antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Posted November 30, 2007 A professor beats a teacher because he ranks higher.
DOOM Bringer Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 A headmaster/dean/principal beats a professor because he ranks even higher.
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Posted November 30, 2007 A student beats a headmaster because without the students the headmaster would be out of a job.
DOOM Bringer Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 School beats students because it contains them and crams their heads full of info.
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Posted November 30, 2007 A university student beats school because they've finished it.
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 Graduation beats university because you never have to go back to university after it.
DOOM Bringer Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 A university beats a university student for the same reason a school beats a student.
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Posted November 30, 2007 A scientific institute beats a university because the people there tend to be smarter.
Loc Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 Fire beats scientific institute, because it burns it down.
DOOM Bringer Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 Water beats fire because it douses it out.
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Author Posted December 1, 2007 A boat beats water because it can float on the surface.
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Author Posted December 1, 2007 A torpedo beats a ship because it can sink the ship.
Midtime Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 A squid beats a torpedo because it can grab it.
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Author Posted December 1, 2007 A sperm whale beats a squid because sperm whales eat squid. A LOT of squid.
Midtime Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 (Giant squid often kill sperm whales) A whaling boat beats a whale because it has humans on it and the whale does not.
DOOM Bringer Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 A submarine can beats a whaling boat because it is bigger and underwater
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Author Posted December 1, 2007 (You can't prove the squid thing AA3) A leak beats a submarine for obvious reasons.
Midtime Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 A shower beats a leak because it shoots out more water.
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Author Posted December 1, 2007 A fire hydrant beats a shower because it's more useful.
Midtime Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 A fire beats a fire hydrant because the word is shorter.
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Author Posted December 1, 2007 An inferno beats a fire because it sounds cooler.
Midtime Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 An infernal inferno beats an inferno because it is two words.
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Author Posted December 1, 2007 Hot beats infernal inferno because of its simplicity.
Crusher Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 Cheese beats hot because you can eat it. (This is an awesome idea, whoever made this game.) ~Cameron~
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