antiaircraft Posted October 6, 2008 Posted October 6, 2008 Granted. They reply with spam. I wish I could snap my fingers and make work disappear.
Revenge Posted October 6, 2008 Posted October 6, 2008 Granted. All of your hard work dissappears and you have to start all over again. ...That was all I could come up with. I wish I had amazing accuracy with chucking gophers onto peoples windsheilds. o_O
antiaircraft Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 Granted. You end up killing 17 people due to perfectly aligned glass shards generated by gopher impacts. I wish there was some kind of system for auto-triaging bugs.
Revenge Posted October 8, 2008 Posted October 8, 2008 There is, but mankind will never learn how... I wish people had an average IQ of 499.
The Original Luna Posted October 9, 2008 Author Posted October 9, 2008 Granted, except for one or two people that aren't affected. These people start a world-wide smart person killing sree. I wish I could be a fantasy animal Shapeshifter (Unicorns, Dragons, etc.)
~warriorcatsforever~ Posted October 10, 2008 Posted October 10, 2008 Granted. You are a unicorn, but poachers kill you for your beautiful and horn. XD I wish...I could fly!!
Revenge Posted October 10, 2008 Posted October 10, 2008 Granted! You can't get back down, though... I wish cockroaches tasted delicious and was a nutritious part of this balanced breakfast.
~warriorcatsforever~ Posted October 10, 2008 Posted October 10, 2008 Granted! But you can't eat anything else for the rest of your life, and you get tired of them :sick01: I wish for you not to grant this wish. Think about it, how is that possible?? :laughingsmiley:
Queen Milli Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 Wish granted, but I grant you a wish anyway :P I wish that there were more Twilight books and I could read them all lots of times :P
The Original Luna Posted October 15, 2008 Author Posted October 15, 2008 Granted, but all the Twilight books Disappear into a Deep Dark Black Hole, never to return ever again.... Muhahahahahahaha.... That says something about my opinion of Twilight I wish I could have a mental link (but able to block the negative thoughts) between me and my friend in Warwick.
Revenge Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 Granted, but the link is broken due to coding errors. :P I wish this rock was my best friend. *holds up rock*
~warriorcatsforever~ Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 Granted, the rock becomes your best friend, and you have no other friends except a boring old rock that can never talk of express emotions. And then you drop the rock into a burning pit of lava where it disappears forever and you have no more friends. I wish the Twilight books would come out of the Deep Dark Black Hole and never fall in again.
antiaircraft Posted October 16, 2008 Posted October 16, 2008 Granted. However, just as the books come out of the Deep Dark Black Hole, you are drawn in and crushed by the tremendous gravitational forces. I wish for something to eat.
Queen Milli Posted October 20, 2008 Posted October 20, 2008 Granted, but it is your lest favorite food *evil laugh* I wish that my friend would stop being so wierd...
antiaircraft Posted October 20, 2008 Posted October 20, 2008 Granted. Now you're the one being weird. I wish I had a reliable printer.
The Original Luna Posted October 20, 2008 Author Posted October 20, 2008 Granted, but tis reliable until the day you have to print a major essay for College and it EXPLODESS! I wish I wasn't so mean with these wishes....
Revenge Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 Granted. I wished I was king of the world and had you as my slave, and you granted it without any negative reprecussions. I wish for a gigantic bowl of Chunky Puffs!
~warriorcatsforever~ Posted October 22, 2008 Posted October 22, 2008 Granted. You are at the bottom of the huge bowl, and all of the Chunky Puffs crush you. I wish for you to grant this wish.
FutureTXTurkey Posted October 22, 2008 Posted October 22, 2008 Granted: But You Wished For Flesh Eating Slugs To Engulf You o_O (Why In The World Did You Wish For That? You're So Weird) :wub_anim: I Wish Sam Was Here :wub_anim:
The Original Luna Posted October 22, 2008 Author Posted October 22, 2008 Granted, but he changes his name to Fred. I wish that there was a cure for Boredom.
Revenge Posted October 22, 2008 Posted October 22, 2008 Granted. The cure is to wear a mask made of bacon and stick your head in a tank of starving sharks. You are the only person to be diagnosed as clinically Bored. I wish clowns were still funny.
The Original Luna Posted October 22, 2008 Author Posted October 22, 2008 Granted. Clowns are funny for 1 hour a day, and the rest of the day they turn evil and attempt to lay seige to your house. I wish that I could speak Atlantean.
Revenge Posted October 22, 2008 Posted October 22, 2008 Granted, but you have a very thick accent and the Atlantians mercilessly riddicule you for it. I wish it were Friday.
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