antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Share Posted November 24, 2007 A teenager beats a mother because it can sneak things past the mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 A rock beats a teenager because it can fall on the teenager's head. (Back to the beginning!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOM Bringer Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 A curfew beats a teenager beacuse it gets them off the streets and annoys them greatly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Share Posted November 24, 2007 A 50,000 pound bomb beats a rock because it can fall on a teenager's head harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 A rocket beats a bomb because it can go further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Share Posted November 24, 2007 A match beats a rocket because you need a match to light the rocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 A zephyr beats a match because it can put the match out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Share Posted November 24, 2007 A hawk beats a zephyr because it can glide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Space beats a hawk because it can't fly in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 Stephen Hawkings beats space because he figured out a lot of stuff about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parshy Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Being dumb Beat Being smart cause people won't use you fo it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 Being a dumb person in a position of power beats just being dumb because your talent is put to use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOM Bringer Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 George Bush beats a dumb person in a position of power, because he is one of the dumbest people in one of the biggest positions of power in the modern world. He is like the king of powerful dumb people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 Americans beat George Bush, because they can vote him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 British beat Americans because they have better English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 Napoleon beats the British, because he did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOM Bringer Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 A tall person beats Napoleon because he was short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 A low ceiling beats a tall person for obvious reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 A tall wardrobe beats a low ceiling for equally obvious reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 A lighter beats a tall wardrobe because it can burn it to the ground. :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 A flare beats a lighter because it is brighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 A flash grenade beats a flare because it's even brighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 A normal grenade beats a flash grenade because it does more damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 A stink bomb beats a grenade because it does even more damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 A teacher beats a stink bomb because he can sniff it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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