antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Posted November 24, 2007 A teenager beats a mother because it can sneak things past the mother.
Midtime Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 A rock beats a teenager because it can fall on the teenager's head. (Back to the beginning!)
DOOM Bringer Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 A curfew beats a teenager beacuse it gets them off the streets and annoys them greatly.
antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Posted November 24, 2007 A 50,000 pound bomb beats a rock because it can fall on a teenager's head harder.
Midtime Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 A rocket beats a bomb because it can go further.
antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Posted November 24, 2007 A match beats a rocket because you need a match to light the rocket.
Midtime Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 A zephyr beats a match because it can put the match out.
antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Posted November 24, 2007 A hawk beats a zephyr because it can glide.
Midtime Posted November 29, 2007 Posted November 29, 2007 Space beats a hawk because it can't fly in it.
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Posted November 30, 2007 Stephen Hawkings beats space because he figured out a lot of stuff about it.
Parshy Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 Being dumb Beat Being smart cause people won't use you fo it
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Posted November 30, 2007 Being a dumb person in a position of power beats just being dumb because your talent is put to use.
DOOM Bringer Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 George Bush beats a dumb person in a position of power, because he is one of the dumbest people in one of the biggest positions of power in the modern world. He is like the king of powerful dumb people.
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Posted November 30, 2007 Americans beat George Bush, because they can vote him out.
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 British beat Americans because they have better English.
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Posted November 30, 2007 Napoleon beats the British, because he did.
DOOM Bringer Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 A tall person beats Napoleon because he was short.
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Posted November 30, 2007 A low ceiling beats a tall person for obvious reasons.
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 A tall wardrobe beats a low ceiling for equally obvious reasons.
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Posted November 30, 2007 A lighter beats a tall wardrobe because it can burn it to the ground. :devil:
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 A flare beats a lighter because it is brighter.
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Posted November 30, 2007 A flash grenade beats a flare because it's even brighter.
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 A normal grenade beats a flash grenade because it does more damage.
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Author Posted November 30, 2007 A stink bomb beats a grenade because it does even more damage.
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 A teacher beats a stink bomb because he can sniff it out.
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