antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 A professor beats a teacher because he ranks higher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOM Bringer Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 A headmaster/dean/principal beats a professor because he ranks even higher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 A student beats a headmaster because without the students the headmaster would be out of a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOM Bringer Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 School beats students because it contains them and crams their heads full of info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 A university student beats school because they've finished it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Graduation beats university because you never have to go back to university after it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOM Bringer Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 A university beats a university student for the same reason a school beats a student. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 A scientific institute beats a university because the people there tend to be smarter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loc Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Fire beats scientific institute, because it burns it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOM Bringer Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Water beats fire because it douses it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Author Share Posted December 1, 2007 A boat beats water because it can float on the surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 A ship beats a boat because it is bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Author Share Posted December 1, 2007 A torpedo beats a ship because it can sink the ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 A squid beats a torpedo because it can grab it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Author Share Posted December 1, 2007 A sperm whale beats a squid because sperm whales eat squid. A LOT of squid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 (Giant squid often kill sperm whales) A whaling boat beats a whale because it has humans on it and the whale does not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOM Bringer Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 A submarine can beats a whaling boat because it is bigger and underwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Author Share Posted December 1, 2007 (You can't prove the squid thing AA3) A leak beats a submarine for obvious reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 A shower beats a leak because it shoots out more water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Author Share Posted December 1, 2007 A fire hydrant beats a shower because it's more useful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 A fire beats a fire hydrant because the word is shorter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Author Share Posted December 1, 2007 An inferno beats a fire because it sounds cooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 An infernal inferno beats an inferno because it is two words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Author Share Posted December 1, 2007 Hot beats infernal inferno because of its simplicity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusher Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Cheese beats hot because you can eat it. (This is an awesome idea, whoever made this game.) ~Cameron~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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