l3ana:

Ohhh... I like the white ones :yes: Although Jelly Bellies are my favourties!!! *throws white jelly beans*

 

 

Ruto:

:whofarted: *loads up orange beans & shoots them out of a water gun*

 

 

Hangman:

*fills bazooka with jellybeans, then runs ramp id*

Wahahahahaha!

*fires randomly*

 

 

Ruto:

*dodges bean bullets & hides behind a random trashcan* Haha, now taste the fury of APPLE WRATH!!! *fires*

 

 

Hangman:

Agh! No! I'm allergic to any fruit that starts with an A! *throws bazooka in the air and runs*

 

 

Ruto:

>=D *stands triumphantly on top of trash can* You never had a chance, Revenge! Victory is mine! :evil:

 

((...blah blah blah, something about indecency in China blah... Back to the war!))

 

m3l3ana:

Right well that made it all a bit easier. Thanks Lev!!!

 

*throws watermelon jellybeans at Revenge*

 

 

Hangman:

*invents super gigantic jelly bean bomb*

 

 

*unleashes on everyone*

 

Kaboom!

 

 

Ruto:

*hides under big glowing dome* :evil: Try to penetrate this baby!

 

 

Hangman:

*digs underneath the dome*

*pops up next to Morgan*

Why's it glowing?

 

 

m3l3ana:

^^^ :O I think my mind is in the gutter, cause that sounded wrong when I read it!!

 

Back to the jellybean war!!! *pulls out cannon and shoots out jellybean covered pies*

 

 

~*MidnightMoonFiretail*~:

Yipppeee Kay aye ye! Time to get going and eat some pork!

 

 

Ruto:

Eating pork? Why? We're throwing jelly beans at each other! =D

 

It glows because that's how--wait! You can't be here! *ejects Revenge from dome*

 

 

~*MidnightMoonFiretail*~

There's pork in the jellies your throwing at each other-just so I thought I'd let you know.

 

 

Ruto:

*digs piggies out* :O Pigs don't belong in fruit-flavored candy! Illogical! *explodes*

 

 

m3l3ana:

Pork in my jelly beans??? No, no, no. I hate pork. But I like bacon *licks lips* yum!

 

 

Hangman:

Does that make any sense? They're both pig.

 

((It trails off from there...))

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Discussing the new features of the forums.

It's like we had vista and we got windows 7. It's got it's advantages but it's still annoying.

Actually this is more like having Windows XP and now getting Vista. It annoys me. I hope we get the metaphorical 7 soon...

I wonder what the metaphorical Mac would be like :eh:

:P Probably sleek and smooth and altogether confusing for people unused to it.

 

Which in this case, would be all of us.

*rubs smooth internet*

 

Niiiiiiiice. ^______^

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One of the more amusing typos to be found on the forums (during a discussion of birthmarks):

I have 1 bookmark on my heel and another on my scalp.

 

I don't see a problem with birthmarks.

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In the HOP, on the topic of stalkers.

 

Yeah, remember if that anybody's stalking you, you can pretty much assume they're not in the right mind.

 

No offense Ryan :P

 

 

Eh, I know i'm not in my right mind. I'm using my left mind instead. /shot'd

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The guests are our future members. RIGHT??? :whistle: They're just making sure we're completely awesome, before they sign up. They'll be joining us shortly. :yes:

Of course, Spritzie. That's exactly what they're doing. *shields view of guests fleeing in terror*

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In the HOP, we were discussing homework. Me and Divya don't get homework until next week. And this happened:

 

Heh heh heh...everybody is discussing there homework and I have not until next week! :P

 

 

Same here. But I can't think of a good topic.

 

And for the love of Mercury everyone, please don't make a food topic.

 

 

So I had this amazing cheeseburger today...:P

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V commenting about the new meepit smiley:

 

 

And, another random moment over from the hoster...

 

Link: I thought Grant was the merman! DX

~Fy♥: XDDDD

~Fy♥: You silly werefish

 

And yet ANOTHER quote, from the big dog, Ian:

 

Ian: Oh hai, I'm just at TDN, pwning the competition...

 

V again, a comment while the boards were down:

 

Xepha: Oh, so meepits haven't taken over...

I was wondering, knowing that Co has an army of minions and that he is working on stealing all the Cheese from the forums... @_@

Me: Hmm... this would be a good time to pillage...

 

An excerpt from Niku's Nilight Story:

 

my adoptive mom, Brain. She had glasses on her face. Like, those Wierd '70s ones. She waved to me, saying "Niku!!! NIKU!!! GET OVER HERE!"

 

More CAVe like randomness :O:

 

 

*chair hits me* Ow! That's it. Chair spinning fight to the death!!!

 

*gets in chair and fights Co*

 

RIG, back when comenting on the Kool-Aid guy:

 

Thanks for the information guys! xD

 

I'm pretty sure we don't have the Kool-Aid man here in Malaysia. :yes:

 

Livvy's evil side:

 

We're in the safety of our lair board. We're allowed to admit our super powers spiffiness. ;)

 

w00t! More quotes from the hoster:

 

~Fy♥: Having fun, Co?

Link: back *brings food to computer* =3

Co: Nah, this is not good material!

Link: My leg hurts. :C

Link: I blame seniors.

~Fy♥: Aww, I'm sorry

~Fy♥: Silly seniors

~Fy♥: ...WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, CO?! *sob*

Link: 8D

Link: quack

~Fy♥: Moo

~Fy♥: A duck says moo

~Fy♥: Hi, I'm an Eevee

~Fy♥: I have an insane identity crisis

~Fy♥: There are like, 7 different forms of me

~Fy♥: And people love them all

~Fy♥: Oh, woe is me, the Eevee!

~Fy♥: *end scene*

Co: Nah

Co: Not good enough

Link: Huh?

~Fy♥: Pikachu didn't even know it was an evolved Pokemon until Johto

~Fy♥: This is why Johto pwns D:

~Fy♥: ...huh? DX

~Fy♥: Wait what?

Co: Link... have you been paying attention?

~Fy♥: UGUU

~Fy♥: Werefish have a short attention span

Link: Yes? No? I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM.

~Fy♥: ...Maybe I'm a werefish too O.O

Link: ^ that was oddly timed. XD

~Fy♥: ...Thanks for the valuable info

~Fy♥: WAIT

~Fy♥: MY DOG /DID/ EAT FLESH-EATING BACTERIA?!

~Fy♥: Wait, false alarm >.>

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V commenting about the new meepit smiley:

 

More CAVe like randomness :O:

 

Those are a different kind of meepit. Tyler has the normal ones.

 

And I'm not THAT random. I just have my moments. Ryan and Trinston are always random.

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This remark was made in reference to my avatar:

I honestly cannot take anything you say seriously because I imagine you dancing like your icon while saying it. :*

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Quoted for the absolute truth.

 

Why can't we settle our differences without war?

 

 

Because nobody knows that peace and non violence are the way to settle conflicts, not extreme bloodshed

 

I didn't know this side of Tyler.

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  • 2 weeks later...

CAV on the Faerie's Ruin Plot.

 

*yawn*

 

It's just Faeries. And I've never liked them. Not going to bother with this.

 

Anyway, I'm off to do my dailies.

 

*clicks on The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity*

 

OH NO!

 

This area is not available, because all the Faeries of Neopia have been turned to stone!

Perhaps there's some way you can help solve this mystery?

 

:mellow:

 

 

 

 

:grrr:

 

WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!?!?!? I BET IT WAS ELIV THADE!!!!!!!!!! That's it! I'm on the case!

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Now that's motivation! xD

 

V and I discussing homework:

(09:57:13) Xepha: I just have to adjust myself I guess

(09:57:51) Me: I know I'd never be able to handle that xD

(09:58:01) Me: I'm the kind of guy that does everything in the last week of the semester

(09:58:13) Xepha: lol

(09:58:29) Xepha: or one week after the end of semester

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So you don't do anything then? I believe you are wrong.

 

 

I believe you are wrong in believing I am wrong.

 

 

I believe you are wrong in believing I am wrong in believing you are.

 

 

I believe you are wrong in believing I am wrong in believing you are wrong in believing I am wrong.

 

 

I believe you are wrong in believing I am wrong in believing you are wrong in believing I am wrong in believing you are wrong. WORD.

 

 

I believe that we should stop posting 'I believe Blah Blah Blah...'

This is my first quote here. Anybody like?

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