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I wish Revenge would make a wish!

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Granted. You're hyper and you run around making a fool of yourself.

 

I wish I could just relax for a day.

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Granted... but you relax so much that you never want to get up again and end up moulding into your chair.

 

I wish I could stop eating bagel crisps

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Granted, but you get hooked on lettuce instead.

 

I wish I didn't have a headache.

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Granted you now have a stomach ache and a foot ache

 

I wish I had done my washing.

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Granted, but you were given even more work to do.

 

I wish I didn't have to keep running off to do things.

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Granted. Now you have absolutely nothing to do and get bored!

 

I wish Greys Anatomy wasn't on TV on Sundays

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Granted. A specially tailored computer virus knocks out every television station in the world.

 

I wish my CSS wasn't so rusty.

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Granted.. now all you can think about is making a wish

 

I wish the chips I just ate, tasted better.

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Granted, but the grammar mistake you made in your wish is posted on an international news site for everybody to see.

 

I wish I had more buttons on my keyboard.

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Granted... but now your keyboard is 1m long... you may have to get a slidey chair, if you don't already have one!!

 

I wish I would stop forgetting to make wishes (keep having to go back and edit my posts :P)

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Granted......(does not know what bagel crisps are...) the only thing I can say is you get fatter and etc.

 

I wish my cold would go away(to grant this is easier than you guys expected)

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sorry guys again, wrong wish..................................................................

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Granted. But you get larengitis instead

 

xygnal11 I think you posted agains the wrong post!

 

I wish all the work was magically cleared off my desk

 

Edit: xygnal11, you aren't suppose to double post!!!

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Granted - it ends up on your head.

 

I wish I could write neatly with my left hand (I'm ambidextrous, but my left hand writes kinda messily).

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Granted - it's cursed and attempts to strangle you.

 

I wish for a cushion.

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Granted, but it's so soft that you sink inside it and suffocate. Too bad. :(

 

I wish I couldn't get heartburn from Italian food. :(

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Granted.. so you get it from every other kind of food instead.

 

I wish someone was here to cover me, so I could go get some lunch.

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Granted. You have been covered (and possibly eaten) by a polar bear.

 

I wish I didn't have to be at school at 7:00 am. :(

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Granted.. now you have school at 4.30am

 

I wish I could find some blank CD's

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