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If life gives you lemons


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... go breath in Life's face. :evil:

 

 

If life give you an ummagine...

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play Grand Theft Ummagine.

 

 

If life gives you a mutant...

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Scream "GO AWAY!" at it until it does.

 

If life gives you a train...

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Throw him back into the ocean & look for Patrick!

If life gives you a bag of grass clippings...

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Spread them over a deep, dark hole, and laugh as an unsuspecting passerby falls in.

 

If life gives you dail-up internet....

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...ugh, dial up...just pay for high-speed, and pay for it quick!

 

If life gives you brand new pretty red shoes...

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wear them and dance :)

 

If life gives you a broken pencil...

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...throw it away and buy a new one.

 

If life gives you a gold watch...

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Sell it ; you don't need a watch to stress you!

 

If life gives you a smile...

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fry it.

 

If life gives you a TJ...

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Spit it out of your mouth.

 

If life gives you water...

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eat it really fast :P

 

If life gives you a cool talisman...

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Wear sunglasses to make sure its shinyness won't hurt your eyes!

 

If life gives you a bouncy kitty...

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...put the kitty on a trampoline.

 

If life gives you psychic powers...

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...take a picture of him and sell it for a million dollars.

 

If life gives you spelling mistakes...

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Say that you don't care because you are a French speaker XD

 

If life gives you a kinder surprise...

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