Rock beats paper...

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This is a simple word game. All you have to do is select something random and say how it beats the random thing selected by the person above you. For example:

 

Person 1: Glue beats crocodiles because it can seal their eyelids shut.

Person 2: Money beats glue because it can buy it and therefore own it.

Person 3: Toddlers beat money because they can destroy it.

 

So to start us off:

 

Paper beats rock because you can't write on rock.

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Good game idea,

 

Pick beats rock because it cracks it open

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Chainsaw beats pick because it's louder. (:

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Machete beats chainsaw because its lighter and much more effective at slicing up n00bs

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Rocket-launcher beats machete because it kills more.

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Nuclear missile beats rocket-launcher because it kills even more

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Wire clippers beat the nuclear missile because they can, uh, clip its wires.

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Blowtorch beats wire clippers because it can weld its two clipper thingys together

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Flame-retardant foam beats blowtorch because it puts the torch out.

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Anti Flame-retardant foam foam beats Flame-retardant foam because I said so :)

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Credit card beats anti flame-retardant foam because it can purchase as much as you want.

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Scissors beats credit card because it cuts it in two.

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Screwdriver beats scissors because it can unscrew them.

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Grenade beats screwdriver because it blows it up

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Screw beats screwdriver because the screwdriver can do nothing without a screw.

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((Heh, two posts at the same time))

 

Hammer beats screw because the hammer is incompatible with it.

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Sledgehammer beats hammer because its like a hammer on steroids

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Knife beats sledgehammer because it cuts better.

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Spoon beats knife because you can't cut yourself with it.

[Midtime]

Soup scoop beats spoon because it's bigger.

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Matrix beats soup spoon because there is no spoon...

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Integration beats matrix because it's harder to do (I'm talking about the mathematics stuff :P ).

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Albert Einstein beats Integration because hes really smart and figures out a way to disprove its existance...

[Midtime]

A baby sister beats Albert Einstein because when he saw his own, he asked, "Where are the wheels?" (This is a true fact)

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A mother beats a baby sister because it can boss the sister around.