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Mike.

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Well, I'll explain TJ and mine just because I am bored. :P

 

There is this thing called extraneous roots, and when you divide by a variable (a, b, or x) you lose one of the answers. You kinda need to be at a high school math level to really understand it though.

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x_x He hasn't even begun explaining it and I'm already confused.

 

I cracked up at your Miley signature, Mikey. xD

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Uh, Mikey - you can't explain the whole thing with extraneous roots. :P

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In regards to the first equation posted, surely the fact that when you factorize x^2-1 on the left of the equation, but don't on the right side of the equation is also a flaw? In such equations, you must do whatever action to both sides of the equation otherwise the results are not valid.

 

*shrugs* Of course, my limited high school maths knowledge reckons one cannot factorize the x-1 in the right of the equation, so then they factorization should not be allowed to occur at all.

 

But, whatever. 1 cannot equal 0. Just ask a computer.

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Because factorization is just rearranging the variables/constants and not actually changing the overall value, you're allowed to do it on only one side. :yes: But it's already been explained why the method is invalid anyway. XD

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No problem. :)

 

Now if only I could remember the equation that proved that girls = evil...

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You don't need a mathematical equation to prove that - there's experimental evidence. :P

 

Now for another one:

 

It is well known that girls need time and money. Therefore, we say that

girls = time X money

 

It is also a well known fact that time is money, so

time = money

 

We substitute this into the original equation to obtain

girls = money X money

girls = (money)^2

 

Also, it has been proven that money is the root of all evil. So we substitute

money = (evil)^0.5

 

Note: the square root of a value can also be written as the value to the power of one half, as in the step above.

 

And thus we obtain

girls = ((evil)^0.5)^2

girls = evil

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Heh, that's the triganometry thingy.

 

And not all girls are evil. We're just...mischevious. Especially to guys who are vulnerable/guillable. :D

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Well the mathematical equation deals with girls in general, not necessarily specific ones. :P

 

*wonders if I can mathematically prove that DOOM cookies = irresistible*

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I wouldn't bet on it. DOOM cookies are pure evil and need to be destroyed. No equation can make them seem otherwise.

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Well since your mind has been corrupted to the point where your logic filters are completely dysfunctional, I won't argue with you on this board.

 

There was an equation like the "girls = evil" one, just for guys instead... I can't seem to remember it though. Aargh, mental block! *headdesk* Anybody know what it is?

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o_O Wow, I totally missed your question. I should pay more attention to posts...

 

And I was actually shown the 'girls = evil' equation by a friend of mine during maths class... I guess he disapproved of the teacher's calculations. :P

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Just a note - more effective would be: girls are the product of time and money. Product - geddit? Oh, never mind. :P

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It's not stereotyping, it's mathematically proven! J/K :P

 

But seriously, I wish I could remember the one for boys...

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