antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 This is a simple word game. All you have to do is select something random and say how it beats the random thing selected by the person above you. For example: Person 1: Glue beats crocodiles because it can seal their eyelids shut. Person 2: Money beats glue because it can buy it and therefore own it. Person 3: Toddlers beat money because they can destroy it. So to start us off: Paper beats rock because you can't write on rock.
DOOM Bringer Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Good game idea, Pick beats rock because it cracks it open
antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Posted November 24, 2007 Chainsaw beats pick because it's louder. (:
DOOM Bringer Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Machete beats chainsaw because its lighter and much more effective at slicing up n00bs
antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Posted November 24, 2007 Rocket-launcher beats machete because it kills more.
DOOM Bringer Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Nuclear missile beats rocket-launcher because it kills even more
antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Posted November 24, 2007 Wire clippers beat the nuclear missile because they can, uh, clip its wires.
DOOM Bringer Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Blowtorch beats wire clippers because it can weld its two clipper thingys together
antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Posted November 24, 2007 Flame-retardant foam beats blowtorch because it puts the torch out.
DOOM Bringer Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Anti Flame-retardant foam foam beats Flame-retardant foam because I said so :)
antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Posted November 24, 2007 Credit card beats anti flame-retardant foam because it can purchase as much as you want.
DOOM Bringer Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Scissors beats credit card because it cuts it in two.
antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Posted November 24, 2007 Screwdriver beats scissors because it can unscrew them.
DOOM Bringer Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Grenade beats screwdriver because it blows it up
Midtime Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Screw beats screwdriver because the screwdriver can do nothing without a screw.
antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Posted November 24, 2007 ((Heh, two posts at the same time)) Hammer beats screw because the hammer is incompatible with it.
DOOM Bringer Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Sledgehammer beats hammer because its like a hammer on steroids
Midtime Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Knife beats sledgehammer because it cuts better.
antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Posted November 24, 2007 Spoon beats knife because you can't cut yourself with it.
Midtime Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Soup scoop beats spoon because it's bigger.
DOOM Bringer Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Matrix beats soup spoon because there is no spoon...
antiaircraft Posted November 24, 2007 Author Posted November 24, 2007 Integration beats matrix because it's harder to do (I'm talking about the mathematics stuff :P ).
DOOM Bringer Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Albert Einstein beats Integration because hes really smart and figures out a way to disprove its existance...
Midtime Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 A baby sister beats Albert Einstein because when he saw his own, he asked, "Where are the wheels?" (This is a true fact)
DOOM Bringer Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 A mother beats a baby sister because it can boss the sister around.
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