Loc Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Chop Chow Chew Crew Trew Tree Here is the link to where trew is a word http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/trew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishamaria Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Oh okay. I'll give the point to livelovelaughalot since it was the first correct post. The answer I had was: Chop, Shop, Sloe, Floe, Flee, Free and then Tree. The next one is pretty easy: A man walked into a restaurant and sat down. He started reading the menu out loud until the waiter came up to him and said, "You must be a corporal from the army." How did the waiter know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Rose Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Because he was still wearing his uniform when he went into the restraunt. Thanks for giving me the point as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loc Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 He was yelling it in a loud, clear, harsh voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liza2322 Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 He was yelling LOUD This post has been edited by a member of staff (TJ) because of a violation of the forum rules. Post less than 7 words. Please check your user inbox to see if you have been contacted regarding this incident, then review our rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishamaria Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 Yes. The man was still wearing his uniform when he walked into the restaurant. Livelovelaughalot got the point again. Next puzzle: Old Bob was a miserly man who never spent his money. His last will and testament stated that he wished to be cremated together with the proceeds of his estate. He did not wish to give his money to his relatives. When the will was read, the relatives stated that Bob was not sane when he made the will. The judge ruled that he was and Bob's wishes should be followed. The judge di however, find a way to comply with Bob's wishes and at the same time please the relatives. How was this done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlacker11 Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 When Bob was cremated they changed all of his money to coins and cremated him with the coins which didn't burn into ashes so the family could take the money after he was cremated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loc Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 He burned a check with all of his money written on it too himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishamaria Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 No nothing right yet. Keep guessing. Srry I wasnt online for so long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loc Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 The judge said the money would be shared equally between the relatives, but they all gave Bob a money order for the money taken. If they wern't cashed after after Bob's cremation, they could keep the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryuuk Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 This one sounds a lot like a joke I heard once. It was about this man who was married to this sweet young woman. The man loved nothing more than his money and he told his wife that when he died, he wanted to be buried with all his money on him. The woman followed his wishes but instead of burying him with all his money, she wrote him a CHECK for the amount that he had. So she got to keep all the money since she had put it all in her bank account when he died then wrote him a check for the amount that she had put into the bank. So her husband got the money, but was in a check form that would have been buried (or in this case, cremated) with the corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishamaria Posted February 7, 2008 Author Share Posted February 7, 2008 Doc Loc is correcct. Next puzzle: The distances on this departure board are fictitious. They bear a relationship in the names. What should replace the question mark? Australia 960 Madagascar 1152 Ireland 576 Cuba ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafdsfr Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I do believe the number in question is the number 384 (there you go, 7 or more words) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishamaria Posted February 25, 2008 Author Share Posted February 25, 2008 Nobody got it yet. Fatdsfr your close you just need to divde that number by something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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