Ruto Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Oh, that would be something new. Quoting something from this thread. xD [21:51] Cameron: If I did breakdancing I might actually break something[21:51] Ruto: xDxD [21:51] Ruto: Let's both dance like crap. [21:51] Ruto: That way we don't look stupid... [21:51] Cameron: :-O [21:51] Cameron: We shall call it.. [21:52] Cameron: Modance :-O [21:52] Cameron: Mod+dance [21:52] Cameron: perfect :-O [21:52] Ruto: Modance! *modances* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 *laughs as Morgan modances* Reminds me of the discombo... Which is a mixture of the Disco and the Tango XD Morgna wuz here.Morgna. Not Morgan. The below is thanks to Will, Revenge, and FTX: Oh noes!She's eaten my toes! Now I have toeless woes! It hurts much more than she knows! I'm running out of idea-os! CHEERIOS! [pants solo] Laura Eats Toes Does Not Pick Her Noes Well Do You Suppose That Maybe Owes A Debt To The Moes For 800 of Those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xepha Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 YAY QUOTES FROM TONIGHT !!! 22:38:05 ' Xepha ': cookiesssss 22:43:27 Cameron: Yes..cookies.. 22:43:32 Cameron: *gives more* 22:43:35 Cameron: More..more 22:43:53 ' Xepha ': MOAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Yeah, I'm horrible at guessing. I might as well be wrong, I don't think bears can text anyways. And our wonderful conversation on finger talents. I'm actually pretty split. I mean with my left hand, I can pop my thumb, like my dad (but he can do it with both hands), but I can't do it with my right hand. My right hand index finger also bends back further than the one on my left hand, since my mom can bend back her index finger unusually far (and like before, she can do it with both hands). So hand-wise, I'm a freak :happystrange: :D I can do both those with both hands. I can also bend the first joints of some fingers alone, as opposed to having to bend both joints. My hands are sadly lacking in talent. *looks at hands sadly* Ummm.. let's see on my right hand... my ring finger... I can pop it so that the first joint is the only bent one and the rest of my figer is straight. It's hard to explain but not many people can do it as severly as me. :/ And my toungue is extremely long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 A few things from the Wrong Answer Game topic: Fluffy Minion #12: Why are Haikus called Haikus?Livvy: Because Lowkus take longer to write. Myles: Are you going to eat today?Livvy: No, yesterday sounds yummier. I think I'll eat that instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Ooh, I got quoted. ^_^ I don't even know. I just found this. o_O How dare you try to make me a zombie! *takes pills anyway* Mmmmm... chicken-flavor... Wha- what's this? MRrraaaaaa brrraaaiiiinnnnssss...... maddeee offff jeelllloooo.... *pills wear off* Aw man. And how could say soemthing like that? The cookie does too love me. I can feel him loving me from inside my stomach right now. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Here's a bit of a random, somewhat long, and (at least in my opinion :P ) highly amusing conversation between staff members: amitybelle:OH THE NZ POLICE. According to them, I get drunk every weekend, smash things and arrange wild parties. I wasn't aware I did that. Yay for stereotyping! Xepha: Now you make me wonder if you have done anything bad :O Ruto: I say we perform a professional investigation. :O Xepha: Alright, inspector Morgan! Ruto: Right then. I have found that there is a criminal among us. ATTACK V. Xepha: :O that's not fair!! *hides* Ruto: Life's not fair. So people say. I just throw noodles in their face when they say that. Random Invisible Guy: YAY NOODLES! *attacks Morgan* GIMME NOODLES! Ruto: *imprisons Theo* DON'T ATTACK ME. *throws noodles in your face* HBK: *saves Theo* *pulls out SoS and hands it to Theo* ATTACK! :P Ruto: *eats SoS* HBK: You'll die of darkness, then. o_O Ruto: I am darkness. b) No, wait...just pudding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 *snickers but can't laugh because Soblo would be angry with her* Hitomi: Hey look, it's a strawberry! With legs!!Me: No, really mom, it walked right off the plate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesome_Paul Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Me and V had a very strange conversation one night. I couldn't remember having it but the nex morning she told me about it. All I remember was it was when I got home from our work christmas party / deputy manager leaving due (In january) Sadly I don't have any quotes (they're on my old computer), but Im sure V still has them :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 We were talking about customs --> how perceptions of customs might change if we all went to another place --> getting to meet each other and how awesome it would be --> meeting at Ian's house in Ohio where he would greet us with candy, singing techno songs --> Laura eating (but not frying) Ian's toes --> difficulties of singing techno songs while screaming from pain --> wearing text colors and cow costumes to be identified easily. Yea, something like that. For the full conversation, go here! :D 'twas amusing indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Yay! The quotes are back! Okay, my turn: Fruit Zombies. b) It took place mostly in my house, although it was not accurate, as it was much larger and my bed was made out of a tree stump & such. My best friend was there, we were fighting off zombies. He had a 9mm pistol and a wrench, while I had some sort of rifle and an mp3 player. The zombies finally stopped coming, so I went downstairs and found my mom cutting fruit. Her hand and part of her arm were made out of cantaloupe, she was cutting some of it off. She was becoming a fruit zombie. I gave her a final hug before she became a fruit zombie. That's where my dream ended, the end half at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Well, I've recently had an even funnier dream after that, but I'm not posting it here, It's a little bit inappropriate (if you want to know, ask me) and I'll never forgive my brother from waking me up from it. Trying to get this, it's a little hard to put together, but here I go. Laura: ..... I haz ice crem :D Me: What is ice crem? and What is crem anyway? Laura: Oh, shut up. Ice crem happens to be ice cream's evil cousin twice removed. Me: OK then, What flavor? I might want some.... Laura: Vanilla Beans (wif real bean specks :DD) I only has a little left though.... Me: Ok, then I won't take any. I'll just make some out of nitroglycerin and thermite... Laura: ...have fun with that. I'll be at your funeral. Me: I didn't say it was for me..... Laura: ...I did. That's where the nitroglycerin & thermite vanilla bean Ice cream inside joke came from :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Here's Cameron recounting his experiences on the front lines of counter-mosquito warfare. (05:26:52 PM) Theo: you've been to Malaysia?(05:26:59 PM) Cameron: Yeah (05:27:02 PM) Theo: how'd you survive the mosquitoes? (05:27:12 PM) Cameron: There were almost as many in Singaproe :P (05:27:13 PM) Cameron: *Singapore (05:27:30 PM) Theo: ah (05:27:36 PM) Cameron: I had my kick-mozzy-ass moves. (05:28:20 PM) Cameron: I think I told you about that time I entered a lift on the first floor with 6 mosquitos, and came out the only one alive 6 stories later. (05:28:23 PM) Cameron: That was awesome. (05:28:36 PM) Cameron: I seriously needed to wash my hands after that XDD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Awesome Pants Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Well, I've recently had an even funnier dream after that, but I'm not posting it here, It's a little bit inappropriate (if you want to know, ask me) and I'll never forgive my brother from waking me up from it. Trying to get this, it's a little hard to put together, but here I go. Laura: ..... I haz ice crem :D Me: What is ice crem? and What is crem anyway? Laura: Oh, shut up. Ice crem happens to be ice cream's evil cousin twice removed. Me: OK then, What flavor? I might want some.... Laura: Vanilla Beans (wif real bean specks :DD) I only has a little left though.... Me: Ok, then I won't take any. I'll just make some out of nitroglycerin and thermite... Laura: ...have fun with that. I'll be at your funeral. Me: I didn't say it was for me..... Laura: ...I did. That's where the nitroglycerin & thermite vanilla bean Ice cream inside joke came from :) That's where it's from? Lovely. I figured I'd get quoted or mentioned in here somewhere. It was simply inevitable. I AM, after all, the essence of insanity. Hey hey hey... guysssssssss... Can I quote mahself? :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Yes, Laura, you can quote yourself. :yes: I have. No one's bitten my head off so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Awesome Pants Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 *goes off to search for a self-quote* Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long. :P EDITY TIME: I'm really tired, and I kind of want soup right now. Then sleep and eat soup. Preferably not at the same time. THE SOUP WILL FOREVER HAUNT THIS BOARD! :O What's Swing Vote about? I've heard of it, but I don't actually know anything about it. I second Laura's question: What's Swing Vote about? Good idea. I third Laura's questi- Oh wait.... Ahhh, I suh funni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Time for more quotes from Laura and Livvy! Our topic today is... Muffins. And cookies. CHANGING THE SUBJECT TIME! :OMuffins. Muffins? Muffins? No, muffins are nothing!Weremuffins. b) MUFFINS ARE EVERYTHING! :O HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!*turns to pet muffin* She didn't mean what she said, noooo, you ARE the best.... Oh... :* SORRY MUFFIN!! *offers cookie*(Wait... wouldn't that be like eating your cousin... twice removed...? :O) Not if it's like a dog treat for muffins. Like you know... it TASTES like a cookie, and LOOKS like a cookie, but it really is just some sugar enriched snack. :) Oh... okay! *offers cookie-looking and cookie-tasting non-cookie* Better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Awesome Pants Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Oh livvy, we have the weirdest conversations.... XD Muffins. There would be no Laura without them. And wouldn't that be a sad loss to TDN society? Yes, it would be a HORRIBLY sad loss to the TDN society. Without Laura, how would my life go on? :O It wouldn't XD I think we take Laura for granted. We need to appreciate her more. ;) Because my life couldn't go on if my life wasn't going on. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Okay, this is going to be REALLY REALLY long, so I'm only going to do the first half-ish right now. I'll edit the rest in later. The scary thing is... this is nowhere near finished. Revenge: *has a muffin in his belly* The doctors said it's a boy! Livvy: ... That's concerning, Revenge. Laura: AUGH! This is what happens when I sleep! CURSES YOU INFERNAL SLEEPING! Why is that it seems that many of conversations in the HOP revolve around some sort of food. Like immortal zompire weremuffins. Or danishes. tongue.gif Livvy: Our zompire weremuffins will defeat your danishes, Laura! We've got... Um, how many have we baked, Will? Will: Erm...yeah about that.... I was hungry :* Laura: My danishes occupy all of the Darigan Citadel (holy snickerdoodles, I rememberd that from three years ago. =O) So there's plenty of them. WILL! ... Did you save me any? =O Livvy: YOU ATE THEM?!? RAWR!! *throws last remaining weremuffin at Will* Will: *catches last weremuffin* Oooh, great, I needed a snack tongue.gif *NOM NOM NOM* Oh wait. *looks at half-eaten weremuffin*. Er, Laura, I saved this for you... Revenge: My stash of cinnamon rolls encompases the entire world! Muahahaha! Livvy: *whimpers* You NOMmed it! *cries* *runs off to buy more weremuffin mix* Laura: *noms on half eaten zompire weremuffin* Mmmm, half-eaten flavored. My favorite. With just a hint of undead immortalness. =] Revenge: *blocks way to weremuffin mix store with a giant lazy armadillo* Haha! Will: I'm sorry Livvy, I'll be sure to grab some of Laura's danishes next time when I'm hungry. And Revenge's cinnamon rolls don't look too bad either tongue.gif We'll need to get to the mix though to make more weremuffins...*brings in armadillo-b-gone* Hold on, it'll only take a second... Revenge: Yes, eat the cinnamon rolls... for they are innocently baked and contain no mind control devices whatsoever.... :shiftyeyes_anim: Will: *looks at cinnamon roll in hand* Y'know, I think I lost my appetite... Laura: *picks up a cinnamon roll* Hmm what's thi- HEY FROSTING! EXCITEMENT! Livvy: Anything baked by Revenge can NOT be innocent. Good idea, Will. Yes, eat her danishes! -evil- FROSTING?? That's like... ICING! ACK! *hides* No icing... Revenge: Yes, the icing! It's her kryptonite! Quick, bombard her with icing, it will weaken the weremuffins! *cinnamon rolls start attacking* Laura: But this frosting is warm and gooey and delectable and.... *licks it* MIND-CONTROLLING.... Mrrrrraarrrrr..... brrraaaainnnnssss... Wait a darn minute, cinnamon rolls don't do that to me... REVENGE! Did you put the zombifying pills in your frosting? =O Livvy: *curls up under snack table and tries to hide from icing* noooo.... *gets icing on hand* *licks it* *looks up* Mmm... icing! -evil- Hahahahahaha, you shouldn't have done that, Revenge... Revenge: I simply baked all the cinnamon rolls in the very same factory used for DOOM's welcoming cookies, with my own ingredients, why? :devil: Laura: *hands livvy a crumb and paper salad* There you go dear. I made is specially for you and your toetarian needs. *noms on toes* Livvy: *scarfs down crumb and paper salad* *gathers icing from cinnamon buns* You should know to NEVER EVER get me in an icing fight. -evil- *attacks with icing* Will: Livvy! I made some more zompire weremuffins! Phearsome, aren't they? Laura: Those, Will my dear, are cupcakes. Zompire Werecakes. They are easily nommed by me. *begins nommiing* Livvy: Very phearsome. Very! Except that they're werecakes. =\ Will: No, they're muffins!!! That just look kinda like cupcakes. Livvy: They're cupcakes, Will. These are zompire weremuffins: Will: Hm, must have gotten the wrong kind of mix then. *sigh* I knew I shouldn't have bought the store brand. AND THEN LOTS OF STUFF IN BETWEEN Will: How hard would it be to fill up the hard drive? Laura: Easy if we use my Danish Army. DANISHES! ATTACCCCCKKKKK!!! Livvy: NO!!! Weremuffins, STOP THEM! Laura, we want the hard drive to stay up, silly! Laura: DANISHES PULL BACK! PULL BACK! Ahh, sorry about that. I'll be poofing to straighten bits of hair. I promise it'll only a few seconds at a time. I can't afford much more! XD Livvy: We'll miss you during your poofs, Laura! Where'd Will go? It's been... *counts* 11 posts since he last posted. Laura: I ate him. Sorry. I was really hungry since there are no more eligible toes. :/ Livvy: YOU ATE WILL???? COUGH HIM UP, NOW!!! Will: o_O I was eaten? Jeez, why doesn't anyone ever tell me things like that? Revenge: He's already been coughed up. Poor him, he must be wet. Livvy: WILL!! YOU LIVE!! Yay! ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xepha Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Here's one from today :P ' Xepha ': poke me when your homework is done TJ: no no TJ: i'm just gathering sources and stuff TJ: i can multitask ' Xepha ': that's shocking :O ' Xepha ': guys can't multitask TJ: TJ's can ' Xepha ': their brain explode ' Xepha ': so you're saying you're a girl ;o TJ: no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruto Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 [22:02] Cameron: Oh, I had an awesome dream :-O[22:02] Ruto: Ooh! [22:03] Cameron: You and I were at that disco :-O [22:03] Cameron: It was awesome ;D [22:03] Ruto: WTF xDxDxD The illness and all the modancing has gone to his head. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Awesome Pants Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Oh, I definitely need to qupte the time when I changed my name... if I can find it... Falling asleep on a textbook.... ouch. I fell asleep on top of a binder once. It was open.... ...And purple! :bonjeur: *gasp* Purple? Purple indeed! However did you survive the open purple binder? Oh, the horror! *stage swoon* I really am not quite sure! :O I've been contemplating changing my name when I'm an adult. But I have a predicament. I can't decide between Ferdinand and Jorge! Oh the choices! :O Hm... you seem like a Jorge to me. Not so much a Ferdinand. Ferdinand makes you sound stuff and ruler-y. :yes: Makes me sound stuff and ruler-y? Oh my! :O How horrible to be stuff and ruler-y. Oh. XP Suffy. No, wait, stufy. No, ergh. =_= *bangs head on keyboard* gffth STUFFY! (My stomach hurts from laughing... and it's not even that funny XD ) See I thought you meant to say 'stiff' XD Hmmm, same thing. How do you know I didn't REALLY mean to say stuff? Maybe it does make you sound stuff. :shiftyeyes_anim: *gasp* YOU'RE RIGHT! :O I tried changing my name to Ferdinand, and everyone looked at me like I was stuff! :O OH NO! STUFF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Now I need an awesome amazingly spiffy and quotable FM post! *thinks* ... Oh well, it's my first FM post anyway! WOOT!! *happy dance* :D I HAZ A STAR!! A day that I lost the race. So close too. I was only 300 posts behind her :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruto Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Yeah, um...I just don't even know about this one: WE SUMMONED HER!! Yay! *does victory dance* Um... why'd we summon her again? Did you summon me? Or...did I summon the entire HOP to myself? :O *gasp* Morgan summoned the great HOP board to herself?!? I'm sorry Livvy, but your FM waves aren't gonna stand a chance. No. We definitely summoned her. :P Stop saying silly things Will. But what if Morgan really wasn't summoned by you? What if it was on her own volition? (ha! I love that word. Volition :P) :angry: We summoned her. Morgan, the world wants to know, were you summoned, or did you summon all of us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macabre Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Human - The Killers "Are we human, or are we dancers...?" No we are..... COOKIES. :O This made me laugh. Really hard. And I'm not even sure why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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