Jump to content

Last to post wins!


Parshy

Recommended Posts

Lying about me lying about winning isn't cool Ryan.

 

No but seriously, the whale thing is true. Orcas can eat sharks, but sharks eat whales by furiously bitting and attacking them until they are dead. Or the sharks simply find a dead whale in the middle of the ocean, and that is their "dinner".

Link to comment
Share on other sites

There is this game in the apple store where you are a shark and you eat other fishies (bad WAM habit) or humans swimming or diving in the ocean. I play it on my iPod touch and it is just freaking awesome. XD I win by the way....MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You're more likely to die from lightning than a shark attack.

 

You're more likely to die from a bathroom accident than a shark attack.

 

You're more likely to die from a motorcycle accident than a shark attack.

 

You're more likely to die from a shark attack than win the lottery.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Oh. I thought it was funny though, that many things are going to happen instead of shark attack, and how unlikely it is. But yet the odds of a shark attack is higher than a winning lottery ticket.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You aren't even going to win.

 

The lottery likes to rip you off. When they realize that someone wins, they are like

 

"OH CRAP! WE GOTTA FIND A WAY TO GET THE 240 MILLION THAT THEY WON!!"

 

"Duhh, how about a lemonade stand?"

 

"Kyle you're a genius!!!!"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...