m3l3ana Posted March 25, 2008 Posted March 25, 2008 Granted... and then you get salmonela cause you didn't cook it properly and spend a week in bed vomitting.. (that was nice of me)... I wish I could fly
Revenge Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Granted, but you get gunned down by the US military for being mistaken for a foreign aerial device of destuction. I wish I never wished for this wish.
m3l3ana Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Granted... but you lost all your memory when I tried to erase it.. I wish I could wish for anything I wanted
antiaircraft Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Granted, but you only wish for it, you don't get it. I wish I could download 1 GB of data within 30 seconds.
The Original Luna Posted March 26, 2008 Author Posted March 26, 2008 Granted, but your computer then blows up. I wish that I could become acquainted with an emperor of ancient China.
m3l3ana Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Granted... but you have to die to do so I wish I could go back to bed
The Original Luna Posted March 26, 2008 Author Posted March 26, 2008 Granted, but you catch the flu! I wish I could be able to be able to shapeshift into either a Hawk or a Tiger (but not simultaneously)
m3l3ana Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Lols... Granted but you get in a fight with another tiger and lose and die I wish I could buy a new car
xygnal11 Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 Granted, here's $100,000,000! But after buying the car, please go to the precinct and turn yourself in! :evil: *snicker* I wish I had a nintendo Wii!!!!
antiaircraft Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 Granted, but it's a faulty prototype. I wish I had infinite time.
Ashley Rose Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 Granted, but you have nothing to do with your time and are extremely bored! I wish I wasn't sitting in class right now!
antiaircraft Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 Granted, you're forced to stand. I wish I was able to teleport up stairs.
m3l3ana Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 Granted... but you get split into a million little peices and don't get put back together properly.... Umm where's your nose? I wish I had access to Debates and Discussions Threads :crying:
Revenge Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 Granted, but your hands fall off. I wish I had a tubesock.
m3l3ana Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 Ummm... Whats a tubesock?? I will Grant your wish.. but I don't know what it is so I can't put a evil twist on it :crying: I wish I had a Sega Master System
xygnal11 Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 Granted, but that's the only thing you'll get! no more games!!! I wish I'm dead... :axehead:
antiaircraft Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 Granted. You're stuck cleaning a gravestone until the end of the world. I wish Firefox bugs were easier to patch.
Revenge Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your life fixing them. I wish people would stop yelling in my ear.
m3l3ana Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 Granted... so they whisper very quietly instead and you can't hear them.. I wish I had faster internet
xygnal11 Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 Granted, but you and the internet got reversed! Yay! you're slower!! I wish I had an answer to everything
antiaircraft Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 Granted, but they're always just on the edge of your mind where you can't quite grasp them. I wish I could finish all my work instantly.
DOOM Bringer Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 Granted, but you do a terrible job on it all. I wish I lived in Australia (I already do but *shh*, don't tell anyone :P)
antiaircraft Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 Granted, but everybody knows about it now. :P I wish I could block out any interfering background stuff so I could concentrate on my work.
xygnal11 Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 Granted, but now you can only hear the stuff on your head! I wish somebody would kill me!!!!!!!!
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